When was the last time getting a rectal temperature?

My wife took mine two days ago. 37.3°

Last month at a recent play exam I had

Yesterday. I can’t read these posts without getting the urge.

Hier aussi ma femme a pris ma temperature.

Last night my nurse took it..after my shower from work

Yesterday I flew solo. The last time some one took it was a few weeks ago when my play partner took it.

A couple of weeks ago while on my play date

Last night. Wife has me stand by bed only wearing underwear, tells be to bend over, then spanks me by alternating cheeks.

Then tells me to take my underwear off, I do and bend over again, spanks me again then tells me to “stay bent over and spread your cheeks apart”. She then puts a lubricated glass thermometer up my rectum. Tells me to squeeze it and relax while she watches it move a bit. When done, pulls it out , spanks me again.

Sometimes then puts gloves on, lubes her finger and gives me a rectal and prostate exam. Keeps finger in while I am still bent over, jacks me off until I ejaculate. Other times just jacks me off while leaving thermometer in. Keep a hand towel under to catch the ejaculate.

Nearly daily in the morning as part of my “wake-up routine"

I have two dedicated Kinsa thermometers; one for oral readings, one for rectal. Started routine monitoring at the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic.

@chelle300 lets hear about that please!?

My family doctor never takes my temperature this way and I don’t remember ever having it done. I’m sure I did, though?

Your post is not uncommon DaphneKL, as the rectal temperature pretty much is no longer used for a number of reasons. Medical technology, the approach to rectal temperature taking as a common method, unless due to a patient’s condition warranted it wouldn’t be done. With the older glass thermometer both oral and rectal, there were and still are concerns about mercury. And even in the medical environment, the use of rectal thermometers and the taking of rectal temperatures could easily be construed as unnecessary and at the most extreme, sexual assault.

No doubt outside of the medical venue, at home the practice may still be on going.

As a child just before 12.

My girlfriend took my temperature yesterday for the last time.

I'm running a fever the last days.

As child, maybe until 8 or 9.

As an adult, I am having a thermometer in my butt right now…

As a child, up until I was 5.

Now, daily.

I think it was a couple years ago. I was taken to the ER with heatstroke. As soon as I got there I was stripped & got the thermometer. They did that several times over the next hr. After that, they put a temp sensor up my butt and hooked it up to the monitor.

A couple of days ago, my husband and I have both had bad colds and he decided I needed my temperature taken three times a day. I know better than to argue lol

@DaphneKL Rectal temperatures are still quite commonly done on babies and smaller children.

Over summer when i had pneumonia. Was not pleasant since i was super sick and shivering so bad i could not get warm, but thermometer was trusty and said my fever was 102

@Animal_lover

I was 10 or 11 and got a nasty ear infection while staying with my grandparents. It was late enough in the evening (and well before the days of walk-in clinics at drugstores) that my parents took me to the ER. I distinctly remember having my pants and underwear pulled down and having my temperature taken rectally while lying face-down on the table.

The other night and nurse took it part of a monthly examination..99.4 and used her digital rectal thermometer probe

Today morning, before getting up from bed

Last weekend on my play date in NJ🍑🌡😈

Yesterday before being given an enema. Temperature was at 100.9F. Got it taken twice. Before and after. Glass mercury type thermometer in my butt for 3 minutes each time.

Somewhere around early age 10. Then it was the oral version. In 1960.

The other night and my nurse used her digital rectal thermometer probe and was 99.4

The last time I had my temperature taken rectally was when I was about 18 or 19, and it was because I was so delirious and out of it with a fever that they couldn’t get me to unclench my jaw for the oral thermometer.

Had a temperature of around 41°C (about 105°F) so needless to say they dragged me half-conscious straight to the ER.

I‘ve got a Covid-19 infection with rather high fever since 3 days. It’s coming down a little today. My hubby decided to stay at the Homeoffice to not spread the virus in his whole department. So he has a lot of time checking my temperature 🤒 The last time he has taken my temperature iwas about 4h ago. So I fear I‘ll be soon due for another one 😒

I believe my last time was at age 11 or 12 while at summer camp. I puked over the side of my bunk (yuck for the boy below me). I also felt hot but was shivering too. The cabin counselor walked me (and the boy I puked on) to the infirmary. On the way, I puked again on the grass. The counselor woke the nurse and left me in the infirmary then escorted ‘puke boy’ to the wash house.

The nurse had me sit on the exam table and asked me questions as she examined me. She then stated she needed to take my temperature. I watched as she shook down the thermometer and opened my mouth when she turned toward me.

“Sorry, buddy. I need to do this in your butt.” I groaned as she had me lay on my side facing the wall. She tugged the hem of my underwear and asked “Can you slide these down for me?” I lifted my hips and pushed my underpants down enough to expose my butt. The nurse then took over and slid them off my feet, “We'll keep these off for now.”

The nurse rested her hand on my hip and lifted one cheek. I shivered when I felt the cold glass rod slide up my butt. As I waited , she then grabbed a flannel blanket and laid it over me. I was grateful for both the cover and the warmth. As expected I had a fever and she kept me in the infirmary overnight and into the next day, checking my temperature the same way 3 or 4 more times. By afternoon, my fever broke and I was feeling better. I was allowed return to the cabin that evening.

I took mine this past September. A friend took my temperature last march, before she gave me an enema.