5 Things Your Gynecologist Can Tell From A Basic Exam

Http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/03/pelvic-exam-results_n_6068798.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

Nice.

6 - When you come in with a full bush that's dyed blue, green, purple, red, etc. then she knows you and your boyfriend have a kinky side.

7 - When you come in for a non-standard yearly visit because your boyfriend saw red colored abrasions on the rear of your vaginal wall and you tell them he saw them while using a speculum on you at home, they know you have a kinky side /// Bonus when the cute gyno says "that's impact trauma from intercourse"

8- Your breasts and nipples are fully enlarged and errect before your breasts are exposed, they know you have a kinky side.

9- When they are ready to start looking between your legs and you are showing full signs of arousal externally, seeing how wet you are, they know your feelings and thoughts about this exam, they know you have a kinky side.

10- They insert a finger or instrument in your rectum and feel you contract in arousal, they know you have a kinky side.

11) Nostrils flare in an attempt to gain sufficient oxygen...lips separate to exhale trying to alleviate situation...eyes close so as not to give away sensations in the moment..

12) Stomach muscles become pronounced due to rapidity of breathing then stall..they know you have a kinky side.

13) Hips elevate slightly & relax ...even minutely undulate ever so innocently....mmm!...they know you have a kinky side.

14) Subtle tension in hands gripping repetitively at side of examination couch or observed clasping if placed over abdomen.

15) Minor bodily quivers...they know you have a kinky side.

16- You unknowingly allow a gutteral deep moan escape your lips barely audible to be heard by anyone else.

17- You further relax more deeply the deeper and the instruments open you up.

18- Your femoral and carotid pulse is easy to count visually.

19- Your body physically shows sadness when all instruments are removed and the exam is complete without you being aware of this.

20- You ask if they forgot to check everything thoroughly or ask them to double check something that is a REAL concern. NOT PROMOTING TO WASTE THEIR TIME OR MAKE SOMETHING UP!

21 They learn what you really think about your gyn exam once they separate your labia and see how wet you are.

22 They know your natural hair color.

23 If you tan nude.

24 How you react when they change gloves after the bi manual exam and know what is coming next.

25 Your disappointment when they announce "see you next year," when you wish you could come back tomorrow and do it all over again..

26. When your bare toes curl in the stirrups and your hips suddenly elevate from the table paper your doc knows he's touched one of your stimuli points.

I read all of the additions before I read the 5 things from the link. I hope I don't remember any of them the next time I have a pelvic exam. Thank you.

Entertaining thread! It reminds me of the “Top 10 List”, The Late Show when David Letterman hosted with Paul Shaeffer. Good times!!!

You tube has a very complete pelvic exam video:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EXFamZpqEtI

You tube has a very complete pelvic exam video:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EXFamZpqEtI

That's some 1970s-level draping there with the full length gown and sheets covering the patient's abdomen and thighs.