I work in property management, mostly apartments. Had a wonderful very proper elderly woman come in and ask if I could tell the young couple upstairs to keep it down, I asked if it was music, ect. No she said they were practicing marriage loudly! I had no idea what to say, I'm told my face was priceless. Was a very interesting phone call 😲 that's for sure.One of our offices is in a building with other apartments and one cold morning I arrived to the housekeeper asked who was scraping all the windows outside? I'm like what?? Seems a very rythmtic noise in the apartment, sounded like that, um nope people upstairs had a noisy mattress. Everyone just started laughing 😂, then it stopped and we heard someone walk to the bathroom , thought ok there done. Nope walked back then a very loud buzzing started! We gave up, had the meeting in the garage!Apparently I get loud, my x husband and I thought we had the house to ourselves, and had a wild time. Well we didn't know the kids came home until I went to the kitchen for a drink and saw all my children on the porch, when I asked hey guys what you doing? In unison the All said YOUR REALLY LOUD! Good memories lol😁I have a 3 apartment house. I live in 6 rooms on one side, 3 over 3 and the other side has 2 three room apartments 3 over 3. T he bedroom on the second floor is above the kitchen and bathroom of the first floor apartment. A waitress at the local coffee shop needed an apartment and she rented the second floor one. Her boyfriend was a mechanic at the Mercedes garage. When he came over their headboard would bang against the wall and the couple downstairs could hear it quite well. They didn't mind and just thought he was quite lucky. At the diner she was known as the one who let her walking do her talking. All the guys watched her, she quite titsy, short and the one the Texan was looking at when he said “nice ass, get in the truck”. Alas all good things come to an end. When she learned they could hear her downstairs it stopped even though he still came to visit. When I had to go up to install hard wired smoke detectors I saw why. They had bolted the headboard to the wall.
Never heard my parents, but have heard others in various apartments I have lived in over the years, and in some hotels.Mostly found it very arousing, except one couple who lived above us who worked in a bar and would come home regularly around 2-30 am and make love very passionately for hours. She was very vocal.As my wife and I had regular 9-5 jobs at that time, you can imagine how that affected our sleep patterns.Had to slip a note under their door eventually, asking them to keep it down.They moved out shortly afterwards.
I rode on my horse to a friends house to spend the night. The farms were miles apart so there was no going for the day and riding home. After we went to bed, we told ghost stories and were both a bit nervous from it. Then we heard a steady beating down stairs. I asked him what it was, thinking a ghost was coming up the stairs.He said “They're doing it.”I asked, “What were they doing?”He said, “Come on, I'll show you.”We got out of bed and crept over to a vent to let the warm air come to the upstairs. We peeked down and there was his father's bare butt, going up and down. The moonlight was shining through their window and dimly lighting the lovely action down below.After a while, he rolled over and pulled up the covers. We got back in bed and I could tell he was masturbating and I did too.That was the first time I ever heard or SAW what I had heard about from the big boys in the restroom at school.
First, I did not do this on purpose. It just happened. One night after I had gone to bed, my parents went to bed a few minute later. I was about 6½ years old at the time. I did know what sex was and how to do it. My parents room was not that far from my room. I heard my father being very sexy toward her in what he was saying. Just after that, my mother said to my father, “Put it in deep.”This made me think for a moment, would it result in my mother getting pregnant. Sure enough a few weeks later she announced to my father in front of me that she was pregnant.
I never heard my parents having sex, never a hint of it apart from a couple of condoms that were always in my dad's wardrobe and never seemed to get used. But my mum had three kids so I guess they must have done it and I expect she used a diaphragm as most women did back then.But many years later we were staying at a Travelodge at a resort on the south coast of England, it wasn't a purpose built place but one where they had taken over a big old seafront hotel that had seen better days. Over a couple of days I had noticed some noise each morning at around 6am in the room above us, so it was obviously a room used by staff. There was a young blonde woman who ran the restaurant, so it was obviously her and one of the guys. One night, at around 1am, I heard the bed-springs in the room above my head start to squeak in a rhythmic way, so it was obvious what was going on. The sound continued for several minutes, and I'm think I wouldn't last that long! But then the sound got quicker and more urgent and then quiet as I guess he had finished…
Mum was a single parent so i never heard her having sex.At uni, living in halls i did on numerous occasions hear the person in the neighbouring room having very passionate sex with their bf/gf. The room walls were rather thin and even a radio or normal conversation could often be heard 🙄A couple of years ago, during a hot summer, I did a few times hear my neighbours having vigorous vocal sex. Was a combination of the rhythmic bed squeaking, headboard hitting the wall and vocalisations which were very clear. The fact it was summer and everyone had windows open to try and get some airflow, probably didn't help! I seem to remember that it sounded like a couple of different male voices as well as the female. A while later a new bed was delivered and the squeaking / wall banging stopped!
At age 20+ I moved to my first own apartment. The previous renters had warned me that the neighbor below would get noisy at times. And sure enough, I woke up from her screams quite a few times (and got an immediate solid hard-on), even though I am a sound sleeper.
A few times as a horny teen my BF and I would be in the front seat of a parked car doing it with another couple in the back doing it. We didn’t look but we could certainly hear. Likewise a few times at ‘lights out’ parties, I don’t know if people were actually fucking but they certainly were moaning. Once as a newlywed with my first husband his brother picked a girl up at one of our house parties and did her on our couch. We sneakily watched them through the cracked door. We gave him tons of shit about it later but it got us pretty hot at the time. husband was fingering me while we watched.
When I was older and shared houses with fellow students it would be a very regular thing to hear others having sex and I've no doubt they heard me having it too