First coffee enema experience

Well, today was the day I decided to try my first coffee enema(s). I purchased a "PIC" bag because I didn't want to stain any of my classic bags. Used SA Wilsons gold roast coffee. I used two level TBSP of coffee with 4 cups of water in a counter top coffee maker. Wilson's gold roast coffee looks more like weak tea than coffee.

Poured the 4 cups of brew into a container & added enough water to make up 2 qts. Took a 2 qt salt & soda cleansing enema first, expelled, then the first quart of coffee solution standing up & held it for 20 minutes. Expelled that & took the second quart & held for 35 minutes. I've been hearing some bowel sounds, but don't know if it's from the coffee or not. I feel very mellow with just a bit of a buzz. A very nice feeling!

Some questions for veteran coffee enema users: where do I go from here? I'm guessing that was a pretty weak coffee solution (I'm not a coffee drinker). How much stronger should I go? I did use salt in both coffee enemas (to prevent electrolyte imbalance). Is that ok? Do I need to use more than one quart to fill the sigmoid colon? Do I need to fill more than the sigmoid colon?

I was expecting a lot more buzz & more hyper than mellow feeling...........but I really like the mellow part! Definitely will do this again! How often do you take coffee enemas?

Best,

vapor

Well congratulations !!!

Read the Wilson site, he gives all the details. It has higher caffeine that regular coffee. If you want stronger add a scoop each time until you hit your desired amount/effect you are looking for. I personally don't use the salt as I want the coffee water to be absorbed. A couple of 2 qt enemas probably won't cause any electrolyte imbalance

It sounds like your coffee enema had a lot of placebo in it.

Two level tablespoons is what normally goes into making 6 OUNCES of coffee you would drink, so it's no wonder your solution looked like weak tea when you made it into one quart. You made the coffee at less than one fifth the strength you would drink it.

The "official" coffee enemas for "therapeutic" purposes is only one or two pints at regular brewing strength held for 20 minutes. If you dilute it to bring up the volume, you won't get the prescribed amount of caffeine, which is the purpose of the coffee enema.

If you want more of a buzz, you can do what I do every once in a while. That is to make two quarts (one commercial coffee pot) using ten, one ounce scoops of coffee grounds. (That's about a quarter of a pound of coffee beans.) My family drinks very HI-TEST coffee. Hold that for 20 minutes. You'll get your buzz on.

I know we all like different things and all, but having enjoyed my coffee enemas for several years now I would like to add my two cents worth.

I use a name brand "breakfast blend" coffee from the supermarket and brew it a bit on the strong side but still just as I would drink it. I brew five cups according to my coffee maker and that poured over 12 ice cubes to cool it to 103-105F makes just about one quart. While the coffee is brewing I have a small enema to get the lumps out, then put in the coffee. I hold the coffee for 15 minutes or more, depending on my mood and the time I have. Sometimes the coffee is followed by a plain rinse, sometimes not. Just depends on how the coffee came out, my mood, and the time. I don't get an excessive caffeine buzz, but just feel good and mellow after that.

Welcome to the coffee club. It quickly became my favorite enema.

I use Folgers right off the shelf! I bring a pan to a rapid boil, add the folgers (about a cup for one qt) and let it boil 3-4 minutes, then reduce the heat to simmer it for 15-20 minutes. I pour it thru a coffee filter and let it cool to 105 F. I like to hang the bag low for a slow fill, and leave the nozzle in me while I hold for 20-30 minutes. It is a very relaxing experience that just gets better after expelling! Oh, If you are doing this as a detox, take a 2 qt rinse about an hour later, as many toxins are being released after you are empty.

I try to get a coffee enema in every Saturday morning (Sunday if I have to work Sat.). I'll have already done my Friday night deep clean.

I just brew up a STRONG pot of Maxwell House in my 12 cup Mr. Coffee. I pour that into my 4 qt silicone bag so it can cool while I make another half pot for drinking. By the time the bag has cooled to around 110º, I've usually drank a cup or two and have to piss. Sometimes (not always) I'll pee in the bag and bring the level up closer to 2 qt.

I start out standing, then drop to knee chest about halfway through. I'll have my glass butt plug ready and heated in the sink. Once I've taken all the coffee, I coat the glass plug with cocoa butter vaseline - ease it in - then wipe away any stray vaseline. Then I usually spend 20-45 minutes in zity chat mellowing out. I don't have a set time - I just retain until it my body tells me it is ready. Sometimes I'll do a 2 quart rinse but other times I'll just use my faucet diverter to clean up. I think I documented a recent coffee enema in my photo gallery.

Always leaves me feeling rejuvenated and ready for whatever the day brings.

Yes the first coffee enema was given by wife who got a book on liver flushes that was part of the flush and she wanted to try it and I was the one who got the first one the start was a small glass of lots of Epsom Salt in a very little water well in two hours she had the coffee enema & 1/4cup of Epson salt in it to be held for 1/2 hour but she gave me a 2 QT clean out enema first before the coffee enema so holding the coffee & Epson salt was not bad but the Epson salt you knew that something was in that enema but it was strong because the hole thing is to relax the galblatter ducks so you pass the gal stones . But it whiped cream & fut and before bed you get 4Oz of Olover oil to drink that the really bad part to drink any kind of oil is not easy but I learned that put in ornige Juse with a little backing soda make it form it easer to drink but you belch but then you lay n you right side and go to sleep te first thing in the morning is a coffee & Epson salt enema to hold as long as you can which I never have troble holding the Epson salt seams to relax the bowel so you know you hav an enema in you but you seam to just take the water part into your body. Well Not long after that coffee enema we used a lot to use to detox are bodys but at this point I an not able to do coffee enemas as much as I like too , Well enjoy your enemas

Doesn't help me get up the courage to try a coffee enema.

I only rarely drink coffee Only when I can't get decent tea, and then just a small amount.

I just love a really good coffee enema! I start off with a couple cups of very wary, very strong coffee. I hold that for a bit and then I fill the baf with very warm, soapy water, with some baking soda. I prefer Dr. Bonner's Pepermint soap. I usually take the whole bag, but sometimes I can't hold it that long. It takes a few minutes to expel it all, and then I take several rinses. Sometimes I get a pretty good coffee buzz going, and sometimes not. When I am done, I feel really, really good.