Homemade lube recipes

Just wondering if anyone out there has found a recipe for a homemade lubricant. For a store-bought product, vaseline is okay by me, but others have their own favourites. I was wondering if there's anything you could add to say olive oil to give it more body, or any other ideas for a home-made lube? Why? General curiosity, and what to do if you're caught short and it's too late to run to the drug store. Etc.

Sphinx--Take a look at J-Lube on amazon.com....1 Bottle makes up a 6 Plus Gallon tub...also available with them @ $4....You are not gonna run out in a hurry...oops bad pun....that may happen.

Cisco is all I use. I guess you could mix it with olive oil. Hey, great idea. I'll give it a try.

Be aware that some lubes might not be good for vaginal use. . I don't have a vagina , so I don't know which ones. My wife doesn't need lube. :0

A friend put me onto this one: coconut oil. It is a white solid grease if it is 76 degrees F or colder. As you apply to your favorite insertable or body part, it maybe in solid form depending on room temperature but once it hits your body it will quickly liquefy. It is super slippery and does seem to last so you don't have to keep reapplying. It is also relatively inexpensive and can be found in the grocery store in the baking section.

Nobody will be none the wiser when you go through the checkout line. 😃

My 2 favorites are Caster Bean oil and Avocado oil. I like to put a taste of Peppermint into them as soon as I bring them home. Caster oil is very thick and sticky and barely flows & more like ooses. I like it on the tip of whatever. Avocado oil seems to be very accommodating and extra slippery, making it good for more vigorous activity. With these two you have something stable for like wearing and another for business. Another you might like is Coconut oil. This one can be easily formed into a large bolus and slipped in, or melted and taken with a 60 cc syringe. When I do this, I like to follow with water to cause it to rise up and go deeper. Since you have been playing with olive oil, try this one and see how different it might be. If you have a pressure cooker, try chicken oil. This way the oil does not over cook and remains more natural. Put your chicken parts in, herbs optional. Fill with filtered water to within 1.5 to 2 inches from the top. Cook for one hour, Cool and then chill. Next day when its temperature is in the lower 70's at least, the oil will be solidified on top and you can pick it out and put it away. You can do this with any fat meat, possum being the best, in my opinion, but squirrel or rabbit not so.

I have not done this, but Avocado seeds should render quite a bit of oil, as with Acorns, Chestnut, Almond, Walnut, etc... If you play with seeds for oil, please let me in on it, OK? But Avocado seed, being something that people throw away, really has a lot medicinal potential. Maybe we should research it, aye?

So many great suggestions! Thanks, peeps! Lots to try!

For when you run out of lube, HAIR CONDITIONER is excellent. Hair conditioner is good for any orifice and it is aqueous, so it has good flow and a smooth feeling, unlike oils which are not smooth on the skin.

If you must, any vegetable oil in the house could be used, but I intensely dislike the feel of any of the oils.

Mama always used Vaseline so that is all I ever will use...

There was a posting a while back I think it was last spring or summer that mixed corn starch and boiling water together. When it cooled it made a pretty good lube. The only problem was that it molded in about a week.

Earlier, Susan suggested hair conditioner and I tried it. It was excellent for nozzles and for Mr. Happy!

Hold back some grease after cooking your goose. Goose grease is an all natural. Form it up into a torpedo and slip it up inside. The coolness will last and give a pleasant feel. Then you will be ready for what else might be ready.

Me n my bf use saliva

Keep a jar of coconut oil in the house at all times. It's one of the best personal lubricants and it's also very safe for vaginal play. Actually it is safer than many of the KY like products on the market. Doesn't contain all the bad stuff and also has nothing on it that can cause a yeast infection.

Does anyone have an opinion on honey? Ever used it? It's natural and does not go bad.

Honey is no go.

The sugars will feed bacteria and yeast in the vagina.

VERY BAD.

Besides, honey is very thick and sticky, bearing no resemblance to my very slippery and smooth USP 😁 pussy juice.

Whats a USP?

United States Pharmacopeia. You can look it up. They make purity and certification standards for drugs and chemicals. 😁

Lol you are so sarcasticly funny hehehee 😁

@sphinx

Google" non petroleum jelly" and you will get sites that show you how to make it or where you can buy it. It is usually made from beeswax and a natural oil like olive oil or castor oil. It is very easy to make. Place in a jar and store. The natural oil make it very slippery. This is only good for anal play......do not use vaginally! Good luck!

Lanolin makes a good lube.

I have become partial to Castor Bean oil as a first layer on the knoz tips and sphincter rim. I also like a bit of peppermint oil added into it, giving everything an invigorating smell. A small bottle at Krogers is only $5. The peppermint oil is a little more, but you don't add in that much, but just enough to make it interesting. The advantage of this oil is its stickiness that keeps it from running all over the place, and remains on the tip better. My friend often asks for 20cc or more of coconut oil sent up after a quick quart enema.