The night was young and I was excited real excited the reason for my excitement is that tomorrow I am going to be looking at cars with my dad. The deal with my father was I needed to have a GPA of a 3.0 and enough money saved to pay the car insurance for 6 months. There was no chance of falling asleep on my own, so I feel my abs and am very proud of my 6 pack so I decide to do pushups and sit-ups to get tired. After about 20 minutes of each I am exhausted and go to bed. The next morning my dad walks into my room as I am putting my diamond studs in my ears and spiking my hair. You ready to get your car sport sure am dad let me just finish perfecting my hair. I look in the mirror and am satisfied with my hair but then I realize I am wearing designer boxers let me show off a little and makes sure that the aeropostal logo is visible in the waistband, above my jeans. I get in the car and my dad asks ok son what dealerships do you want to go to. I told him Ford, Chevy and Volkswagen ok sounds good. Halfway to the dealership my dad’s phone rang and I hear my mom complaining and saying I am not going to put up with this anymore he is 16 years old. Then my dad says honey calm down put up with what. The conversation goes silent and my dad gives me an evil glare and nods his head in disappointment. I was so close I could see the camero I wanted when all of a sudden my dad makes a uturn and says we need to talk. We go into a diner and we order lunch and then the worst thing happened my dad asks me to look him in the eye and says did u wet the bed last night I turned 3 shades red and looked him in the eye and said yes I did. He frowns and looks really disappointed and said I can understand the bedwetting because you were born premature and you have an underdeveloped bladder. Then what the problem dad I did not do it on purpose. How hard is it to grab your wet stuff and walk 15 feet to the laundry room and put your wet stuff in the laundry? I am sorry dad I did not do it on purpose I forgot. You forgot my dad says, my wife your mom does not deserve to handle a young adult’s urine soaked sheets and underwear because you forgot. How do I know you are not going to forget to put on your seatbelt or stop at a red light or not drive drunk. I don’t even feel like looking at cars. Dad please I will do anything to get a car today. Let me think about it your mom asked me to pick up some stuff at Wal-Mart after Wal-Mart I will decide if we go home or to the dealership. Ok fair enough I said. I had to go to the bathroom and I was at a urinal I made sure everything came out to not produce a wet spot. At Wal-Mart I was quite to not escalate my already upset father. The first aisle we went to was the laundry aisle and my father asks me what detergent does your mother uses oh sorry he says you don’t know how to put things in the washing machine how can I expect you to know what detergent we use so he picked up some tide pods. Then my father asks me is there anything you need, I said honestly the plastic sheet on my bed is starting to smell and my pajamas are stained. My dad looks at me and smiles and said thank you for being responsible. On the way to the bedding department my dad asks an employee where are the plastic sheets and the employee tells my father they are on aisle 5 that’s where all the diapers and training pants are. Thank you my dad says. As we walk across aisle 5 my dad stops and walks a couple of steps back and see’s a package of goodnites my dad asks me how much do I weigh I told him a buck 10 maybe a buck 20 at most. He shows me the package and says look these will fit you. No way am I wearing diapers I told him and then my dad says no way are we getting you a car then or new pajamas or a new rubber sheet and your room can smell like a barn. I grabbed a package and told my dad at least the designs are not to babyish. I put the package in the cart and said fine I will wear them and then my dad also got diapers with tapes for me the pampers size 7 and I just bit my tongue and accepted my newly dictated night wear then my dad got the goodnites bed mats and a plastic sheet. Once all my new apparel was in the trunk of the car he smiled at me and said lets go get your Chevy. At the Chevy dealership I was looking at the V8 Camero black on black beautiful we were going to do the test drive when my dad asked the dealer do you think this car has too much power for a bed wetter I turned crimson red and almost fainted and said yes this car has a lot of power but I don’t think that bedwetting has anything to do with it. Ok let’s crunch numbers and see if we can work a deal. Ok the rock bottom price I can get you is 341 per month ok and you have the insurance money right yes dad I do my budget for you was $350 a month but I want to make it perfectly clear that you agreed to wear diapers to bed every night until you don’t need them anymore I said fine sheepishly. After about half an hours of signing papers my dad said here is your keys grab everything from Wal-Mart and put it in your trunk I cringed when I looked at the packages of diapers and bed mats but then the smell of a new car made me realize it is worth it and I will probably sleep better at night also. I called all my friends to come to my crib and check out the new ride. When I got to my driveway I see a 2014 mustang 5.O my Camero V8 and a lancer evolution. I honk the horn and my mom comes out and says where is all the stuff from Wal-Mart I need it to do laundry. My mother asks the kids to help with the bags and says no problem I totally forgot about the diapers I was standing there admiring my new ride when all I hear is laughing what so funny look at these diapers they are huge the package says up to 125 pounds and then they look at me and the package and say are these for you and my mom says until he can keep his bed dry they are my friends start laughing even harder. I then remind my other friends at least I don’t need Ritalin to be smart and the kids say calm down we are cool with your problem but look at you look at your 6 pack biceps I would have never guessed you have a weak bladder then my dad came home with the new license plate and it said “wetbed” My friends started laughing at me and my mom says it’s time for you to get ready for bed so I was pulling on a goodnite and my mom says no take it off these are for sleepovers or when you go to relatives the diapers are what you would use at home. I guess wearing diapers to bed is going to take some time to get used to.