What do YOU call your Vagina / Vulva ?

Clearly this a matter of very personal taste! For me it's the same word whether I'm in a "peaceful, sexy mood" or "being bad", or maybe I'm always "being bad" because I never think of anything sexy as bad!

BTW, check out the Wikipedia article on the word I use:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt

Middle Dutch, and Danish dialect kunte ."

In Dutch, modern and archaic it would be kut ... clearly a common root. The meaning is more or less the same as in English, however the Dutch - true Dutch to the north of the great rivers as it is described - are far more cavalier using kut. If something turns out bad, they hear bad news or something displeases them, then they will something like 'nou, dat is kut zeg,' meaning something in English like 'what a bummer,' or even mild like 'dang man'.

To the south such language is really rather vulgar so Belgians and Dutch do use words differently.

Also, with the WWI centennial these last years and the Iraqi Wars, writers in Dutch have a problem writing about the battle of Kut-el-Amarah, which does not sound very polite at all ... Imagine the equivalent English word ... ha ha.

DrZ said

Yes - bunt, hunt, lunt (another often derogatory term), munt (yet another) and punt.

Well, you added a couple of slang terms to the list, (bunt, cunt, hunt, punt, runt and . . . ) but the word everyone leaves out is a word you could say to your grandmother in mixed company---AUNT.

@Switchablesusie, restricted to four letter words, they are: aunt, bunt, hunt, punt & runt.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program. . . 😁

@Switchablesusie said

Well, you added a couple of slang terms to the list, (bunt, cunt, hunt, punt, runt and . . . ) but the word everyone leaves out is a word you could say to your grandmother in mixed company---AUNT.

You said nothing about slang terms not being allowed, so you can't say I cheated. 😁 To pick those words must be a sign of the company I keep. Yes, 'aunt' was a major omission, but I don't think I ever spent much time in the company of my grandmother. Not by the time I learned words like 'cunt' anyway. 😁 😁 😁

I call mine, "Miss Muffy"!

I call mine, "Miss Muffy"!

Calling it "Miss Muffy" is not very sexy though is it? It is not something I would say to my husband.

Calling it "Miss Muffy" is not very sexy though is it? It is not something I would say to my husband.

Maybe not in GB, but in the US, "muff" is sexy.

It may have been used more before depilation was so common because just about every woman had a muff. Muff originally meant a roll of fur in which to keep your hands warm, hence the reference to the vulva.

Maybe not in GB, but in the US, "muff" is sexy.

It may have been used more before depilation was so common because just about every woman had a muff. Muff originally meant a roll of fur in which to keep your hands warm, hence the reference to the vulva.

No I do think "muff" is sexy here as well, it is "Miss Muffy" that is not. I can call mine a muff too because I am not shaved.

A girl friend that I knew used the term " Hot Box " I had never heard that one before.

"Box" is somewhat common, which brings us to the question, What's the only thing worse than a wooden dick? Answer: a cardboard box.

^^^^ That's the joke about the all female flight crew. posted here:

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=732920

Here's all of it in a nutshell (NOT a pun)

Fannie is Australian for vagina. Men don't have fannies there.

Many of the terms are regional, and terms that may seem derogatory to you in your locale are the preferred slang in others. So, if a word is fine in some locale, who are we to say a word is bad in ours?

The truth is, I don't feel bad or insulted about any of the terms men use for our sex organs.

Here's a list that ls perfectly fine with me:

axe gash

bearded clam

Beaver

biscuit

Bits and pieces

Box

brillo

camel toe

Candy

Cha Cha

Cho cho

clam

cock squeezer

cooch

coochie

cookie

cooley

cooter

cum bucket

cunt

CUNT

CUNT

CUNT

dick sheath

fanny

festering axe wound

fish taco

fuck hole

furburger

fuzzy taco

gash

Goodies

hair pie

hairy love hole

ham wallet

hamster

hatchet mark

Hole

honey pot

hoo-ha

hot box

hot pocket

juice box

kitty

Lady business

Lady Parts

Lala

love tunnel

map of Tasmania

meat sleave

moist little honey pot

money box

mound

muff

muffin

Na na

oven

oyster ditch

pandora's box

party house

passport to heaven

Patty

pink

pink parts

play pen

playground

Poon

poonacha

pot

punani

pussy

quim

seafood pit

sideways smile

slit

slot

snapper

snatch

sperm bank

squish mitten

sugar bowl

taco

tunnel of love

twat

v-girl

V-Zone

vag

Vagina

vajayjay

vertical smile

woo-woo

yoni

vag

Yum yum

Fanny is British too and not just Australian. British men do not have fannies, they have arses.

^^^ See we even spell ARSE the right way....I'll probably get my arse chewed for that one ...lol

I always felt ARSE was just a more polite usage of ASS by you Brits.

We Americans don't fool around once we get into the vernacular.

Hehehe I thought ASS was more American than Brit. I think ARSE is just more the way we say it here. My husband seems to say both but I think most here just say arse.

I did not see "love tunnel" in your list but I looked down and found "tunnel of love" so it is just another way of saying the same thing really.

Defiantly Vagina, I absolutely hate the word pussy, unless you are describing your cat, its called a Vagina, why do we need to make up other silly names ....

"Snatch" was another ....I can't image why...LOL

That was my father's favorite. He was in the merchant marine btw so his vocabulary tended to be down to earth at times ... somehow he seemed to think us kids wouldn't know what he was talking about when he used snatch ... I was naive for very long but then again not that naive so I knew what he was referring to. I thought it a somewhat comical term myself.

Agracier - I learnt of "snatch" & it's meaning in junior High School...oddly enough from a Polish boy who had quite a "colourful" vocabulary

The very first time I was to utter the infamous "C" word was in front of my parents...in fact at....For that I paid a price of having my mouth washed out with green Palmolive soap...I learnt very quickly that certain words had repercussions

Then there's the German vernacular Fotze

Then there's the German vernacular Fotze

Non English words can be nice too, add a bit of zing. Though you have to hand it to English, no language I know has such a large, if not immense library of synonyms, each with their own special nuance and atmospheric ring to it. There is no way at all to duplicate it in Dutch for instance. I pity the poor guys who have to translate racy or porn stories/novels from English into Dutch. I bet they have a hard time of it, even worse than other translating ...

Yes, some non English words can illicit an element of spice, though I've noticed that many do not have an abundance of synonym's that English phraseology extolls

Defiantly Vagina, I absolutely hate the word pussy, unless you are describing your cat, its called a Vagina, why do we need to make up other silly names ....

When we're FUCKING, saying something like "please insert your penis into my vagina" or "please lick my vagina" seems very out of place--more like something you'd hear in a Monty Python skit.

FUCK MY PUSSY or LICK MY SNATCH seems much more debauched and in the moment and less like dialog that would be in a Masters and Johnson documentary.

I learned the term "snatch" from my wife. It seems to have been the universal term in her family while growing up. I had never encountered the term in my first 32 years until I met her. I have never been clear whether her family used it to mean the vagina or the vulva, or both.

I think snapper and snatch have some overlap between meaning vagina and vulva and maybe both.

My friend and I usually call them coochies. I know the proper words for my body parts, but some of them sound so gross or vulgar.

My friend and I usually call them coochies. I know the proper words for my body parts, but some of them sound so gross or vulgar.

Well @Breaze I do not think "vulva" is gross or vulgar so you could just say that and it is the "proper" word. Yeah ok some words are a bit vulgar but some words are sexy and good to use at the right time and to the right person. Do you not think words like "coochie" are a bit too cutsie-pie and too nice in an affected way? The worst one of these is the "vajayjay" word that I just hate. We do not have to be too sweet to not be vulgar.

I don't think the word vulva is vulgar, its just not sexy. A vulva is what my grandmother has, even my mother. Its definitely not anything thats going to get any attention from my tongue or penis. Now cooter, coochie, pussy, even just my wetness, will get my attention and put me at attention! 😃

Now cooter, coochie, pussy, even just my wetness, will get my attention and put me at attention! 😃

Do you think "coochie" is sexy? Well maybe it is just an American thing and I have not heard it said in my country.