Doctor's Heart

Has anyone here ever asked/had the chance to listen to their Doctor's Heart during their checkup? Either as a child or a grownup have you ever asked to listen to your Doc's pump? If you did, what was their reaction and how did it sound....loud and fast....strong? Please spare no details if you were lucky/brave enough to do this. I was not.

This falls into the category of "not going to happen" with an adult.

It is much more likely for the person to listen to their own heartbeat.

I was given the chance a few times growing up between the ages of 3-5yrs old. NOTHING kinky about it. It was offered as a way to make the patients more at ease. I found it VERY interesting. It was done very fast. My Dr just slid his scope down his shirt for me and moved the scope in the right places on his chest with the ear buds in my ears.

After, I asked Santa Claus for a stethoscope. He gave me a cheaper model. I later found out it came from my grandmother. As I said, NOTHING kinky about it. I grew up looking through and reading, later studying the Gray's Anatomy that my grandmother had used as a reference when she taught gross A & P at Cornell University.

I'd love to listen to my gynecologists heart but I'm too chicken shit to ask him LOL

Well, not my REAL doctor's heartbeat. 😄 Hehe!!

I always wanted my doctor to offer me the stethoscope growing up. Either to listen to my own heart or his. I can remember specifically an old episode of Blues Clues where it was "mail time" and the segment was following a little boy's checkup. The doctor let him use the stethoscope on himself. Even at the age of oh...3,4,5...? Whenever I was watching it...I was insanely jealous!

Funnily enough I have never once thought about saying to my Doctor, "Hey, I don't suppose I could just...."

"Uh yes, uh Doctor, could I practice performing a complete physical on you? You know the one....drop your pants and cough a little bit for me please?" 😄

I've managed to "borrow" the doctor's stethoscope on two very memorable occasions, both times so that I could listen to my own heart rather than (the first time) his or (the second time) hers. To actually get the chance to auscultate the doctor would be quite simply off the scale in terms of my own personal fantasies!

Now that I write this, its making me think I really must get on with writing and posting something like this in the stories section - take this as my promise to follow up and feel free to motivate if I don't deliver.... :-)

During one of my trips to the doc for a prescription refill, and after the doc was done listening to my heart (beating fast nonetheless), I asked if I could listen to hers (courage: courtesy of the script I was on). She said, "doctors don't have hearts" and she left it at that. I could have tried to persuade her since her statement may have only been a programmed or quick-evasion response, but alas my courage didn't reach that far. I ended the prescription over 4 years ago, and since than, I haven't had a reason to go see her, and I hope my heart and health stays healthy so I never have to. I always imagined what she could have been thinking as she listened to my heart and if she was listening beyond just the physiological and mechanical lubdup-lubdup sounds. I bet her heart would have sounded wonderful.

Dream on Transitory. There's no way in hell a doc is going to let you listen to their heart. For children perhaps but not in an adult clinical setting.

I have listened to my real doctors heartbeat more times than I can remember, but never in his office, key words there being HIS OFFICE during office hours. But after the doors are locked and we go to my hotel room it's a whole different story. I usually make him get totally naked first, but then when we are together we almost never have clothes on anyway, lol. We are just so naughty like that. Hehehe

Mashie

During one of my trips to the doc for a prescription refill, and [color=#000000][b]after the doc was done listening to my heart (beating fast nonetheless), I asked if I could listen to hers[/b] [/color]. . . .

As an adult male you are not going to listen to HERS.

No F'in way that's gonna happen.

Dream on.

The original questions asked "Has anyone here ever asked/had the chance to listen to their Doctor's Heart during their checkup?" I therefore answered the question in detail since it applied to me. Dream on? Of course I'm dreaming on. I have a heart fetish; this whole thing is a dream--a fantasy; perhaps a lustful nightmare when you think about how corruptible, irrational, and controllingly wicked and obsessive it can be. Dream on...yes please.

Sure, when I was a small child... Not since.

I don't see the need of being bitchy, specially from a moderator. He was just saying he asked... the answer to the question is irrelevant.

I didn't see it as bitchy. As medical professionals we grow weary of answering patently ridiculous questions. Get a life!

I had two or three doctors growing up at different times. None of them ever offered me the 'scope.

If you think there are ridiculous questions then you must be one of the worst healthcare providers one can find.

I'm one as well and i've learned there's not ridiculous questions, just people that think they're above others just cause they wear a stethoscope...

And I don't really get the "get a life" remark. I'm doing the same you do, writing a reply in a forum (that you might not like... but you know what they say, oppinions are like assholes... everybody's got one and think theirs smell like roses and the others smell like shit). So, i'm guessing you need to get a life as well if we're in that mindset.

I have to say, for an adult male to ask if he can listen to a female physician's heart, that IS ridiculous. Isn't it obvious that such a request is either flirtatious or a childishly immature one? A four or five year old could get away with it, an adult male couldn't.

Let me clarify what I mean by "stupid " questions. Never do I consider any question stupid when I am working. On the other hand no one asks ridiculous questions either. No need to stoop to vulgar analogies or insults.

If I had a play doctor, I'd be giving him physicals and listening to his heart quite often 😉

Never got a once to as a child.

Unfortunately won't be happening as an adult, without sounding all creepy. Unless by some miracle, the doc happened to be a cardiophile too

I never had the chance as a kid either.....I'm sure I would have lost my mind if it ever would have happened!

When i was a little kid i was a bit afraid of the doctors, so at one stage when i was 4 or 5, my GP allowed me to listen to her heart! Experience to never forget.

I certainly wouldn't mind if a pt asked me to listen to my heart during the exam. Realistically, the main downside physicians would face in a request like this is the time it would take, which they could be using to see other patients. But if one of my pts asked to listen to my heart, I wouldn't decline. Actually, a lot of doctors allow their pediatric patients to do this to make them more comfortable (sometimes kids will get excited about the stethoscope and they'll want to try it out for themselves).

Get a patients cerumen on my stethoscope? I don't think so. Waste the time doing it? Nope. I rarely lend my stethoscope to anyone. Of course they probably don't want my cerumen either. Also I don't have a heart. No that's not true either.