What do you use as a dildo when you don't have one?

Mainly a candle when I was younger. Now a carrot but warmed and softened a bit in hot water, and carved so it doesn’t slip all the way in.

If you are concerned about a carrot slipping all the way in, you aren't using big enough carrots!!!!

Good one Susie

One of my ex's used a very large carrot, probably the biggest i have ever seen - not sure where it was from

To be honest when I was in college it was anything we could get our hands on. My favorite was a hairbrush, yes I still have it and use for the purpose it to which it was meant, to which several men lost their virginity to. Wonder if they still remember that night? Bet sometimes they do. Friend of mine had a long neck decorative wine bottle which lived a double life. There was the usual carrots, cukes and whatever else was available. Then one night a friend to which her and I got rather drunk and done each other up the hiney with a large sausage. No the sausage is still not around, but other brave sausages replaced it.

Fun times in college, just a shame I got old and had to move on.

@Tillie

WOW, a sausage between two friends, now there’s a story! Have you recounted that in any of your blog posts? Inquiring & naughty minds want to know. 😉

Also have a plunger handle which I like to use as well as a funnel with a round plug on the end! See my images in my profile to see them! Be creative - there are lots of things to enjoy and give pleasure!

I used carrots, courgettes, sausages, brush.

I have use hair brush handle, an array of veggies, one of those vibrating head tooth brushes (my roommates in collage she didn’t know I used it though).