Interruptions during enemas

HI,

you can ask an electrician to add a switch to power off the door bell. And don't forget tpo unplug the phone!

Most modern phone systems have voicemail. You are paying for it whether you use it or not. let the phone ring!!

Just let it ring!!

You can always let it hit voice mail and call them back!!

Interruptions are a hateful thing, happened only twice thankfully

Simple solution: Don't answer the door, or phone. These are for your convenience, not someone else. If it is someone who would know you were home, you can always say you were sleeping or had your headphones on, and did not hear.

I shut my ringer off, so my phone goes to voicemail. I have a bathroom attached to the master bedroom, so I can enjoy myself without interruption or mood altering noises.

I turn off the computer, cell phone and tablet.

I unplug the landline phone in the bedroom The others can still ring but I let them go to voice mail.

I also make sure the kids are occupied and the dog is fed, walked and has clean water.

As adults, we certainly have some ability to control our circumstances and avoid interruptions during our most intimate periods of R&R.

When younger however, there were just too many interruptions in an apartment with only 1 bathroom. While the thread on getting caught or nearly discovered, covered some of those times, it's fair to say that some of us were more inclined to be risk takers.

Enemas have been an impulsive indulgence on many occasions. Sometimes, just the sight of the enema bag hanging there, triggers an inordinate desire to have one right then and there.

This certainly increases the likelihood of unanticipated interruption or interference. Whether it's pounding on the bathroom door, or actually having some one walk into the bathroom, some interruptions just couldn't be avoided. Most bathroom locksets were easily defeated. At best, a few moments of lead time allowed for some emergency measures.

I don't know if the expressions, blushing or obvious discomfort, were realistically interpreted. But, holding an enema while mom grabbed what she needed, were the most dire circumstances some enema obsessed kid ever experienced.

One time, I expect I was about 11, I was taking one in the bathroom with the bulb syringe and my sister walked in the bathroom. I had the syringe in my bottom squeezing. She just turned around and left, didn't say a word. Always wonder what she thought.

I have learned thru decades of experience that even small enemas can cause anxiety if held too long. Fortunately I don't have that problem as of late, and I can indulge myself whenever the mood strikes. It strikes a lot. Also, I am anal erotic, so the enemas, at times, are a means to an end,(pun intended) though even now, I still turn off the phones before starting. Some old habits are still prudent.

I just lock bathroom door during my enemas session, so nobody can't interrupt me.

If there is an interruption, phone calls/door bell, I jus ignore it. Why would I stop to respond to someone else? A few times I have answered the phone while on all fours and flowing, but usually calls where I know I won't be talking long. It kind of adds to the excitement but normally I just ignore any external distractions. I have held while talking to other people on the phone, but it's easy to mute to cover the sound of an unexpected situation. Again it was just for the added excitement.

Luckily I haven't had many interruptions during enemas because I tend to take them at night usually 9 or 10 pm, after people usually visit or call. I have taken a few calls while holding water though, it was difficult and interesting, haha.

I have used the computer/laptop while taking enemas. That doesn't bother me. I usually take them on Wednesdays while everyone is at work. I don't answer the door or my phones. On the weekends if I am getting them it is usually with my sister and her girlfriend. If someone comes to the door and it is important or like the parents show up whoever is not getting enemas or whoever has had theirs etc. will go answer the door. That gives time to expell, shower, get dressed etc.

The other morning, my sister's boyfriend stopped in unexpected. I came down with my bulb and hid it. Dang, he should announce his presence. I don't care if he is like a brother! It was too close a call for comfort!

If my wife and I are busy with things, then no doorbell or phone call is going to interrupt us. Sorry, but nothing on anyone else's mind is ever going to take precedence. No we will not answer the door with a but full of soapy water. Ain't going to happen--no matter what.

For the first time in 9 years of taking enemas I was, this afternoon, surprised by my wife returning home unexpectedly and interrupting what was a very satisfying enema session. The back-story here is that, following a road trip with my daughter, a family vacation abroad and then a business trip out of town I've been struggling with some GI discomfort for a week or more and was just simply needing to flush my bowels. Opportunity being scant lately I grabbed what I thought would be a chance to do what needed to be done.

Ordinarily I'm careful to make sure there's plenty of time and no chance of a surprise, but this time around I cut a few corners in my risk assessment and, as a result was lying flat on my back with my Model B nozzle fully inserted and almost the whole 3 quarts of perfectly warm, perfectly minty water drained in to me when a sharp knock came upon the W.C. door disturbing the growing euphoria and general sense of calm and well-being.

Mrs. LIK knows that I enemate. She's never been interested in joining in and has, I would say, tolerated my interest. Neither dismissing it nor embracing it. As a result I wasn't sure what her reaction would be. As it was, she simply enquired whether i was "cleaning yourself out". I responded in the affirmative and that was that. She left me to my business which I completed by expelling the first 3 quart bucketful and repeating the cycle with a second. She has known that I've had "an upset stomach" (indeed, so has she), so I suspect that was taken into account in her reaction.

I'm curious to see whether she brings the matter up later today and, more excitedly, to see whether, in the undisputed knowledge that everything has been cleaned out, she avails herself of my freshly pampered arse tonight.

I'll ignore rings from the phone or doorbell, but what really bothers me, when lying face up on my bed having an enema, is to see a spider wending its way across my ceiling. I'll just have to get up and nail the sucker before gets somewhere out of sight.

I will read a text message, but not answer a call. Nor the doorbell. But I schedule my enemas (three per fortnight) and obviously don’t take them when I’m expecting callers!

I sometimes have been interrupted during an enema. Most recently it happened this morning. I felt I needed a cleanout so I took a large soapsuds enema of about 4 quarts held in with a double balloon nozzle. I had just laid down on my bed and started a timer hoping to hold it for 20 or 30 minutes. Less than 2 minutes later my 25 year old son who I thought was still sleeping knocked on the door asking if the dog had been fed. So I let things out and cleaned up in the shower. I think my adult children suspect I take enemas as I often take a long time in the bathroom but I have never discussed it with them.

Any sort of interruption is just the worst this is why I usually won't bother trying unless I am very sure I will be left with enough time and privacy so nothing is rushed

I will read a text message, but not answer a call.

But a telephone call while retaining 2 quarts of soapsuds is one of the great exercises in willpower and forced nonchalance.

I much prefer not to, but once or twice there's been those repeated calls that make you worried there's something important going on.

I will normally ignore the phone during enema time, only once did I answer an important work related call after I had just removed the nozzle and holding two qts. It was a female client which was kind of exciting to think This person has no idea they are talking to someone who is completely naked, holding a two quart enema with a raging hard on. It was the longest 10 minute call I can remember.

Phone can be switched off. My fear is a call at the front door -- we order quite a few things with home delivery and date/time can not be set, so even I plan a session with care it could happen that a parcel arrives at the worst time. This had happened in the summer when I was holding a 2-litre glycerin enema using a single balloon rectal tube. Eventually I managed to take my pyjama short on and go to the door, the guy seemed as not to notice too much, I do hope he didn't... ;-)

I swear, the only time the phone rings is when I am about to start or have just started my enemas. I have certainly learned to listen to the thing ring. I have a built in excuse when I call back .."gosh, I was out walking the dogs ....fishing ..was downstairs in the laundry" ..and they seem to work every time.

Up there: you think things are going well, you get a couple of quarts inside, things might be starting to churn and get going when the wail of a kid penetrates the bathroom door...

I've never had anyone ring the doorbell while giving myself an enema or during the anal play afterwards. I take my cell phone in the bathroom with me in the event my wife calls. That has happened on a few occasions but not often. I won't answer for anyone else as I can call them back later.

There is no way I'd answer the door with an enema onboard. Answer the cell or cordless phone maybe but not go to the door. If I know I have a delivery coming I'll stick to small bulb enemas so I can get rid of them quickly. I would also be watchful.

Answering the door is something i'dd asses on the spot, if it feels "quiet" down there, sure but otherwise, nope>

Answering the phone (specially with the missus calling) can be a challenge on itsef when holding soap, other than that im fine tbh.

I can easily do the dishes when holding 1.5-2 L of plain water, kinda relaxing really ^^

UPDATE: Within 3 weeks of my last post I was interrupted when my wife came home early from being out of the house. I was in the midst of expelling when she came in the house. I closed the door to the master bedroom & bathroom and simply told her I was enjoying some private time and would be out in a while. While she knows I play with anal toys, I've no idea if she's aware of my enema play. However, I assume she assumes I give myself enemas so I can play in a clean environment. Anyway, I don't give myself enemas or play with my toys when she is home. She did retire very recently and I may find it necessary to let her know if/when I go to the master suite and close the door she can count on the fact I will be playing with toys and taking enemas. I will let her know if she is interested in joining in she's welcome to; and, if she isn't interested she needs to understand I want/need to engage in these activities on a regular basis.

I tend to simply turn off phone and computer, if at night, also turn off lights visible to the front door as I really want to avoid interruptions which spoil the mood...... Fortunately I live on my own so there is no difficulties with controlling the domestic environment.