Mom did! I was, I think 13 years old. I had used some money that I had earned from my paper route to by myself a Tyson red open top fountain syringe that I used to give myself enemas with. For some reason, I hid the thing in Mom's bathroom behind a piece of green, asbestos, sheeting that protected Mom's bathroom wall from the small space-heater that stood in front of Mom's toilet and between the toilet and the door that led into her bedroom.
After using the thing, I would roll the syringe bag up like a newspaper, wrap the red tubing around it, and slip the syringe's white douche nozzle into small opening in the rolled up bag. Then I'd put that thing behind that asbestos barrier. I didn't hide it very well, because a person sitting on the toilet couldn't help but see it.
One night I went into the bathroom to take an enema and bath. But, to my amazement, my fountain syringe was not there. I was, oh so constipated and was scheduled to go fishing early the next morning with my Father and really needed some relief.
I sat on the toilet for a few minutes elbows on my knees and hands on both sides of my chin. I was considering my options, which were: 1. Forget the enema and just take a bath and go to bed; 2. Go into the living room where Mother was watching t.v. and swallow my pride and ask her if she had seen my enema bag (which of course she had, for it was just myself and her in the house); or 3. Bathe, and then go into the living room and ask Mom if she had any Castoria in the house. I chose option number 2.
Mom was expecting me. For when I went into the living room, Mom was just sitting there smiling at me. I hem-hawed around a bit and finally asked her if she had moved my enema bag. Mom said, "Mike, you shouldn't be taking so many enemas son."
I went over to where Mom was sitting on the couch and sat down next to her. I leaned over and kissed her cheek and said "Mom, I am terribly constipated and I really need to take one tonight."
Mother replied "Son, I can give you some Castoria and you will be able to go in the morning if you'd like."
I kissed her cheek again and said "Mom, don't you remember, Dad is taking me fishing early in the morning and I sure don't want to be in the boat and need to go! Please, tell me that you understand!"
Mom patted my hand and said "Ok, Mike, yes I moved your syringe. Come with me and I'll show you where I put it."
I got up and followed her into my bathroom. Mom opened the cabinet that was above the washing machine and pointed up to the top shelf. "There, Mike, in that silver pitcher. That's where your enema bag is!"
I climbed up onto the washing machine and pulled the top of the silver pitcher open. Reaching my hand into the pitcher and I pulled my syringe out. Mom reached up and I handed the bag down to her.
As I got down, Mom had unrolled the tubing and was in the process of adjusting the water temperature. I just stood behind her as she filled my red bag with warm. salty water. When she had it full, Mom shut the water off and reached over to the cabinet and took out some ivory liquid soap and pumped about 10 squirts into the water.
Mom turned and smiled at me and then walked over to the wall beside my toilet and hung the bottle by its tab. I immediately heard the water filling the tubing...bloop, bloop, bloop.
As I got out of my shorts, Mom greased the douche nozzle with Vaseline.
I eased down into my normal knee chest position as Mom sat down on the toilet. Then she pulled on my right bootie cheek and slid the douche nozzle home. I was almost in a trance. It had been several years since Mom actually gave me an enema.
I turned and whispered "Mom, thank you! I love you so much!"
Mom smiled down at me, blew me a butterfly kiss and opened the red tubing's shutoff. My enema began! I eased my head down and thought "I am in Heaven!" Within a minute or so, the bag gurgled informing both my Mother and me that it was empty. I started to get up, but Mom put her hand between my shoulder blades and stood up. I watched as Mom took my bag down, eased over to the sink, turned on and adjusted the temperature of the water, filled my bag with warm, salty, and soapy water, turned off the water and re-hung my syringe on the wall.
I eased myself back into my knee chest position and Mom re-opened the shut-off. She slipped her hand onto my stomach and started to gently message it. She, then, whispered in my ear "Is Mikey enjoying the special enema his mother is giving him?"
I turned my head towards her and said "Mom, I love you so much!" A second or so later, my bag gurgled again.
Mom said "my, my Mikey has taken a whole gallon of enema water! I am impressed! Please stand up so I can examine your stomach!"
I did as I was asked.
Mother ran her hand over my swollen belly and said "you look like you are 8 months pregnant, Son!"
I reached down and said "Mom, I think I can take a little more!"
Mom shook her head and said "ok, Mike we will see."
With that said, Mom stood up, took down my enema bag and re-filled it for the 3rd time. After hanging the bottle one more time she put her bottom back on the toilet seat. I, myself, eased down into my normal knee chest position. Mom, opened the tube's shutoff one more time and then reached her hand back on my swollen belly. I tried real hard, but could not take that whole bag, though, I did take most of it.
Mom helped me off the floor and I sat down on the toilet to expel my enema. After about 15 minutes Mom came back in and gave me three more enemas that night. I thought I had died and gone to Heaven. By the way, I no longer hid my bag behind that piece of asbestos sheeting. It hung on the door inside my bathroom. No reason to hide it anymore, and yes, Mother did give me enemas from time to time.