Mom compares her daughter's vagina to a ham sandwich.

Now In Vagina News. Taylor Swifts forbidden fruit is revealed, or sandwich as the case may be.

http://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/taylor-swifts-ham-sandwich-vagina/

All my vagina wants is to spread joy. 😈

How stupid. Indeed, the appearance of the vulva has, at least to my best knowledge, no relation to number of sexual partners or intercourse frequency.

Of course it's stupid, but I also had to laugh.

The [questionable] improvement in the analogy of the ham sandwich vagina over Georgia O'Keeffe's floral vaginas is the ham sandwich is MEAT. 😁 😁 😁

In addition, the similarity of vaginas to ham sandwiches includes vaginas being eaten, and much more frequently than Georgia O'Keeffe's flowers.

Wow. I really hope (providing old/ mature enough) that her daughter is actually having a healthy premarital sex life behind her back. Certainly judging from her post there is no way her daughter would be happy and confident enough to tell her mom if she had begun a sexual relationship for fear having to have some sort of exorcism.

Also every "vulva" is unique, my life has quite visible labia minora and I have been with woman who were very neat for want of better term. Both of them beautiful and I am sure had my wife been a virgin all these years the appearance will not be different. Well maybe childbirth had effect but not sex.

Thank you for the vagina news Mizz Lenka, I look forward to the next instalment.

? that's wrong and an insult to the ham sandwich! , JK! ......While some do look like food we shall not compare body parts to food it's sends out the wrong mesaage if you know what I mean.

I don´t eat ham but I would eat taylor swifts sandwhich ;-) But it is sad that the mother does not take care that her daughter gets a healthy sex life.

People need to leave T Swift alone!!! She is like one of those rare celebrities who dont have walnuts for brains!!

People need to leave T Swift alone!!! She is like one of those rare celebrities who dont have walnuts for brains!!

You're right no walnuts??, is more like mashed potatoes!? , so on that note, if she has mashed potatoes for brains they might be right about her tawt looking like a ham sandwich. ?

PS my apologies to all ham sandwiches in the world for the insult!.

While I like ham sandwiches very much, I never had the least desire to have sex with one.

There are things you eat. And there are things you eat.

I had to both laugh and cry and then go WTF.

A) That's all genetic.

B) Has she been lucky enough to see Taylor Swift's labia? If so I wish you took pictures.

C) Is she inspecting her daughter's labia? If so that's seriously fucked up.

D) So I think she is full of shit.

Mmm large and fleshy or small and neat regardless I would be happy to that up close and personal with the lovely miss swift.

Mmm large and fleshy or small and neat regardless I would be happy to that up close and personal with the lovely miss swift.

?, Now im traumatized about that image thank you @SARAJ. Oh my poor innocent mind has been violated by your comments along with the picture of the sandwich.

I feel mind raped now????

What a stupid woman. It is seriously fucked up. It's all genetics and she has just the same kind of labia as her daughter. Sexual activity has nothing to do with it.

Sorry to have had such a traumatic affect on you.

My labia have looked just like my mum's since I was about 13, my face is so like my mum's, my boobs are like my mum's and my whole body is like my mum's really.

This woman just does not know anything and I bet she is giving her daughter sexual problems.

My labia have looked just like my mum's since I was about 13, my face is so like my mum's, my boobs are like my mum's and my whole body is like my mum's really.

As much as I would like to defy it the older I get the closer I resemble my mother and she would kill me for saying it but she is starting to do a very good impression of my gran. This is all facially not private areas!

Also I hope Christianity, Jesus etc have much more important things to concern themselves with then the virginity status of unwed boys and girls.

Sorry to have had such a traumatic affect on you.

is alright I know you didn't mean it! , but yeah that's not a very good image and description combo!. Gives me the chills!?

Its ok if the chance for me to become intimate with miss swift I wont be sharing the mental picture lol. Also I'm not that keen on ham more of a tuna kind of girl.

Hollywood might do well to cast this mom as the mother in a remake of the '76 film, "Carrie."

Another POV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hLRrHUDPs

Its ok if the chance for me to become intimate with miss swift I wont be sharing the mental picture lol. Also I'm not that keen on ham more of a tuna kind of girl.

well pussy smells like fish sometimes ??

Another POV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hLRrHUDPs

no more visuals!, my mind has had enough for today. Maybe tomorrow but no more today please.

Well that was a meaty piece of insightful divided views

OK, I'm owning up: I had to google Taylor Swift to find out who the hell she was. Am I the only one to be so shamefully ignorant? Now then, let's see, back to Google: v-a-g-I-n-a.

well pussy smells like fish sometimes ??no more visuals!, my mind has had enough for today..

Not a healthy one

"Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot!!" does Taylor's Vagina have to do with it???? Geeezlouise!!! Maybe it's her "RED" lipstick and blond hair!! just for starters.....the "Masturbation Dream Girl" of Sultans in Saudi Arabia who would pay big bucks to have her in their harum!! "Nevah' happen G.I.!!" It is interesting though...The Ragheads only like "WHITE MEAT!!" ..I will leave you with this bit of "Sage Advice!!" from a long, long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away.......When the whole world turns to s#!t and every monetary system collapses, there will still be two commodities that will become "Priceless!!!" Trust me, as an old "Soldier of Fortune" ala Tim Kelly and Tubo Smith, I have seen.....those items are ..........."AMERICAN CIGARETTE TOBACCO AND WHITE WOMEN!!!!!!!" I don't mean to be sexist about this but just remember, those saudi sheiks don't like "Dark Meat!!" So there ya' have it........I'm sorry Taylor got bashed like that!!

At this point in time,

Never mind the "Click!!!!,"

'Think I'll go fix a fresh Jack n' Coke with a twist* instead!!!!!!,

highwater

(*) easy "Score markers" in the morning when I pour the glass into the sink!!

PS When Natalee Holloway disappeared in Aruba several years ago.....one of the rumors about her disappearance was that she was abducted and sold to some Saudi Sheik!! ...........Go Figure!!!

PPS "Soldiers of Fortune" That old 30 min. B&W TV series staring John Russell as Tim Kelly and Chick Chandler as his side kick Tubo Smith that aired in the mid 1950's had this 10 year old American Kid mesmerized!!! That "Straw Panama Hat" that John Russell wore in the series became my "Trademark!!" When my "Sunday-Go-to meetin'" Panama gets too beat up, it gets stepped down to the "Fishin' Hat" and a new one takes its place with my current skydivin' badges and pins!!!!!! Blue skies Boyz and Girlz and see you in that shady bar in the back streets of Singapore, that is if you have the map to the Gold mine........and the plot thickens.....

PPPS Sorry Taylor that somebody just "had" to compare your private parts to a ham samich!! Like I said in the beginning........Geeeeezlouise!!

Not a healthy one

that's what I ment by "sometimes" ?

When I was in the deli today watching them make sandwiches all I could think of was no sandwich today. 😢

So I gather you were hamming it up 😁

So I gather you were hamming it up 😁

that's wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, But hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh Aussie!.???

~ Andie

@highwater, I hear you Lima, Alpha, Charlie! Roger That and I like your post! Out!

Such hams lol

I gather that would be “ham off the bone”