My next installment details my experiment with using Vicks as a lube.

After reading about this the other day, I had to try it. So early this morning, I got up before Brenda and got the Vicks and the thermometer out of the bathroom, then went back into the bedroom and woke her up. She smiled at me when I handed her the thermometer, yawned, and sat up.

"So you're wanting me to take your temperature, I am assuming, judging from that big smile on your face."

I nodded. "But I want you to use this," I said, handing her the Vicks.

"Why Vicks?" she asked.

I told her that I had read about it and where I read about it and was curious to try it. She thought about it for a minute. "Okay. I suppose we can try it. Just remember," she told me, "this may burn a bit."

"That's what I read," I told her, and I still wanted to try it.

"Okay," she said, patting her lap. "Get your ass across my lap. Just let me get comfortable first," she said, taking off her nightshirt, exposing her large breasts and pulling back the comforter to reveal her freshly shaved pussy. Both Brenda and I wore only long nightshirts to bed, but no panties. I climbed across her lap and rested my head on a pillow. She took the thermometer out of the case and began to shake the mercury down.

"Are you sure you want me to do this?"

"Yes," I told her.

"Okay. But if it gets too much for you, I'm not going to stop." I nodded and said okay. I pulled off my nightshirt and slid my body across Brenda's lap.

"Mmmm, I just love your ass," Brenda told me, and almost immediately started rubbing me between my legs, getting my already wet, bare pussy even wetter. She found my clit and started slowly massaging it, making me squeal with pleasure. Breathing hard, I told her to hurry up and stick the thermometer up my ass.

"Just be patient, baby," she told me. "I have to lube your tight little hole first. You're almost too eager," she told me. "I should spank you first."

"No, no. The temperature first, then a spanking," I told her.

"Oh, now you're definitely getting a spanking first," she told me. I felt her hand raise up off my bottom, then spank, spank, spank. Just little play spanks first. Playing along, I egged her on, "Oh, come on. You can spank harder than that," I told her. "I know you can, because you really tore my ass up just a few weeks ago."

"That I did," Brenda said. "And did that turn you on?"

"Not at first, but after a while it really got me hot."

"Okay. Just remember, you asked for it." With that, she unleashed 20 well-placed and very hard spanks all over my ass and thighs. Halfway through, it really started to hurt, but other places started to really tingle, so I bit my tongue and just took what I asked for. So now my ass was on fire and my pussy was dripping wet. Now I'm about to get something that could burn on my inside.

"Okay. I think you should be warmed up," Brenda said. Picking up the jar of Vicks, she unscrewed the lid and dipped out a good-sized glob with her middle finger. She ran her finger past my nose so I could smell what was soon going to be inside me. The strong smell of menthol filled my nostrils. It smelled just like I remember it did when mom used to rub it on my chest when I had a cold.

"I'm going to rub a little on your tight little hole first." She parted my bottom with one hand and just touched her Vicks-covered finger to my anus. It burned, but it felt cool at the same time. It was so weird.

"More," I said.

"You sure you want more?"

"Oh, God, yes," I said.

"Okay," Brenda said, and with that, she plunged her finger deep into my anus. I was really getting off on this, I thought, as Brenda finger-fucked my ass with her Vicks-coated finger, moaning and sighing to myself. I almost drifted off to sleep. Slowly, the cool/hot feeling began to go away just as Brenda was pulling her finger out of my bottom and swiftly replaced her finger with the thermometer. I liked the thickness of Brenda's finger, but the thermometer renewed the cool sensations. For a full five minutes she twirled and slid the thermometer in and out of my bottom.

"Mmmmmm. I think I have died and gone to heaven. Brenda, you have got to try this." Brenda gave me a kiss on my cheek and whispered, "I will, baby, I will."