What do YOU call your penis and testicles?

I've always referred to my goods as "The Cash and Prizes". My wife always gets a chuckle and gives me an eye-roll...

Penis: PRNDL (referring to letters on gear stick)

Balls: Ding dong

Me and my wife call the George and the Twins.

We both call them cock and balls. We keep it simple.

I tried to call them of lots of names, but they never answered back to me......

😉

Za

I tried to call them of lots of names, but they never answered back to me...... 😉 Za

What about the name "Davie pp small" ? 😄

I am a 4 string bassist.......pp small is not an option!

Ha!

Za

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Herman

Twig and berries; meat and two veg; my wedding tackle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgZx8bzN5Sg

Despite all the time I spend playing with myself, I have no specific names for them.

The family jewels.

I call my G/F “hot wheels” and she calls me “peter cotton tail” .

The back story on those names explains them .

Her cat put a hole in her cushion. So I lent her my spare cushion ,her normal cushion doesn't position her or have the Incontinence cover on it ,the waterproof cover holds alot more heat than the regular fabric cover does so being her butt is hot ,she's my girlfriend and uses a wheelchair the name works .

I was raised before disposable diapers so if life puts you back in diapers ,you go with what you know and trust cotton cloth diapers and rubber pants will not fail like a cheap hospital industrial paper towel on steroids so being a guy named peter ,peter as in penis,peter as in rabbit and peter rabbit was a cotton tail and I use cotton diapers to control. My tail emissions ,our pet names work on many personal and publicly describable levels

My penis is 4 ¼ ~4 ½” long and at least that much (if not more) in circumference. It’s a nice, compact little handful, like one of those small coke cans, but the ladies aren’t much impressed by it I’m afraid.

It has always been my: ‘Little Mule’.

I have no idea where that name came from, but it seems to fit perfectly.

It has never occurred to me to name my testicles and I believe that I’ll keep it that way.

Used to be Mr Stiffy in my younger days. Nowadays its my meat and two veg. 😃

I call them what they are – a penis – and balls.

I don't have a particular name for my penis; but thinking about it - I like “pecker”.

George and his marbles.

I call my penis a cock and my testicles balls. It just so happens that Dev carries them around for me and generally keeps them readily available for my use. If I'm being a smart ass, I refer to them as his “twig and berries.”

Dev, on the other hand, refers to his cock as Brutus when he's being juvenile.

I prefer the old chestnut, “Cock and Balls” Seems appropriate. A little vulgar, a little juvenile, rolls off the tongue pretty good.

Brutus and the boys.

My junk.

Dick or when in female attire a cockette.

Lately I've been calling it my “peckeroo”…

Couple of terms I hadn't heard of before:

• lunchbox (slang, UK, Australia: particularly used for male athletes)
• wedding tackle

Totally agree with surfboard’s comments! Depends on the situation!

What a great topic! In my head I've always thought of my penis as my ‘Willy’. I guess that's just from growing up and using names other than penis to save embarassment. But over the years, friends have used words and ive copied them so it starts to be familiar to us all. Like, Knob, Cock and Dick. and also Lolly, Sticky, Sucky and Pops. I've never been a fan of Weapon, Trouser Snake or anything suggesting it's size (im not big). I kind of liked it when a GF called it Mr Floppy and Sgt. Stiff. Who was at home today?

My testicles and scrotum have always been Balls. They have literally taken a back seat regarding names.

As boring as it may be to a lot of people, I call them exactly that. I hate giving my body parts what I find childish epithets. Exceptions can be made during roleplays, though, especially when designating my little girl's body parts.

There are plenty of names for it/them but none I really like. Sometimes a formal name seems, well, just too formal but a dirty name won't do. I don't know of any nice name. I think it must me discrimination because girls have a name that I don't find dirty or too formal. They have a “pussy” which I think is a cute name.

I just now had to make a special long distance call to one of my old Seattle acquaintances in order to remember this:

My longest-term relationship was with a guy heavily into the theatre--he dragged me to every little obscure play in town, and a guy we always double-dated with had this elderly partner--also a die-hard theatrical type--who had individual names for his members. He called his penis Richard (Burton, of course); his left testicle Alexander (Scourby); and his right one Laurence (Olivier).

Cock and balls, and dicklet when in chastity and when just released.