Most expensive enema you've ever had

Every time I try to do a M&M enema it ends up pretty expensive, as I need 3 boxes of molasses and 2 qt of milk - so just under ~20 bucks for a 4 qt bag. It's kinda worth it at the end of the day, so I'm not complaining.

What are some of the most expensive enemas you've ever had, solution-wise? (Paying a nurse don't count).

I once had an enema with milk and honey, I spent half a jar of honey and a liter of milk. This is the most expensive enema that I had.

My M & M enemas haven't been that expensive. If I'm going to do an M & M enema, I generally do a pint of Blackstrap Molasses, and a quart of milk.......mixed and warmed up to a comfortable temperature. That's a sufficient concentration to be very explosive, very quickly.

The most expensive enema? That's easy, probably someplace between a quarter million and a half a million dollars and still counting. Yes, you read that correctly, that's million with an M, and dollars with a D.

Mashie

$50 of wine (half a bottle of a $100 Bordeaux) mixed with rose water. I was feeling exquisite at the end of the experience. Fragrant and warm all over, definitely worth doing again.

My most expensive one-night series would have been about 40 total dollars for two enemas.

The most expensive enema? That's easy, probably someplace between a quarter million and a half a million dollars and still counting. Yes, you read that correctly, that's million with an M, and dollars with a D.

Mashie

Wow, how?

^^^^ The "enema" is a metaphor.

I don't know for sure, but probably hundreds as a last minute supplement to a bowel prep at the endoscopy center. It didn't help.

^^^^ The "enema" is a metaphor.

There are a few members who have had complications, including in at least one case a punctured colon (DianeAZ's husband). That would get expensive fast for a non-metaphorical enema.

I find simple works best for my gut, at least for the enemas for health-related reasons (or with health-related rationalizations. Even though my current protocol seems to work well I'm wondering if I should back off on the enemas). Most of those are in the 10-20 cent range, water and mild soapsuds (this doesn't count amortizing out equipment, but that would still be less than 50 cents per enema).

Most expensive is probably Susie's Rough Ride, taken to prove my masculinity I guess. Several dollars worth of glycerin, bisacodyl, mint castile soap and mint extract. About $45 worth of expense, but most of that was for excess materials with other uses. Total cost for the enema was probably more in the $5-$10 range.

Haven't tried M&M or oil. The simpler/easier/cheaper solutions work just fine and are much easier to clean up after according to everything I've read.

Alex, just read my blog about the 'Event" and you will understand what I mean by that. The "enema" might be somewhat of a metaphor, but the money spent is unfortunately, spot on and the real cost of playing with people who you thought you trusted but couldn't be trusted.

Mashie

The price of Fleet bisacodyl mini enema is up a lot lately.

Not long ago they were so cheap you had to buy 6 to justify the shipping costs

Most of my final enemas, after a few cleansing runs, involve a cup of vodka, and a great night sleep. Total cost about 1 dollar or so....

Expensive? I was given a Fleet saline enema in the hospital to prep me for surgery. I never saw the bill, but if they charge insurance 10 bucks for one Tylenol, can you imagine what an enema must cost? That's pretty expensive salt water! I'd be afraid to ask. ☹️

For me, the m&m was for a long time. About a year ago I decided I'd try olive oil. 3 litres cost me about $25 for my favourite extra virgin oil. That felt indulgent and it hung around for a good 24 hours.

Corky said

Most of my final enemas, after a few cleansing runs, involve a cup of vodka, and a great night sleep. Total cost about 1 dollar or so....

A cup (8 ounces/ about 250 ml) of vodka costs one dollar???

A liter bottle costs FOUR dollars?

What brand is that? I'd like to know because it would cut down my costs on alcoholic enemas.

It's probably Old Mister Boston.

4 bucks for a bottle sounds alot like something you might get off a pump station for ethanol in Germany...

^^^^ That made me laugh!

I sure hope no one uses denatured alcohol to save money!

One night in Bangkok. Had an escort give me a series for the night with some play in between. Not including her fee, for just the enema portion it was expensive. She ended up mixing items from the in-room fridge. Ended up over $150!!! Damn hotel (Sheraton) charged a fortune for those little bottles of booze. But worth it in the end, literally!