I guess I could count myself reasonably fortunate insofar as a visit (only if necessary) to any one of a number of locally based pharmacies that still display a selection of remedial rubber products...should the need arise..I've been known too & admit engaging staff in conversation about explaining the "benefits" applicable to attaining a good outcome...So long as the means justifies the end
Some handle it as just a matter of course whereas the odd one can come unstuck...becomes tongue tied...gets all flustered...along with giveaway facial expressions of embarrassment that tell their own story....It's interesting asking a young staffer do they have colon tubes & if so would they mind telling me why & how it's best used while I'm trying my best to maintain a modicum of polite social intercourse
Last year I'd had cause to pick up forward phone ordered medications for a friend...there was this what I assume first year trainee ask me if there were anything further she could help with, as I'd casually ambled along the aisles while awaiting the prescription order....you can imagine what aisle I'd slowed in
Well, not to pass up an opportunity & seeing as i had already reached over to inspect a rather large two tone (navy blue & red ochre) boxed multi piece douche bulb emblazoned thereupon...i thought warranted a closer personal attention !!...Perhaps due to inexperience & male interest in a feminine article caught her offguard
Also standing alongside an open white mesh PVC tray of assorted clear soft vinyl CT's came the obvious question & so it did....Poor girl !!...gulped...visibly flushed...coquettish appearance of embarrassment....lost her composure & called for one of the older female staff to assist....A few moments of both awkward fumbling's & maybe for her an agonizing wait, saw a mature senior assistant come to her aid...she was so relieved & departed briskly with a shy knowing smile !!
Which was to lead to a conversation on replacement India rubber tubing & rubber non eyeleted colon tubes....though there were none in stock...Being professional in her attitude & with spare time on my hands, she dutifully steered me towards their stockroom....which had a small open office area to one side...While I sat nearby she accessed their computer system revealing page images of relevant items by FR size & length, along with stockists located just a few suburbs away.
Her now prominent delectable derriere wasn't missed as she leaned over comfortably....regulation medium thigh length white light cotton uniform creeping up her stockinged legs....glare of her desktop screen accentuating her womanly anatomy....while tinkering at the keyboard as she leisurely file searched. 😜 ...My vision unobstructed...strayed, settling upon her very shapely backside...fixated with deviant (read dirty) thoughts...Oh my gawd to inspect & ravage that stupendous bum
Luckily she was to take her time & with me being seated & not having to stand, a brief glance about from her would've confirmed that possibly the customer had camping on his mind....as I'd already "pitched a tent"
Upon conclusion of said conversation she recommended (with a wry smile) i call directly thereby save on order /stocking charges...nice of her !!...From what i was able to ascertain (based on her broad general knowledge) she was conversant with such items....as her mannerisms tended to reveal.
Admittedly after leaving the store I do wonder if their exemplary knowledge could suggest favourable personal leanings