Coffee Enemas

Just wondered those who have done coffee enemas have you noticed any difference in how you felt afterwards? Did the enema do anything for you? If it did anything what did it accomplish and was the difference felt? Did you do any prep prior taking the enema? What is the reason for doing the coffee enema for you?

Cody

I had one coffee enema in the past. It wasn't very different from normal enemas I had. I had a small enema as a prep Prior to empty my bowel. Perhaps I'll try it again next week, but I'm not sure ...

I tried this several times and was aware of feeling slightly stimulated as one is by a cup of coffee. It wasn't nearly as strong as oral coffee however. One the other hand I didn't use my usual gourmet coffee but used some weird stuff I got from Optimalhealthnetwork. I wouldn't be surprised if my liver didn't have a crack at detoxifying it as the venous drainage of the colon is through the liver.

I've been doing almost daily 2 quart coffee enemas as part of my wake up routine. Taken very slow, little or no cramping and with retention nozzle. Great feeling of energy afterward which lasts well into the day!

Love it.

gdfru

I've done many coffee enemas for detox. I start out with a soap and a rinse and expel those, then fill bath tub with very warm water and Epsom salts. Fill the bag with 1qt of coffee and retain for an hour with nozzle or plug. Very relaxing and soothing, also noticed it brings out a little more plaque and other residue in the colon. The coffee gives me a little kick but not much. Definitely cleaned out and refreshed after that series.

I usually have my colon therapist give me coffee enemas. She starts by giving a thorough machine colonic. She use to add coffee through the colonic machine near the end of the session. Now she prefers to use a disposable bag and rectal tube inserted 8 - 10 inches as a high enema. It's a very comfortable and relaxing experience. It helps me with my constant migraine headaches.

I first tried a coffee enema several years ago, and it is now my favorite. I use regular coffee, the same as you would drink. I make one quart and pour it over some ice to cool it to 103-105 degrees and add about a tablespoon of baking soda.

I usually have a small enema of a pint or so to get the lumps out of the lower bowel and then put in the coffee. I hold the coffee for fifteen to thirty minutes. This is usually easy to do. The longer I hold the less urge to expel. I have held it as long as an hour a few times and at that point I have to push it out because the urge to expel has almost completely gone away.

I feel great after this. I do not feel as much of a caffeine buzz from a quart of coffee held a half hour as I would if I had drank the same amount.

Sometimes I take a rinse enema after the coffee, but many times not. It just depends on my mood and how much time I have. I average a coffee enema about twice a week.

I have to rank coffee as the most pleasant of any of the solutions I've tried. I especially enjoy them on weekend mornings when I don't have plans.

I don't notice any additional stimulation beyond what I get from my morning "drinking coffee.

What I do notice is the extreme calmness I feel afterwards. This was especially noticeable in an early session that I recorded a while back. I took a quart of strong coffee as the second bag of a series. I was narrating my experience between each bag. After the coffee enema I was shocked to see how much my demeanor changed. My voice was much lower and calmer, my thoughts and dialogue were much more introspective and philosophical. It was blatantly evident that I had reached a new level of mellow! Just the opposite of what I expected.

Additionally, I find them very soothing to my colon.

I have 3 coffee enemas each morning. i use the Mae West recipe i found on this site. i make a pot of coffee with baking soda, salt and honey. It is easy to hold and makes my morning brighter. i've been doing this for over 10 years. i highly recommend it.

An hour after the best ever self-given enema, the nerves in my scalp and body are still tingling. It began as my standard two-quart coffee preparation. I typically use my kitchen coffee maker, filling it with one quart of water and seven level scoops of coffee grounds (Folgers serves for this purpose). The result gives me double-strength coffee, until I pour the result into a two-quart Pyrex glass measure and add water to top it to the two-quart level and reduce the overall temperature for instant use. This time, I pre-filled the two-quart glass measure with a can of coconut milk (13.5-oz.), before adding the coffee and topping it off. The result is a caramel-colored, sweet-smelling liquid, borderline hot. Adding it to my Klystra silicone bag will cool it by several degrees and, when taking it in two stages, I don't want the mixture too cool at the end.

I pre-lubed a butt plug and placed it aside and lubed the colonic-style tip with its self-retaining oval tip. Next I laid on my bed atop a rubberized pad with several layers of towels and comfortably stretched, anticipating the pleasure awaiting me. Picking up the tip of the hose positioned by my side, I inserted it and adjusted the metal clamp by closing it over a side of the tube for a regulated slow flow (to last about ten minutes for the first quart). I laid still and relaxed, gently rubbing my tummy and enjoyed the tickle and mild pressure of the liquid slowly making its way along my colon. When I'd taken the first quart (occurring when the outer side of the bag flops inward), I closed the clamp to stop the flow for the next ten minutes or longer, staying relaxed and relishing the moment. Finally, I fully opened the clamp for a fast flow to quickly drain the bag. Shutting off the clamp, I removed the tip and inserted the waiting butt plug.

At this point, I masturbated myself while simultaneously and rhythmically pushing against the exposed part of the butt plug with my other hand between my legs. I tried to prolong this part and extend the point to when the climax began. After it ended, I remained lying still, until the pressure inside me mounted. With its release, I soon felt my scalp begin to tingle and the sensation crept down the back of my neck to my arms and legs. It was a most satisfying moment.

This is the way I always enjoy my coffee enemas, but the addition this time of the coconut milk making a silky smooth mixture greatly enhanced the experience. I will definitely use this procedure on the next lady friend I give an enema to!

I have been considering trying a coffee enema for a long time and I don't seem to, Pardon the accidental humor, have the guts for it.

I'm sure the caffeine hits almost immediately, and the cardio issues there scare me a little. There is a family history of long term Atrial Fibrillation.

I also know I would have to be essentially cleared out first.

I try to get in at least one coffee enema every weekend. I'm finding that a smaller amount - like 1 quart - is more enjoyable because I can retain it and let it "soak" for a good 30 minutes or so before following it up with a nice baking soda rinse and some fresh water douching from the bidet nozzle. Leaves me feeling revitalized and ready for an active weekend.

I have taken many coffee enemas over the years with no problems. I have had quadruple bypass surgery and never an issue for me. I start with a couple cleanout enemas 1-2 quarts. I then slowly do a two quart coffee enema and hold it 15 - 30 minutes. I feel an instant calm and tingling that I really enjoy. I don't take a rinse enema afterwards. It is amazing how easy it is to hold this enema. One of my go to enema when I need to relax and calm. I sleep very soundly after a coffee enema. Enjoy...

1. The coffee enema used as a liver flush, as described by Gerson and by Gonzalez requires NO prep or cleanout.

2. The volume of the coffee enema is supposed to be only 16-24 ounces MAX. It is supposed to be a "LOW enema."

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Coffee enemas are great. sat morning i took 1.5 qts held it for 20 min. a plain water rinse after. felt good all day. ps folgers up your butt is a nice way to start the day.

Hi Susie,

I really like my coffee. Usually 1 qt or less taken either on my left side or standing so it stays low. I feel great after.

My question - is it necessary to rinse after? Sometimes it does not all come out at once, and sometimes a small amount just stays in to be absorbed. Is that a problem? Thanks for the advice.

A coffee enema is a favorite of mine too. I suppose my screen name and avatar are testament to my devotion.

I make the coffee strong and usually I boil the grounds To make the solution but on occasion I brew it. Oddly enough the sensations I get from a coffee enema are not stimulating, but rather relaxing. Full disclosure - I am used to drinking a half pot of coffee every day. Drinking coffee does however provide me with the stimulant effects of the caffeine.

I prefer to do a cleansing enema and rinse before retaining the coffee enema and recommend the same. If the rectum has been recently voided though, a cleansing enema is not necessary. The volume taken is rather small as expressed in other posts here. I range between 3 pints and 1-1/2 quarts. I like to retain the coffee for 30-40 minutes.

A rinse enema is not necessary after a coffee enema. I rarely do a rinse after expelling as the coffee enema is often my last enema of the day and helps me drift peacefully off to sleep. Truly I have even fallen asleep while retaining a quart of coffee on a couple of occasions. Gladly without any leakage.

When I first noticed the concept of a coffee enema a few years ago I too thought it peculiar. I was hooked on my first bag/pot. I highly recommend the coffee enema to anyone that hasn't tried one. Btw, tea enemas are a bit different experience but they are great too. Green tea in particular is very soothing and relaxing.

Just took a quart of coffee and inserted my glass plug. Too bad the chat rooms are empty while I sit here and let is soak in. Always a pleasant way to head into Saturday. 😃

The effects of coffee orally or by enema, are different for each person. I have seen many different effects. Try it and find yours.

After retaining a one qt coffee enema, I feel invigorated but also rather mellow. I really love that feeling.

I like coffee enemas but they seem to dehydrate me so im carefull with them i just use a small amout of coffee

I first do a clear enema to get anything out

Before that I make a strong pot of coffee in a 12 cup auto coffeemaker

Then shut it off when it is done so it colds off while I take my first enema

I pour the whole pot in and add water if I need to make 2qts

I use my double balloon nozzle and hold it as long as I can

Hi All,

Got turned on to "Coffee Enemas" by my ColonTherapist Judy in California back in 1995!!!!! 'Been doin' 'em ever since!!! Good stuff Boyz and Girlz!! That was some 20years ago!!! I'm 70 years now, call it old or young, I don't care... Be it the "Coffee Enemas" regular Enemas or what ever......I don't know.....but ...I operate under my own power, so far my ticker and other vital organs are within specs, I go Fishin' , shoot gunz, jump out of perfectly good airplanes for the pure shear physical thrill of it and live my life ........'Don't know if coffee enemas have a whole lot to do with it....but the sense of calm from a good coffee clean out is well worth it!!!

with a "Click!!!!,"

highwater

Been doing coffee for several years now and it seems to get better every time. i enjoy the fill, 15 minute retention and expulsion very much. about 10-15 minutes afterwards, however, my belly seems to *quiet down*, and the result is pure abdominal euphoria, feels SO GOOD. like the sun is shining from both my belly button and a-hole at the same time. people don't know what they're missing.

I had a neighbor couple some years back, about 20 years older then me. I was newly single and bought this house. This couple were nutritional consultants and sold herbs and other health additives. I was at their house one day and we were talking about health and fasting and detoxing.The man suggested that every fast and detox requires cleansing enemas daily, in the morning and in the evening. I told him ( falsely ) that I knew nothing about enemas. He offered to tell me all I needed to know and one thing led to another and before i knew it he was giving me an enema, in fact multiple enemas. Soap, salt and some oil . His wife stayed in the other room as he gave me the enemas in their bedroom. They were large volume and intense. The last one was a coffee enema. They had a great setup and it was obvious that they took enemas a lot. They never repeated their offer and I never approached them about it again. I moved again a few years later and have never seen this couple again. Some experience. I wish his wife participated but she did not. She encouraged her husband to give them to me but never set foot in the room. Afterwards, she wanted to know how I felt and If I could give them to myself.

Afterwards, she wanted to know how I felt and If I could give them to myself.

How did you respond?

You could have played dumb again thus soliciting assistance on one or more additional sessions. Feigning ignorance of enemas at the onset of that engagement was a brilliant move. I don't know how you managed to resist seeking an encore performance.

I like enemas regardless of what type they are and always prefer using two quarts. Since using early-morning coffee enemas on a daily basis, they now do double-duty both for toxin-removal and cleansing. With such frequency, I never require a preliminary clean-out enema. The additional effect of a coffee enema over a regular cleansing enema is readily noticeable.

I've heard that the caffeine kicks in all at once and gives you a hot flash, and sometimes causes the heart to skip a beat. Is that true?

Most common time for that is 4-6 minutes in. True?

Lisa,

Maybe our bodies do not all react the same to coffee enemas, or whatever kind. I don't feel the same caffeine rush from a coffee enema as I would if I drank the same amount. I don't think I could drink that much anyway. I first tried a coffee enema several years ago, and it is now my favorite. I average a coffee enema about twice a week. I use regular coffee, the same kind and strength as you would drink. I use one quart or a bit less and try to hold it for at least 15 minutes but most often about a half-hour and I feel great after this. Sometimes I take a rinse enema after the coffee, but many times not. It just depends on my mood and how much time I have.

I used to correspond with a lady who ran a colonic clinic outside Phoenix. Her directions were to put a cup of coffee into the bag, then add a cup of tap water to make a quart. Take the quart and hold it for 15 min. to allow the hemorrhoidal veins to osmose hepatic toxins into the coffee solution, then expel. When I drank to excess and was hung over, this procedure worked very well.

I also have a lodge brother with pancreatic cancer who takes all the chemo. his body can stand, then he goes to a west coast clinic for 2 weeks, where he takes coffee enemas 3 times a day. (He hates enemas, but likes being alive). He always comes home looking good and his oncologists tell him he is able to resume chemo. again. This has been going on for 10 years and he still works selling real estate full time.