What do YOU call your Vagina / Vulva ?

With a lover or close friends, I refer to the entire area: vagina, labia, and mound, as my pussy. In more formal situations I use the medical, or more socially accepted, terms for each part.

And other times, I just "spank the Hamster!"

I've heard the kids call it the V-Zone lately

I never heard the term, "V-zone" before. I kind of like it!

As I recall, In the novel,"Lady Chatterly's Lover," Mellors, the Grounds Keeper referred to Lady Chatterly somewhere in the story,"Thou art good cunt!!" Read it and weep boys and girls, that was written before 95% of ya'll were born!!

The meanings and connotations of words constantly change. One generation uses a particular word in one way and the next generation in another. Nothing new at all.

In the song 'Tipperary' for instance, the Irishman who goes to London thinks everyone is gay ... and he certainly doesn't mean homosexual, but simply with loose and easy morals, always ready for a good time. Just one obvious example.

I confess however to also being appalled at the choice of certain words: 'junk' for instance as synonym for genitals is so self-abasing and denigrating, as if the owners are ashamed at having it attached to their bodies ...

D. H. Lawrence was just using the word in a time honored fashion, perhaps a bit archaic even, since for centuries it's been used as an almost standard word. But also remember that using the word got D.H. into a lot of trouble as well.

In private I say my pussy. In public the females in our house use the term "cookie".

In private I say my pussy. In public the females in our house use the term "cookie".

cookie?????

What am I missing here?

cookie????? What am I missing here?

Maybe as in 'cookie box'? As in 'don't let me catch you with your fingers in the cookie box'?

You know, when you start to look up synonyms and colloquialisms for the sex organs, the list is almost inexhaustible in English ... such a versatile language!

Ok, I am going to TRY to shed a little light on my vagina\cookie reference. I do not recall where or when I first heard the term. I just remember thinking , ok that is cute and I liked it. I figured it kinda made sense , after all who doesn't love a sweet creamy filling! (If I need to spell it out......think sandwich cookie). 😉

In all my years never met any woman who had or gave her vagina a pet name. Even in my younger dating years we guys had code names for their vagina, but no girl i knew and dated ever named it. Plenty for my penis? Lol

The women in my wife's family call it a "cootch" Or when being cute, "cootchie."

My wife also tends to use the word snatch in reference to her own when talking to me.

I have a sister-in-law that refers to it with her family as "poonannie" believe it or not. Yes, just like Ali-G (Sasha Baron Cohen).

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The women in my wife's family call it a "cootch" Or when being cute, "cootchie."

I have a sister-in-law that refers to it with her family as "poonannie" believe it or not. Yes, just like Ali-G (Sasha Baron Cohen).

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Poonanie is probably a derivative of poontang ... which is a seriously mirth-inducing, redneck word from south of the Mason-Dixon Line if I ever I heard one ... always gives me fits of laughter, maybe because it is so unseemly impolite and hilarious ...

Cootch is probably a bit old-fashioned and seems to be derived from a dance that was called the Hootchy-Kootchy or Hootchy Coo or some similar names. It was made famous in the West during the Chicago World Fair of 1893 when a dancer called 'Little Egypt' danced an erotic dance (of sorts) with lots of hip swaying and belly movements at an ethnic exhibition called 'the Street of Cairo' supposedly recreating everyday life in that then exotic land. Her dance was advertised by that name. Just imagine!

But then Hootchy-cootchy might be derived from French - via the word coucher (to sleep/to lay) being rendered into a comical Anglicized form, maybe from something like: Cootchy-cootchy avec moi ce soir? It wouldn't be above a carnival attraction to use a sexual connotation to describe an act ... 😃 😃

These two are for me cute and fun and nicely old-fashioned. I can imagine guys who were down and out and riding the rails during the Great Depression using these over their jungle campfires at night ... ha ha.

I'm ok with a number of names - pussy is fine with me - but I joke that it's called Lucky - brings on a whole new meaning for "gettin' lucky" lol.

My partner simply says "lady parts" for the area in general, which in Australia is the "fanny" so, no, there were never fanny packs here. Pussy is understood, but not generally used... And remember the Britcom "Are You Being Served" where Mrs Slocum often talked about her pussy meaning her cat, a great running gag.

@ Lincster45 -- Ex pat American & now a recent "Downunder" resident -- welcome & hope you have a ball ! ...Look forward to your posts from this side of the planet.

The term "Pussy" now being pretty much universal,which seems comfortably acceptable & liked in more ways than one. 😁

Call me annoying, but it's always bugged me immensely that a lot of people keep calling "vagina" what really is the vulva. To me, it's a bit like if we were calling the eyes "optic nerve", if you know what I mean. Just my two cents!

I used to watch a lot of old school British shows, so when I hear "Pussy" I want to burst out into giggles. I can't bring myself to say the 'c' word, and I cringe whenever I hear it, I find it very offensive for some reason. I have a little personality so during play I like to use "Kitty", sort of a childish version of pussy.

I call mine pussy. But when im at work and see a hot chick walking by i think "slice for your slice"?

It depends who I'm talking to/what the context is.With my platonic girl friends it's usually "vajayjay," during sex it's usually "pussy," when Vanilla Ex and I were just having a casual conversation it was "bits" for either his or mine.

I love the more subversive words like twat, cunt, and quim, but so few people use them. When Loki called Black Widow a "mewling quim" in The Avengers movie I got so wet.

I live in Italy and we have many names for, sadly very few have any sense for overseas people nevertheless I like tell for you.

Clinical anatomical are vulva for outer parts and vagina for inner, confidential are figa or fica, passera or passerina, patata, micia, fessura, spacca, sorca, topa, prugna, vongola, boschiva, pelosa, gnocca, sorellina, puzzarella, fregna, bernarda, iolanda, aiuola, ginetta, attizzapreti, ciambellina, chitarrina, fessa, fragolina, pisella, tana, patacca, pisciotta, mona, cicala, cunegonda and so on. By the way, my favorite is figa.

Kisses.

L.

Larak--Thanks for sending such an exhaustive list.

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Great list larak. I really like the sound of "vongola." Isn't vongole the Italian word for clam?

I think I'll try that one out on the Mrs. This weekend to see if she likes the sound of it too.

My daughter has always called hers her fairy

First of all, let me assure you that I do not have a vagina, however, I am happy to tell you what my mother called hers. My mother was born in 1905, so many years ago, she said than when she was a young person, they referred to their vaginas as their "monkey". I can imagine a group of young gals in the nineteen-teens mentioning their monkey during girl-talk sessions. Our family enjoyed the tidbits that Mother shared with us every now and then.

The promised land. Lol

Mine is ALWAYS called my V-GIRL!!

No matter what I call her, she never cums.

I call it my Kitty or Mona Lisa....I have no idea where Mona Lisa came from. Maybe my Mom ?

Several people mentioned the word "putan." This means "prostitute" or "slut" in Italian. Anyone ever hear of "putanesca sauce?" This means "many" ingredients. Or in the case of a slut, many men.

For my girlfriend it is poochie commonly ..... may be a derived word for pussy. when she was a child her mom taught her to call it the lily..... she calls it lily when we are making love.

Hi to all, many thanks for your lines about my list.

1) yes cleanbean, vongola is a kind of clam, very good for spaghetti. How about yur Mrs. she likes vongola sound?

2) For curiouspatien, I like so much spaghetti alla puttanesca, here the recipe http://www.lospicchiodaglio.it/ricetta/spaghetti-puttanesca it mean many ingredients, you are right

3) Mona is a short form for Madonna, in ancient italian was for Lady referred to aristocratic woman. You know famous da Vinci's paint monna Lisa aka La Gioconda? http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gioconda . Funny woman your Mom.

Kisses.

L.

Master makes me say pussy because it embarrassed me