The Milk and Molasses Enema

I'm keen to give M&M a go but am a little time limited at the moment. Can anyone who has done this before let me know how long after you have taken it you need to recover? I don't want to take it one evening and still be having issues the next day if I need to travel for work. How many days should I set aside for this one?!

Just set aside the one day generally...possibly 4 to 5 hours only,not much longer & yes you'll certainly get to know all about rolling cramps.. gas retention that's unavoidable....repeats trips to the porcelain palace...so don't plan on straying too far....(definitely the stand out in that you don't take chances & trust a fart - big mistake)...I'm assuming you are familiar with the procedure which for all intents n purposes is delivered rapidly.

On a side note & if you have not done so already then avail yourself of the excellent information found amongst the forum contributors as well as heed the good advice offered.....Good luck & I wish you well !!

I am a newbie to this site. I have done only one M+M and that was a few days ago. I had a little over a pint of expired molasses, to used all of it and a little more than a pint of milk. I heated it to 105 degrees and then ran it in me. I held it for 20 minutes and then a blow out . I had it all over the bathroom by the time I could get on the toilet. It took about 4 dumps to feel empty. But about 6 hours later, I was just rolling large amounts of gas across back and forth across my transverse colon. I could feel my abdomen shifting with the rolls. A few hours later I was passing the gas. It was less than 12 hours so one full day would be enough. But I have read on the forum to use cold milk. I will try that next. Don't know how that will change the results I got the first time.

I have had a lot of experience with the M & M enema. Follow the advice already given here and you'll be fine

When my wife had our first-born by Cesarean, she became good friends with one of her nurses. I was just back from a week-long sales trip, flying a Beech Debonair all over the Montana state. I was really constipated. The nurse was visiting when I got home. I asked her advice, in hopes that she would volunteer. Instead she mixed up a "molasses & milk" and had my wife give it to me. One in a lifetime was enough for me and I'm a "regular enema user...taker...etc." All I can say is it is a "damn breaker"!!!

It is an experience. Once was enuff for me, tho.

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I tried it olny one time, It was too strong for me! It accumulate a lot oa air inside and many many many long lasting cramps!! Oh god!

The couple of times I have administered that to a sub, the results are almost immediate. As for one woman I was administering it with an inflatable butt plug enema nozzle, well inflated and before I had even 1/2 of the fluid in she has a massive cramp that blew the butt plug almost 10 feet across the room and out into the hall followed by all of the solution and everything else that was down there. Extremely powerful.

I currently write this whilst lying on my back in my bath tub.

M&M. Holy crap this is awful!

I made a litre of 50:50 milk to molasses and took it quickly using my double balloon nozzle.

At first I thought "this is not so bad, what's all the fuss about?" I got to five minutes retention with some cramping but nothing terrible.

I could hear all sorts of gurgling inside and I could feel the gas expanding inside me but it was still no worse than SSEs I've had before. Then, sevem minutes in, wham!

These cramps were unreal. They just kept growing and growing. I can usually pant or groan my way through most cramps, particularly with a double balloon helping me out, but this cramp was not possible to ride out. I lasted as long as I could but had to release the nozzle.

Even after that the gas just keeps building inside me. I've released all of the enema now but the cramps keep rolling in and they just seem to last. Mostly just gas coming out now, which quietness the cramps briefly but lacks the satisfaction of knowing the solution causing me such drama is coming out.

If you were strapped down and unable to release the enema I reckon this would be about the worst punishment enema you could imagine.

All I want to do is get this owe with so I can clean up and take a few rinse enemas to clear myself out and hopefully stop this madness!

ONLY ONE QUART??? Child's play. 😁 😁 😁

You need to retain TWO quarts for at least 20 minutes.

That will make you swoon and maybe nauseated.

I'm following your advice of taking it slowly first time round. And you know what, I'm glad I did this time! I can't even begin to imagine what 20 minutes forced retention of two litres feels like.

^^^^ The real thing is much better than what you can imagine! 😁 😁 😁

Muwahahahahaha!

Had one a few years ago from my then girlfriend who is an RN, she called it a 'Brown Cow Enema' and administered it with an EZM inflatable nozzle and a disposable bag, it surely got things moving and I went for hours and then had cramps and gas for almost 10 hours plus but I was rather desperate, would do again only if absolutely necessary.

I have been given m and m enemas at least eight times . They were given early in the evening I was given at least a quart plus sometimes mor depending on how much the nurse wanted me to suffer. After receiving the m and m enema I was made to hold it for as long as I could . After I expelled the enema I was given a few cleansing enemas it still took me until the next day to recover . The nurse would diaper me after al was said and done.

Did it one time----NEVER AGAIN

Mix one quart of molasses and one quart of milk. SLOWLY heat it to 105 degrees then take the enema.

Hold it for 20 minutes. Use a retention nozzle. It will help you retain it when you get nauseated and feel like you have to expel it.

The nausea and pain is good for you. It builds character.

I remember taking a 2 liter M&M but only held it for 3 minutes it was that intense, but as Susie would say, I need a character builder!

I don't need that kind of character... I once took a four quart mixture of 3 quarts warm water and 1 quart lemon juice and boy did I become nauseated. I broke out in a sweat and cramping.... Oh God.... I had to lay in the tub in cool water, rubbing my face with a wet cloth.... Boy, I will NOT do that again... Enemas, to me, should be pleasurable and not something that "builds character." I can build character in a whole lot of other ways that are not painful.... No, I will not try a M&M enema. Not today, Not tomorrow, not ever! Have a great Fourth of July.... For the ones of you that will be taking the M&M enema for your "Fireworks" - Good luck!

I used one cup of molasses and one cup warm milk, it took about 10-15 minutes but it worked very well. Too much cramping for me but it wasn't as messy as I thought it would be.

If you follow Susie's recipe of one quart of molasses and one quart of milk at 105 degrees, I bet your ass blows off before you have held it 20 minutes. That'll build some character!

I've both given and taken M&M several times, and will only say that the Bible is 100% correct: "Tis more blessed to give than to receive!" For best results, this should be done with a long colon tube. Although it is quite "gratifying" when done with a regular enema or douche nozzle, it really does it's best (and most painful) work when the solution is released directly into the colon near the caecum. The cramps are exquisite as the gas is produced and forces EVERYTHING out ahead of it toward the anus. I do not know of a better enema for cleaning out, or for punishment. I strongly recommend having a friend give to you. I also recommend a two or three quart SSE after your first release, and two or three rinses. ENJOY! As for how much time it takes, be very close to your toilet!

And lets not forget in the event of an impending large explosion bend over & put the head between your legs and - KISS YOUR ARSE GOODBYE 😁

Well, that was...intense!

I'm going to own up right now and say I didn't make it to 20 minutes retention. I got to just over 10 and I just had to release as I was worried for my ass! I had already leaked loads around my double balloon and was in all sorts of discomfort.

The cramps this time round seemed to hit a lot faster. I had at least a few minutes grace when I only used 1 quart before but with 2 quarts the response was almost instantaneous.

I could feel the gas expanding my insides and actually making space for the solution to flow even deeper.

My expulsion has pretty much cleaned me out completely. I am still getting some urges to go to the toilet but not much apart from gas is coming out.

After releasing there was one point where I was almost certain I was going to be sick. I managed to hold it down and after another expulsion felt a bit better.

So, @Switchablesusie despite having your threat ringing in my ears the whole time I was unable to hold for the allocated twenty minutes. On the plus side, I do get to look forward to you beating the shit out of me now. It really won't take long!

You are a brave man! That ranks right up there with stuff I have done, after saying, "Here, hold my beer and watch this."

1000 young cute enema nurses could NOT make me take a M&M enema again---------maybe that could be a replacement for waterboarding prisoners ?

I'm very interested by molasses enema!!

I decided that this was the time to take Switchablesusie up on her challenge to hold an M&M for 20 minutes. The reason why this was a good time to do it is that I have an old 4 quart bag that is very scuzzy and is going in the trash next week and I was not worried about cleaning it up.

So I put a pint of molasses, a pint of whole milk, and a couple of dabs of yoghurt and a quart of water in a pan and brought it up to about 105 degrees. I now had just over 2 quarts of solution. It then went into the old bag and a double balloon nozzle went up my but. For reference I have taken 4 quarts but my normal capacity is maybe 3 1/2, so this was just over half what I could normally take.

I hung the bag higher than usual due to previous comments that the thicker mixture required it. I started the flow at t=0 and for a minute it was pretty standard fair but the solution caused early cramping and the expected 3 or less minutes to get it in turned into 5-6. This cramping was not gas -- but was due to the solution itself being unpleasant to my intestines and they wanted it out of there. I finally got it all in but the cramps were intense.

At t=12, not the 20+ I had hoped for, I exploded into the toilet and got rid of much of the solution. Susie won again. Then I decide to try what Susie said she does and I put the tip back in, inflated it, and started cleaning up. It seemed like things were pretty much done but that turned out not to be the case. Cramps built again to the point where at t=25 I had to release the pressure and explode again. Now I once again thought I was about done and did not put the tip back in, but after a few minutes I could feel gas. There was rumbling, pressure, and my stomach was expanding as if I were taking an enema. At t=48 I sat down on the toilet for a long session of farts and a surprising amount of "stuff".

Finally at about t=55 things calmed down and I was truly done. Normally 20 minutes after I start an enema I am done if I have held for only a few minutes so this M&M enema took 3 times as long as a larger tap water enema. It truly was quite the experience. I won't be doing it again soon but I am glad I did it.

In retrospect I had tried the M&M once before and thought it was not all it was said to be. The initial cramps had caused me to not get it all in and I held it almost no time. As a result I did not have the more dramatic long expulsion complete with lots of gas. To get the full experience you have to coat the entire colon with the solution and have time for gas to form. So expect a bit of a challenge getting it in. A smaller volume would be easier but I suspect that it would not reach all the way up the colon and you would a less dramatic expulsion.

One time trying it is just one time too many----never again, screwed me up the whole day.--It is even listed as an OK enema in my old baby books.---(but even turpentine enemas were listed as OK too back then)

I decided that this was the time to take Switchablesusie up on her challenge to hold an M&M for 20 minutes. . . . . So I put a pint of molasses, a pint of whole milk, and a couple of dabs of yoghurt and a quart of water in a pan and brought it up to about 105 degrees.. . . .

You made a valiant effort, but you cheated!

You were not supposed to dilute it with any water!!!! 😁 😁 😁

You were not supposed to dilute it with any water!!!!

Well--- If you say so. But I think going up to 2 quarts total got the enema further up so it would "irritate" more of the colon.

To truly settle this I think we need a scientific study:

Group one, the control group, gets a 2 quart tap water enema.Group two gets a one quart enema, half molasses half milk.Group three gets the same quantities as group two plus a quart of water for two quarts total.

It will be a challenge to do this "double blind". We may also find it challenging to get sufficient volunteers to get statistically reliable results.

I volunteer to be a witness (or a giver) ONLY