Butt crack - Accidental or not?

This stems from some previous posts on related topics so I thought I'd throw this out there.

There are some discussions about people who plan wardrobe malfunctions or perhaps put themselves into situations where they are caught naked or partially dressed in a way that is plausibly "by accident." Also, there seems to be a double standard on female versus male nudity. So, with that in mind, what do people think when they see butt crack or plumber's butt?

One of my favorite things is when I see a woman, and usually a young one, who exhibits a good deal of butt crack when she sits down or bends over. When I was coming of age in the early 1970s, this was very common. Then, it seemed like the clothing manufacturers redesigned jeans, bikini bottoms, and slacks to prevent this by making clothes higher waisted. Then, about ten years ago or so, it seemed like the trend came back. Anyway, on some of these young women it seems as if it is impossible for them to be unaware that their butts are showing. I have seen younger women sitting down where literally four to six inches of their butt cracks are clearly visible. I'm not talking about thongs either... I mean full bare butt crack. Personally, I love it. I always consider my day to be better if a catch some woman's butt crack, particularly if they appear to be deliberate about it. It seems like many of them are showing themselves on purpose. Of course, not everybody does this deliberately.

Now counter to guys. The proverbial plumber's butt on a guy is usually reviled by most people. Of course, many of the offenders are out of shape and overweight, which is why their butts are showing in the first place. Because their pants don't fit.

Anyway, what do you all think when you see someone showing their crack? Is it in bad taste? Is it a turn-on. Are they exhibitionists? Does anyone do that on occasion? Is it sexy for women but distasteful for men?

I'm just curious.

I am most aware of butt cracks when attending church and women constantly rise, sit and kneel. My first thought is that women do not intentionally show cracks, because they are constantly pulling their pants back up and it has to be a nuisance for them. What most stand out to me though, is that I am not seeing as many women in low rise jeans vs say 2 or 3 years ago. What seems to be more prevalent now are tight shorts that sometimes expose the bottom of the buttocks, particularly noted at the mall. In any case, as sexual as I am, I do not feel revealing clothing is appropriate in church.

I am most aware of butt cracks when attending church and women constantly rise, sit and kneel.

This may be the reason I start going to church again !

Let me let you boys in on a little secret. Women always know when their butt cracks are showing and when they are not. Sometimes we want them to show, sometimes not, and sometimes we don't care either way, but we always know.

Personally speaking and I know this is so childish but even at 45 when I see a butt crack on a man, NOT a woman it always makes me smile for some reason or another. It just does. It isn't a turn on nor is it a turn off, it's just funny to me lol. Oddly enough when I see a woman with her butt crack showing the first thing that usually comes to mind is "she's a slut". Double standard I know, but it is what it is. But the thing is, guys don't usually know or care when their butt cracks are showing so it isn't intentional. That's the difference between the way men and women think, and thats why I can't help but think to myself when I see a woman with her butt crack hanging out, "slut"., lol

Mashie

Double standard I know, but it is what it is.

And what it is, IS we're different. So we treat different people differently, meaning we treat them ACCORDINGLY. A woman showing ass crack may very well BE a slut.

Well, Mashie, if you ever need a smile for some reason, I can always send some pics your way of me showing off a little crack. or even a lot of crack. I have these ACE jock briefs that are a bit small on me, which i use as a substitute to take my trash to the curb when i'm feeling to paranoid to wear a jockstrap. I know I can't raise it all the way up to the tip of my crack. HENCE......

There are some discussions about people who plan wardrobe malfunctions or perhaps put themselves into situations where they are caught naked or partially dressed in a way that is plausibly "by accident." .

Hey Pantsless, you mean when i am standing in my kitchen wearing only a jockstrap and i pop a fast food bag, which will cause the neighbors to look over, from their kitchen window into mine. And catch me in my jockstrap when they do. As if they looked over and saw me "by accident"

Or you mean when i take my trash to the curb in just a jockstrap, as if it's too early for anyone else to be around, creating a faux unguarded moment when my neighbor from up the street drives by. As if she caught me "by accident".

For me, it's a craft. The reward is the rush i get.

I think I have shown a bit of bum crack a few times above my jeans if I have bent over a bit. But I think I have shown more backs of thongs than bum crack really because if I am wearing jeans I do not often go commando. I think I was worst for showing a bit too much thong and bum crack when I was about 15 or 16. That was when I did it most often I think. Hahaha

I once came home from Church with two black eyes! The minister had us stand and the woman in front of me wasn't wearing any undies. Her dress was caught in the crack of her arse so I reached front and pulled it free. She turned around and clocked me a shot! I thought I did something wrong so I pushed it back in again. She turns around and nails me again! Some days you just can't win!

And ladies. many of you who think you look sexy showing a little butt crack and showing off your thong. Well I'm here to tell you they don't call that a whale tail for nothing! I appreciate the female arse. I REALLY DO. But you don't have to show it off with some crack and whale tail. It aint becoming! don't get me wrong! I've seen many a BBW with a very sexy arse! As long as she has curves and it has shape it looks good. It's when they get saggy, or flat! I work with a wonderful woman. She is very sexy and has quite a wild side, she is also a BBW but the poor thing has a broad, wide arse that is flat as a board!

Thanks all. I hope people keep responding. But Mashie, I have to point out that not all male butt crack is because the guy is unaware or doesn't care. I've seen plenty of guys who showed a lot of crack, to the point of it being impossible for them to NOT know. So, they're a lot like females. They like to show off. I have to admit that when I was younger I did it on occasion.

I actually haven't seen much butt crack lately. I used to work in the downtown area and frequently spotted it at lunch at various restaurants. I don't work now and I guess that doesn't help me. The last crack I remember was at my local library. My computer crashed and I was checking email on the library PCs. One girl, probably high school, had about four inches showing. She periodically would pull her shirt down to cover it up, but it would always ride up again and her butt would show. I tried not to look because I didn't want to be a "gawcker." But it was impossible for her to Not Know.

Anyway, I always get a nice little charge out of seeing some girl's butt crack. It's just something I like.

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy has one of his redneck jokes on this subject. "If you see a sign that says 'Say No To Crack' and it reminds you to pull up your jeans, you just might be a redneck."

Women who have any class at all hate when their butt crack or thong shows. On the other hand, one time in college I went to a halloween party at a fraternity house as a slut, and all sorts of things were hanging out.

Plumbers have the occurrence as an occupational hazard and they don't want it to happen either, but in confined spaces, especially on or close to the floor where they need to work, crack happens.

Think you are right Susie.

Sometimes it happens if you have to bend in a store as the article you want is near the floor, or if you are working on the floor.

I knew a young lady that opened her own massage clinic. She was a licensed therapist and her clinic was on the up and up, only professional massages. But, I got a massage from her one day and afterward, as I stood behind writing out a cheque, she sat at her little desk facing away from me and I looked down and could see her thong where her jeans had pulled away from her tiny waist. Very pleasing sight. ? I didn't say anything but I know now that I should have at least complimented her on her wardrobe choices.

When i wear a bathing suit, it's usually not that tight around my waist. So when it's wet & starts to sag, sometimes it slides down as i may be climbing onto and off of rides and floats at a water park, and sometimes when climbing out of a pool to.

These occasions are definitely accidental.

For me i think it's accidental most of the time

I was at a high end pet supply store recently and there is a cute, curvy girl who works there. She is very nice and playful with our small dog, so she has to squat down to interact with her. Usually, this girl wears a long shirt to cover her lower back. But on this day she didn't and I got a nice, healthy dose of big girl butt cleavage, plus the usual chest cleavage too. So I won't say it "made my day," but it sure made my day a little more enjoyable. I didn't even have to rubberneck. Thanks pet store girl. Is it wrong for me to enjoy this?

Seeing butt crack, whether accidental or intentionally on a fit, healthy, sexy woman is a highlight to my day. Yesterday, my lunch was ruined when an overweight blue collar male with ill fitting pants and short shirt sat down at the table across from me. The exposure of two meaty and hairy hams was disgusting in that environment. I couldn't finish my meal fast enough in order to leave. I wish I could un-see that.

I went to a Brazilian celebration, where a slender woman, probably early-30's, at a table selling Brazilian-style hot dogs clearly didn't think about what she'd be doing that day when she got dressed. She had on some very low-cut exercise pants, and every time she needed to bend down to get something, while her backside was to the customers, she would put her hand over her lower back. She couldn't really conceal the gap very well, and by the time I got my food, I could have probably drawn fairly accurately the pattern of her pink lace thong. Did not put me off my appetite, in any way, though.

When I see plumber butt or the equivalent I am usually in heaven, and sometimes wish I had the balls to ask them to taste that crack they are showing (I tend to be a bit submissive and really would never do such a thing, even if i thought they would be open to such a proposition)... I will say in that Morbid Obesity is no turn on with me, but an extra 50-75 pounds is ideal for me. Tend not to be so impolite as to stare, but for me would be hot to get a good long hard spanking for doing so.....

Mashie's comment earlier in this thread -- that women always know when their butt cracks are showing -- puts an entirely different light on a "Christmas present" I received a few years ago.

The toy store at a local mall was going out of business in mid-November, with huge discounts on everything, and like a lot of people, I stopped in to get a few gifts for the kids on my Christmas list. There was a LONG line to the cashiers. The short-haired blonde behind me (dressed appropriately for a warm Orlando fall) had an armful and a half of boxed toys, and three young kids in tow: all of them driving her crazy with pleas for more toys than the one apiece she'd granted them for helping her shop for their cousins.

To attract attention, the youngest child, a girl, was pulling from the side on the waistband of her mother's thin-fabric shorts. To keep herself from being partially denuded, mom reached down to swat the kid's hand, and dropped several of the boxed toys in the process. Of course, I helped her pick them up, and offered to let her go ahead of me, and to hold one of the larger boxes for her. She blushed and thanked me... She was seriously cute in a mid-30's way, with perky breasts in b-cups under a light sleeveless blouse in the same thin, patterned fabric.

She moved ahead of me, rugrats and all, and we chatted a little as the line moved slowly. Her kids never quieted down, but her oldest, a boy, took an interest in the action figures I was packing, told me that Iron Man's armor should be red and gold, and laughed when I out-nerded him by telling him that Stark had black and gold armor, too. Mom seemed grateful for the respite as well the help with her boxes.

Shortly before we got to the counter, her middle kid acted up and in grabbing him, she dropped two boxes again. This time, she squatted down to pick them up -- no mean feat, while retaining the others -- and at least four inches of her beautiful hips and crack came into view, and stayed there throughout the process. Her kids were in front of her and none the wiser, so I thought I was the only one in the store who knew about the moon suddenly coming out.

But given Mashie's advice, it seems that the lady herself knew what she was showing me... and was saying "Thank you" in a way that definitely made my season bright.

Shortly before we got to the counter, her middle kid acted up and in grabbing him, she dropped two boxes again. This time, she squatted down to pick them up -- no mean feat, while retaining the others -- and at least four inches of her beautiful hips and crack came into view, and stayed there throughout the process. Her kids were in front of her and none the wiser, so I thought I was the only one in the store who knew about the moon suddenly coming out.

But given Mashie's advice, it seems that the lady herself knew what she was showing me... and was saying "Thank you" in a way that definitely made my season bright.

Sounds like a moons over Miami moment. Thanks for the post it brightened my day.

I have noticed that more male butt cracks are seen than female. It could be that I notice them because I tend to look at male asses over females.

A bit of crack can happen when one bends over or crouches. If it is showing when walking, no! Not accidental, it's intentional. Then they want it seen or are just too lazy to pull their pants up to cover it.

Some guys have very flat pelvic areas and it's easier for the pants to slip down. I know I have to watch it with certain pants.

MissStress - find myself hoping that I have a good enough body that you and other women would want to check me out if the pants slipped... don't know if I'm willing to inflict the sight on the world at large just for the off chance that you would though!

That happened to me unintentionally over a dozen times (12 to be exact). I’ll tell the most embarrassing one. When I had an event (where I help people in third grade) in middle school, I saw scraps on the floor. I decided to pick up the scraps to clean the classroom. I went down on one knee to pick up all of the scraps. When that happened, a female teacher and some students saw my buttcrack. After seeing it, the female teacher said “ Pull up your pants, your buttcrack is showing!”. I thought she said something else so I ignored her. When I picked up the scraps, I threw them in the trash and the female teacher said that again and I heard that easily the second time. So I checked and it was showing. So I pulled up my jeans and pulled down my shirt so the female teacher and the students doesn’t see it again.

Now it happened 26 times :|

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