Hospital Flash

Calling all exhibitionists- had a minor but happy event recently. Checked in for a hospital day case procedure. Told to change into gown . Out-patients set-up was rows of chairs- facing not far away six bed bays. Ushered by careless nurse into one bay, told to change and she went out drawing curtains on all 3 sides behind her. But not very well and left a significant gap at the end on the front curtain, facing chairs.

There weren’t many people around but I could clearly see through the gap two women sitting in the front row- one certainly in 60s, other probably mid-50s . And folks, my logic was that, if I could see them, they would be able to see me- clever stuff eh. So I made a lot of fuss taking jacket off, moving up & down, arm movements and so on in their eyeline, and yes I succeeded in attracting their attention. After that it was plain sailing !

Checking - out of the corner of my eye -- that they were as we say attentive to my movements, I stripped off in full view of the curtain gap, not too quickly but totally. Getting a bit excited I felt an erection building fast and stark naked, I moved around making sure they saw both my bare bottom & my full frontal , now nicely stiffening, penis. I gave them plenty of time to view and they were only 10 metres or so away so I reckoned they were getting a fine eyeful. Eventually gowned, I went out and of course sat myself down almost beside them.

The one in her 60s just couldn’t restrain herself. We do have to be careful she said to me, staff are so careless. If the curtains aren’t drawn properly you see into the bays. Well I hope you didn’t see me, says I. Well I’m afraid I did, she smiles sweetly, I saw you undressing and then you had absolutely nothing on at all . I do see men nude at my life drawing class but ,she sort of giggles, they don’t have erections. Oh dear ,I’m so sorry I says and that’s alright, she says, I liked seeing you like that . After all it’s only natural isn’t it. Well I ask, did this other lady see me nude as well?

That brought mid 50s lady in . Yes, she smirked, I saw everything very clearly - bare bottom and stiff penis, thank you so much. I saw my husband nude in the shower so you’re the second naked man this morning and you’ve both been standing to attention- very flattering she laughs. But I must say the one at home is definitely bigger in that department – sorry about that.

Cue astonishment, then apologies from me. Cue smug, superior satisfaction from her. How rude to comment on my size. But how nice both women enjoyed my nudity. And they’ve got a great story to entertain the next coffee party.

Hospitals are so good for a spot of flashing.

I hate those gowns they give you, you are told to take everything off and put a gown on with opening at the back then your ass hangs out. Then when the do a procedure on you its not just your butt that hangs out but you front too. Hate them!

I could not urinate. My doctors office sent me to the ER. I checked in and was ushered to a curtain "room". When the nurse was prepping to insert a foley catheter she moved the bed towards the middle of the room and switched from my left side to the right. She had to exit the curtain, when she did she did not close that side of the curtain. I was exposed to all who walked by while she inserted the catheter.

Then when I returned to have it removed, I was in a room that had a sheet privacy on a track near the door. When the doctor came in he opened the curtain a little, instead of walking two extra steps to go around it. The curtain was left in that position. After the (drop dead, very very cute) nurse removed the catheter and left the room to allow me to get dressed, she left to door open. My clothes were on a chair that was exposed due to the curtain being opened. I took a quick peek, and there was the nurse's station, filled with techs and other staff. I slowly put on my shirt, picked up my pants, dropped them on purpose. When I left the room I waved goodbye to them.

Very well done, gman. And you hit the age group i desire most. A bit of envy on my part.

I have only been involved with one unintended flash. During one of my annual physicals, our family doctor was about to do my prostate exam and realized that the exam room was out of tubes of lubricant. She apologized profusely and said she would be right back. I stayed in position over the table and while the doctor had closed the door almost all the way, out of the corner of my eye, I noted the office manager peering from her desk across the aisle through the very small crack of the inside of the door and the frame.

She would not have been able to see much, mainly my bare butt, but I detected a slight smile from Karen, whom I would guess to have been in her late 50s. We made eye contact and she looked down after mouthing "sorry."

I simply think that Gmans story is exaggerated if not entirely fabricated. No matter what the circumstances I simply don't believe that strange women would so brazenly comment on the erection or it's size. I don't believe it.

I was in the hospital for a series of tests and my back was extremely sore from laying in bed. The wife of a man in the next room slept a lot so the women who was probably 45 and just a little older than me would come into my room and visit. She asked how I felt and I told her about my back pain. She told me to stand against the wall and pull my knee to my chest to stretch my back muscles. So stood up, and pulled one knee to my chest, held it then pull the other knee. She said to do it 5 times each and smiles as she watched. As I did the stretches I realized that since I am tall and the hospital gown was short, every time I lifted my knees my gown would lift up to my waist and I was completely exposed. Then I understood why she was smiling as she watched. She came to my room several times a day to encourage me to do the knee stretches. She had a great view and when I was discharged she said she was sad that I had to go and that she enjoyed visiting me and hoped my back was better. It was

I recently had to go into hospital for an eye operation.

A female nurse took me into a cupicle and handed me a gown. I was just about to strip off when the doctor that was going to preform the op came in to ask me a question before leaving. I was a bit absent minded becuase over the worry of the op that I got side tracked and I stood facing the wall where all the clothes hooks were to undress

After putting the gown on, I turned to leave and found that there was a gap in the curtain where the dr had either not closed it, or a nurse had poked her head in so see how I was doing, awayway everyone walking by got to see a bit of me.

After the op unable to bend over they the nurse had to completely dressed me watched by her male trainne nurse - I was so turned on by the intimate exposure I will be wet for a week lol

A few times over the years. I was about 30 when the doctor sent me to the hospital for a GI series. They had me put on a gown and sit in the waiting room. My first time wearing a gown so I wasn't used to sitting like a girl with my legs crossed or knees together. It never occurred to me to do that. There was a woman with two kids sitting opposite me and she kept giving me dirty looks and I never knew why. Inside having the exam I was lying on my side on a table for part of the exam and the gown fell open so I was exposed. With my arms over my head it stayed that way until the female assistant noticed and closed it. She was the wife of the bartender where I used to frequent so we mentioned that often when I met her in the lounge. It was years later when I figured out why I was getting those dirty looks in the waiting room.When I was in for a physical my doctor had me sitting on the table naked when his beautiful receptionist walked in with my records which she had forgotten to put in the room ahead of time. When I had bypass surgery they were not too careful at all. Before the operation my bed was like the extra one in a 2 bed room and it was facing the door which was never closed. When the teeny bopper came in to shave me she had me naked on the bed with my feet facing the door. When they decided I could go home I was next to that open door as the nurse removed all the electrodes from my chest then she pulled out the catheter. I never thought about any of that in the hospital for bypass until these questions popped up here.

After my son's birth I sustained internal injuries and nearly bled to death. They took me back to the operating room. I had to climb over to the theater bed. I was very weak. My gown came halfway off and my breasts were exposed. If I were not so sick I would have been either aroused or embarrassed, Because the guy was really sexy.

I was in the hospital for a heart ablation, after the procedure I was in the recovery ward, a large room with curtained stalls. I had to be watched to be sure the veins didn't bleed. The nurse was very careful not to totally expose me when she checked the sites as they are VERY close to the groin. By the way my wife was with me. After a few hours the nurse got me up to take a short walk, I stood up and when I took the first step I quickly found out that when they put the dressing on the wound they had also taped my scrotum to my leg. I thought I could tough it out and just take small steps, my wife was on one side of me and the nurse on the other, we made it out in front of the nurses station and I could see it wasn't going to work being "hobbled" so I told my wife and the nurse my condition, they looked at each other and we all started laughing. We returned to the bed and the nurse had to redo the dressings which required total exposure. It was interesting to be naked and the three of us making jokes about it, the nurse had the best sense of humor as does my wife. When I was released to go home all the nurse at the nurse station were smiling and telling me I was walking better

After my son's birth I sustained internal injuries and nearly bled to death. They took me back to the operating room. I had to climb over to the theater bed. I was very weak. My gown came halfway off and my breasts were exposed. If I were not so sick I would have been either aroused or embarrassed, Because the guy was really sexy.

Too bad you were so sick. It could have been an enjoyable experience.