Guys: Have you ever caught your penis in your zipper?

Honestly I don't believe you, every little boy and or man has had this happen to him once or twice is like a right of passage. Unless you wear zipperless pants than maybe.

NO everybody hasn't.

This is rare. I don't care if people don't believe it, but very few men or boys have ever caught their penis in a zipper.

The penis is covered by underwear before the zipper goes up.

Susie knows me better than some men I think 😃 ... besides, I was always a sort of sneaky and cautious kid. I didn't trust grown-ups and that translates into being careful with what you do in general. I hated grown-up attention and knew that getting my penis caught in a zipper would be the ultimate in attention and humiliation.

And indeed, since you should always wear underwear, you really have to be something of a dunce or butterfingers to get caught in a zipper.

Yes, guilty my one incident at age 10 happened cause I was rushing. There were others needing in the bathroom and they were pounding at the door rushing me.

Let me modify my statement, "It happens to MOST males in grade school, or Jr. High." It is NOT a rarity. I hung out with many teenage boys in my school years and the vast majority of them had had this happen. For those that hadn't done this, we gave them warnings about how painful and grisly it was. In every case, the male was in a great hurry to pee and get back to what they were doing when it happened.S

Susan maybe in N.Y. boys don't have this happen, but in Cincinnati it did happen and often. It only took one experience to make us VERY careful from then on.

Let me modify my statement, "It happens to MOST males in grade school, or Jr. High." It is NOT a rarity. I hung out with many teenage boys in my school years and the vast majority of them had had this happen. .

In university we once had a discussion about this among a number of friends with their girlfriends present. If I remember correctly, I think it was one of the girls who initiated the subject and started by telling us about the 'hilarious' accident her boyfriend had at a very inopportune moment. It seems they were dressing for a wedding. The boyfriend was a witness or something important and while dressing up, he caught his penis in his zipper. Off they went to a hospital to have it taken care while notifying the bride and groom to be of the mishap. Not was in the pre-cellphone era, so imagine all the rigamarole trying to get into contact with someone. I think they postponed the wedding for an hour or two but it worked out in the end.

Anyway, out of the group of 5 or 6 couples, that one friend was the only one who admitted to having the zipper accident. So from my experience it wasn't even most boys.

The girls in the group seemed to think it funnier than the boys did. Well, I suppose they would, wouldn't they? ...😃

Okay, I'll bite. Yes, I've done this to myself somewhere in elementary or middle school. I don't recall the exact event, but I know I did it the one time. Not any blood as I recall, but it sure hurt getting the zipper teeth opened again and off of my foreskin. Rated 0/10, would not do again! As liquidsky can attest better than I, there are whole articles and book chapters in Emergency Medicine literature devoted to how to fix this, usually in younger boys. I hope none of you or your children or grandchildren need their services.

Eric

there are whole articles and book chapters in Emergency Medicine literature devoted to how to fix this, usually in younger boys.

This must be a fairly frequent injury in kids; like I thought.

Personally I recall no tales from the males of this being an issue unless one is not wearing underwear.

Female pubic hair stuck in a zipper is likely more common providing the afore mentioned lack of undergarment

However according to wikihow I may be in error.

http://www.wikihow.com/Free-a-Penis-from-a-Stuck-Zipper

The thought of such an occurrence creeps me out why I could never be a medical professional. 🌹

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" there are whole articles and book chapters in Emergency Medicine literature devoted to how to fix this, usually in younger boys."

This must be a fairly frequent injury in kids; like I thought.

See what I ment by a "right of passage"? , this is usually something that happens to little boys or drunk guys.

Yes I did on a number of occasions. Thats why I have a preference for Levi's with buttons and not zippers.

Yes...a long, long time ago when I was just a little boy. Very traumatic. I am not sure what mom did for me, but I think I might have blocked that one out...

I had it happen a few times but just a slight pinch of the foreskin.

Much less likely to happen if wearing underwear and everything nicely tucked in, but more people go 'commando' that some may seems to believe.

As for the comment from Alfreda78, I think going all the way to cutting the foreskin is going overboard unless there was considerable damage done by the zipper.

Reminds me of a old joke: "what has 100 teeth and eats weenies". ha ha

It happened to me, when I was about 10. I've been really careful, after that!

The one and ONLY time I got it caught in my jeans zipper, I was about 8 years old and went screaming to my mom, she took her time so as not to hurt me, broke the zipper at the top, and with no warning ripped the zipper open, I almost passed out, hated her for all of 5 minutes, and was grateful for her smarts.

It never happened again.

Fishing camp in remote area of Alaska. The toilet seat was a balancing act. Once it slid off the glides, Kat bar the barn door - if any equipment was in the way - penis, testicles, etc. - heaven help you. Needless to say, the supporting rods in back had considerable sway. I managed to get my nuts caught in that damn thing twice before I finally learned how to ride that damn stallion. Hurt? Not even going there.

Ugh yeah I've had this happen exactly once. I was in a hurry to get dressed(this is another story entirely) and couldn't find any underwear..I caught the edge of my head in the zipper. Ouch. Only way out of it was to unzip it, I think that hurt worse. Last time I went commando with jeans.

Yes happened to me on many occasions, it really hurts and if its really deep it bleeds a lot.

Did any one see the movie "what about Mary?" , it involved E,M.T.s and embarrassing rescue .

yes happened to me , didn't tell any one and hoped like hell the bleeding would stop .

Once when I was a kid, I caught my foreskin in the zipper. I have always been very careful not to repeat the experience.

Yes... Once when i was exib without panty Under the jean... 😘

Of the MANY embarrassing things I have managed to do to myself, this is not one of them!

Guys, since it appears this frequently happens when going commando, underwear is your friend! 😁

I wore tighty whities growing up so never had this happen until I joined the Marines and was required to wear boxers in boot camp. Right off the bat I caught my dick in my zipper! Damn that hurt.This happened several times till I adapted to the situation. As soon as I got out of Boot I got me some briefs.Later during various jungle type terrain where it was humid and wet I developed jungle rot in the crotch area due to being wet all the time. An old salt advised to stop wearing underwear,this allows the area to dry out forestalling the jungle rot.I havn,t worn underwear since then approx.45 years ago.Never caught my hose in the zipper since either!Jim.

That has never happened to me before but, I do know that it does hurt.

Only once when I was 7. Was at my grandmothers house and was playing around while they were gone and got a little bit of the foreskin caught. When they returned explained my predicament to them - one of her friends was a nurse and tried to no avail. Her daughter who was a teenager tried and was successful in freeing my penis which was sore from all the manipulation! Was happy to have him freed and not the least bit embarrassed by the ordeal! Don't remember the story I concocted at the time!

Hahahahahaha

It reminds me when I bought my latex catsuit, but I bought it a little small, and I was trying to close the zipper when it sudenly up and gets my balls skin.....and it hurts like hell!!!! But I manage to unzip it but not without leaving a mark.

Hurts like hell. I have found that if you zip up instead of down it frees it. Hasn't happened in decades but left memories of really bringing tears to my eyes.

No. That's one of the reasons why I wear underwear.

I once caught my penis on the zipper. I was 6 or 7. The tip of the foreskin was what got snagged. Unfortunately or fortunately it happened at home and my father was around to help because I was afraid to pull it down. Minor superficial bleeding upon unzipping and dad put some petroleum jelly on it to stop it. I was sore for a few days. The rare occasion retracting the foreskin hurt.

Yes, it does hurt! happened to me when I was 7 staying for the day at my grandparents while my mom and her friends were at a meeting. While they were gone, I was fooling around and caught the skin by the head and couldn't get it loose. So when mom and friends came back, explained what happened. First mom tried unsuccessfully and then her friend - finally her friends daughter, who was a nurse, tried and was successful! Needless to say, it was a quiet ride home!!