When was your last enema?

No enema, but I've been fucked!! Hold on, there IS a connection here! I've finally joined the 100's of thousands…nay, probably millions, of folks who have been the victims of, wait for it, PORCH PIRATES!! Ordered a new silicone 4 qt bag + accessories a few days ago. Scheduled to arrive today. E-mail pops up (with photo!) that it had been delivered. Yup, my front door in the photo, so it did come here! Could not have been more than 20-30 minutes between the time the email popped up and the time I went to the door to grab my awaited “toy”. And….gone!!!!! I can only assume that some hard up s.o.b. followed the delivery currier and grabbed the package within minutes of it's being delivered. The joys of living in a big city. Oh, well: I do hope the silly bastard that grabbed the package isn't one of our friends here on Zity…serves him (her?) right when he opens the package!!!

I took three wonderfully satisfying enemas last night.

First, I checked my damaged black bag where I had applied a patch to the inside of the bag. That leak seemed repaired but I found another leak on the other side of the bag where one of the metal clamps sliced all the way through. The bag is out of service until it is repaired.

I went to its matching clear bag and selected my nozzle. I wanted a nozzle that was big, very filling, and would provide a good seal when partially inserted into my rectum and the base resting on the porcelain toilet bowl beneath me. The nozzle of choice was my SNCMAX3. There was no preparatory enema before inserting the nozzle. The nozzle has a long enough section between the widest part and the safety flange that I can get it all the way in when seated on the bowl. But it doesn't exactly “pop in” like some other nozzles.

I filled the bag with 3-liters of warm water and hung it from the upper towel bar in front of me. I lubricated the front of the nozzle and, although it is relatively blunt, slid the first section in. The second section is a little larger in diameter and provides a a nice stretch. However, it is that wide and blunt nose of the nozzle that I really feel sliding up my rectum. This brings the long 3 inch diameter section just outside me ready for entry.

Holding the nozzle in place, I settle down on the toilet bowl while allowing the base with L-shaped connection to make contact with the toilet bowl. As I settle in place, my body weight forces the nozzle deeper and opens my upper rectum. The large diameter retention section is also sliding in and opening my lower rectum. As I have written elsewhere, this combination allows me to slide the nozzle in and out some small amount.

Once I was settled down on the nozzle with only about 1.5 inches before it would slide all the way in, I opened the clamp. The first liter flowed in quite quickly (the nozzle has a rather large bore). I stopped the flow at one liter to allow the enema to find pathways for the water to flow while rocking on the nozzle. I opened the clamp again and set it to one click from full open. It was a very slow filling and after another half liter had flowed into me, I opened the clamp fully. Another liter rushed into me and then stopped with a half-liter left to go. There was a sense of fullness and I could feel my colon churning against the enema. But neither changing position or the depth of the nozzle insertion changed the lack of flow. If anything, the nozzle went even deeper and felt quite good.

I sat there for a few minutes wondering if there was a blockage somewhere that wouldn't let the enema flow any deeper. I could get up and raise the bag to the higher level of the shower curtain rod. Instead, I left the bag in place and waited to see what happened in the next few minutes. Unfortunately, I didn't have a Higginson pump installed to help things along.

There was no check valve in the line for this nozzle and I rarely use one in this configuration. My colon was churning but it wasn't uncomfortable. Suddenly, there was a backflow into the bag. Usually at this bag height, none will occur. But the brown water was flowing back up the hose into bag. The nozzle had me sealed tightly and with the open clamp, the enema followed the path of least resistance up the hose and into the bag. As soon as the contraction passed, the enema started flowing back into me. The volume stopped at 2.5 liters with 0.5 left in the bag as a brown tinged enema. I allowed this to go on for several cycles. The amount of liquid that would squeeze out was between 0.5 and 1.0 liters according to the marking on my bag. After several cycles and about 5 minutes, the bag finally drained completely into me. I closed the clamp to end enema number one. After a few minutes I allowed the nozzle to slip out of me and the enema to be expelled.

I reinserted the nozzle and rinsed the bag knowing a more thorough cleaning would be needed when I finished. I allowed that enema rinse to flow into me and it was only about 1.5 liters. I didn't hold it long.

The Grand Finale was a warmer than normal 3.6 liter enema. After cleaning off the nozzle, I once again applied lubricant to blunt nose of the nozzle and and slid it in me through the second segment. I held the nozzle in place behind me and positioned the nozzle to make contact with the toilet bowl to press the nozzle deeper into me. It seemed that nozzle slid into more easily and deeper then the previous enemas. Maybe that was because I had already been stretched internally and because the tissues were already wetted to help the lubricant work. Whatever it was, the nozzle was nearly fully inserted when I opened the clamp.

The rush of warm water was immediately felt as it spread across my abdomen and then up my left side. I slid forward on the toilet bowl while leaning back. The shallowness of the front of the toilet bowl edge and my leaning back meant that the nozzle was pressed nearly all the way into me. Although the narrowing of the nozzle would help allow it in past the sphincter muscles, the largest part of the nozzle has to really stretch my lower rectum to slide all the way in. I can do it and it means losing contact with the toilet bowl for additional rocking and sliding stimulation.

Before I knew it, there was less than a liter left to go. I knew that this time there wouldn't be much chance in the stoppage of flow as the bag was higher since I hung it on the shower rod. As I passed 3-liters, I felt that familiar feeling of warmth building near the top of my rectum as the pressing of the nozzle tip through the top of my rectum and the warm pressure of the enema were combining to trigger an orgasm. The bag gurgled as it drained, I closed the clamp and a moment later, that wonderful flood of sensations from my orgasm started to ripple through me.

As much as I love to cum with this big nozzle inside me, the size and pressure of the nozzle can cause the orgasm to be a retrograde orgasm. In order to allow the semen to flow out of me, I have to reduce the depth of penetration enough to provide a path to flow. I didn't let the nozzle drop out of me because I wanted to hold the enema in. It was quite a satisfying set of enemas and I easily drifted off to sleep after expelling.

Last night. A good cleanout was needed due to unsatisfactory elimination. We kept some unused bar soap from our last vacation that seemed mild enough to use as enema soap. This soap is very easy to make suds with and is pleasantly scented (citrus) as well. I thought a somewhat larger volume would be called for so in addition to a full two quart bag, I mixed up about a quart more and left it in the mixing bowl. I did not want too much pressure so the bag was left on the bathroom sink top while the water in the mixing bowl was introduced using the 8oz bulb syringe. About 24oz was squirted in using the bulb before the enema using the bag was started. At the lower height, hardly any water would flow in without some gentle squeezing of the bag. Eventually I just hung the bag higher and finished it in the knee chest position. It took about 15 minutes from the initial bulb use until the bag finally went flat so no retention was needed to soften the colon contents. Elimination was pretty fast and there were no return trips. The soap seemed milder than the Ivory I typically use.

Had bad gas cramping yesterday, so I prepared a bag of pretty warm water. As soon as I started taking the enema, the warm water immediately stopped the cramping. With only about half the bag in, I removed the nozzle and just sat down for a few minutes. I expelled a few minutes later, and felt no need to take the rest of the enema. At the right time, they are a “miracle drug"!