Good Enema

I heard more often ... good clean. For me it was synonymous with: hot and plentiful !!

A "good enema" is one that pushes all the right buttons (no explanation necessary), leaves me satisfied in every way, and gives a real good clean out as well.

Same for me healthymale.

I ditto that conversation!

It sort of reminds me of the quality grades that I would see in the Sears Catalog where enema bags were rated as "good", "better" and "best". I am certain that they all gave perfectly good enemas, but it is open for discussion how long the cheaper ones would last. At home ours was not a Sears, but it lasted for decades and in that period of time had to have given hundreds of enemas.

I have some vintage enema bags from the 1960's, Rexall, Davol, BF Goodrich, SunMark, Faultess, and all are in pristine condition. The rubber is soft, the hoses pliable, the opening still secured as the day it was first sold!!!

To me a good enema is one that gives me great results, tickles my insides, gives me goose bumps all over, and makes me feel very relaxed when I get up off of the toilet. My Mother was an expert at giving "good" enemas!

After my last post I got to thinking of how much my mom paid when she bought the family enema bag and if I amortize that over the number of enemas it has given it probably works out to maybe 1¢ per enema if I include some minimum fraction of a cent for the Ivory soap. I know that growing up we could not afford a lot of extras and there probably was not a home remedy that was more cost effective than a good enema. My wife had an Aunt Helen who happened to be an RN, but she was famous for saying that her favorite remedy was two aspirin and an enema. That combination would probably cure most of what ails us.

My Mom considered a "good enema" to be one that produced the desired results, causing me to have a very large forceful bowel movement.

Not sure what the definition of a "good enema" is, but I certainly have never had a BAD enema....

A "good enema" is one that does the job to my satisfaction or that of the person administering the enemas.

Janet S

For me a "good" enema is one that leaves me feeling relaxed.

A good enema was what my nanny would say...sometimes...when she told me I was going to get one...a good one meant I was going to get more than one

I agree entirely with plumb3130's definition; and to feel relaxed after, the entire process of receving an enema must be done with no haste.

When I was growing up as a child, that is what my Mother would refer to a Good enema. Which consisted of 1 to 2 quarts of warm soapy water. All enemas were giving in the bathroom never is bed and always was over Moms lap, she would sit down on the closed toilet seat, hang the bag on a hook on the wall by the toilet. Like I said the first quart to 2 quarts was a warm SSE she would use ivory soap and make the solution very milky white she would have me just in my underwear then I had to take my panties off then I would climb across her lap. I only laid across her lap until I was about 10 yrs. old, after that I had to kneel over the bath tub which I didn't like at all. After she gave me SSE and I had to hold it for 5 min then I was aloud to let it go in the toilet. Then I was done for an hour then I received and rinse enema with salt in it. The ones with the soap were so painful to me so much cramping from that. I tried quite a few times to get her to use not as much soap, but would say that I wouldn't get cleaned out enough. This went on also with my Brother too It was kind of a production line for all of us. I was the one who put up the most fuss since I was the only girl, I just hated enemas, and sometimes had to be held down for it to happen. But by the time I was 11 or 12 I started to get use to it, I think I started to like them. But every Enema my MOM gave me she said was a Good Enema. 😜 😃

After 50 years of enemas , i now can say , for me , what is a good enema , i had one today ,,,,, so a good enema , imo should have you feeling your floating on a cloud and you are close to tears of joy and ecstasy and the enema puts your mind at ease and then switches to very sexual and then back at ease again and you experience no cramping , no pain , just a feeling all is right with the world

Lucky you are, AnneMarie, to have so great sensations while receiving an enema. I just feel well during and afterwards, and that's already very satisfactory.

A "good enema" is when giver and the receiver are into enemas.

Trust me that without this condition you will have a bad enema. 😉

Being myself the giver and the receiver, I am rarely disapointed (though sometimes I am).

From my perspective (solo), all enemas are "good" , but some are "gooder" than others. 😃

I always took it to mean a thorough enema. Actually at least two, one soapy and the other a rinse. Also it meant I had held it for what mom considered acsuitablevretengion time.

Cleaned you out "good"

Feels "good" taking

Feels "good" afterwards

I have had some bad ones..... basically enemas that cause a lot of cramps and your have to expel, before you get the first quart in. That's a bad enema.

Too frequent enemas tend to be a bore....It's exciting to wait a little time (few days at least) before the next enema, then you just crave for one, and then it is good

Tome a "good ' enema is one that gets me to a clear return in as few rounds as possible, with manageable levels of cramping and bloating, That is, with manageable discomfort and essentially about an hour between rounds

3- rounds of soapsuds to get to a clear return normally falls within what I consider a "good " enema.

A good enema cleans you out and intensifies your sexual climax.

When my mom said she was going to give me a "good enema", good meant thorough! When I heard those words I knew I was about to get completely cleaned out. The enema was mixed in a large bowl of hot water made extra soapy with Ivory soap. She would use the syringe on me repeatedly until she was convinced that she had forced enough of the soapy water up into my bowels to accomplish her mission. No amount of begging or pleading would stop the syringing as she would tell me I needed to take more or we would have to start all over again. When she would finally stop, she would force me to hold it in for a few minutes to give the soap time to work on me. I would have to lay there and endure the cramps that wracked my bowels until she would finally allow me to expel the enema into the toilet. When I was finished she would check the toilet and if she wasn't happy with the results she would give me another enema, this one even soapier. When she was satisfied that the enema was successful, she would refill the bowl with plain water and give me another "good" syringing to rinse out the soap suds, Only then would my ordeal be over. Her "good enemas" were so thorough that I swear I was shitting out food that I hadn't even eaten yet!!

Many a time , i heard people say you or he or she needs a hot soapy Bougie.

When I had constipations as child my mom gave me enemas by bulbs. It was a terrible thing at that time for me, but for all that she said " it was a good enema I think" when she saw the result.

As teenager when I saw enema equipments in medical shops I felt a thrill. So I tried to gave me the first enemas myself, and found that every enema is a good enema.

Today my wife and me are using enemas as a part of our sexuality. And, we love it. "A good enema is waiting for you!" she says, then I feel me grazy, and her too...

I was in Palm Springs 25 years ago and there was a resort nearby that advertised colonics. I called and scheduled colonics for my wife and myself. We arrived at the resort an hour or so before our appointments and were invited to use the pool and sauna which was very nice and there seemed to be about a dozen guests at this clothing optional place.

I went into the colonic room and filled out a history and got ready for the colonic. I jumped up on the table and the attendant, one of the owners, asked me if I wanted my prostate massaged. Of course I said yes and she went in deep and then gently probed and massaged my prostate leaving me with a prominent woodie for sure. I rolled over on my side and she inserted the obturator and I got in a semi sitting position on my back, legs apart and feet supported by little extensions on the table, not exactly stirrups but ingeniously made so I felt like I was in stirrups. The colonic began with a long slow and quite warm, fill. I was still erect and she matter of factly said, I guess we won't be needing a sheet this morning will we, and we both laughed. As I expelled the first fill, she said, "It is perfectly alright to hold yourself like when you were a little boy taking an enema if you would like." I was totally shocked and amazed to hear this coming out of the mouth of this lovely, yet matronly woman and I just muttered OK as I began to touch myself. Then she said, "why don't you try to relax and just put your head back on the pillow and I will take over" Again, amazed, I followed her instructiions and relaxed, closed my eyes and continued touching and just relaxed. I felt her hand on mine, taking my hand off my cock and replacing it with her hand as she asked me if the temperature was right for me. I told her that I was used to water as high as 108 degrees but 105 was great as she was rolling my balls in her hand and she noticed the two scars from my vasectomy and asked me about it. I told her about how the procedure had been done by my doctor rather than a clinic that specialized in vasectomies and how my recovery took so long and I had consulted a urologist who told me that it looked like he had cut several areas trying to find the vas deferens to tie it off. That was when I received one of the most erotic ball jobs I have ever experienced. For the rest of the hour on the machine she just lovingly massaged my balls, focusing on the areas where there are still lumps on the tubes that can be felt in my ball sack. She kept adjusting the obturator in my ass, pushing it in then pulling it out just a little and a whoosh of matter would shoot out of the tubing through the viewing glass. It was a great colonic for sure. We were nearing the end and she asked me if there was anything else that she might do to make the colonic any better. At this point she had only touched my cock at the beginning and spent the rest of the time adjusting the obturator and pulling and squeezing my balls with her one hand and massaging all around my tummy following the path of my colon. I started to say, well, you could but she grabbed my cock with her bare hand and barely started to jack me off and I came so hard it was just heaven. If memory serves me well, it was $25 plus $10 for the use of the facilities. When I came back out to the pool, my wife was already having a colonic on the women's side of the dressing area and she had a different attendant on a different machine. When I told her of my experience she didn't believe me at first but when I suggested that we come again the next day for another session and we would book her with the same person I had she started to believe me. We have been back to Palm Springs but never back to that place, unfortunately. I wonder if anyone on here went there too.

A good enema is one where I have about 30 minutes of peace and quiet, can slowly take a full bag of soothing, warm, soapy water, and then take my time expelling it. It leaves me with a calm and serene outlook and a definite refreshed feeling. What a perfect reason to even own an enema bag.