How to self apply lubricant.

So anytime I try to self lubricate, well I don't really want to go into much detail, but it ends in weird positions, a sticky bum, and a mess to clean up. How do you self lubricate without anyone around to do it for you?

A nozzle a hose and a device formaly called a paint stick a bit of connecting and bingo one remote syringe that holds a little over a pint

For me, "a little dab L do ya " and the long finger usually suffices. unless you need a caulking gun thingy.

I usually roll over on my back so my bum right up in the air and try to gape my ass until it's big enough so a spray of lube can fall through. I use a small mirror in one hand to carefully aim the bottle, works perfect for me!

You can get from gay shops a syringe type thing loaded with lube, stick it in your ass and bingo...................sorted

If you can wipe your ass, and I hope you do, you can reach it to lube it.

How is this a problem?????

If you can wipe your ass, and I hope you do, you can reach it to lube it.

How is this a problem?????

@ Switchablesusie --- mmmm ! drew a chuckle..........Thinks Lube Shooter's & even Suppo Applicators WILL get to the bottom of things hands down...

One of my favorite ways to lube myself is to empty completely and then clean out with hot water one of those small plastic enema bottles. Then refill with KY jelly and insert and squeeze. Great way to deep lube. Always works and is fun at the same time.

A big syringe or lube shooters will work great just insert into your favorite lube fill it and slip it in and fill yourself full until content. They are great for self play or with a partner.

I just stopped at Dollar General on my way home tonight and bought a children's bulb syringe - for cleaning out stuffy noses. I think it will fit the bill nicely.

The best thing that I have found is the plunger the applicator for vaginal use. Fill it with KY Jelly and you are REALLY lubricated, as for example when wishing to insert a long colon tube or snake or to receive anal intercourse from someone with a very large penis. Filling it about half way is adequate for less strenuous activities or smaller penises. The diameter is large enough to make it easy to squeeze jelly into it, whereas lubricators are much smaller diameter and not so easy to fill with jelly.

For me I will lube my anus and push a lubricated finger up past my sphincter muscle and that is it. I will of course put lots of lube on the full length of what I am inserting be it a toy or a colon tube.

Once you get past your sphincter muscle you enter the rectum which is more of an open cavity and is not going to clutch and squeeze what you put in it- at least that is how it feels to me and the women I have fingered. So filling this cavity with lube may not really be doing all the much- it can't hurt but may not be entirely necessary. If what you insert is well lubed going in, then you should be fine.

I usually fill up a squeeze bottle with a tip, insert the tip and squeeze the lube inside. This makes it so my insides are nicely coated in case I wanna take something really big

I recently purchased a deep lube shooter which will inject lube beyond the five inch depth! Would highly recommend it! Other than that, one could put lube inside a nozzle, insert it, and blow in the open end to disperse it! Or a manual siphon pump could be used to get the desired depth!

Have you considered a Lubrin suppository inserted and then a little on the object?

I've mixed up a batch of J-Lube, filled an empty Fleets bottle, and voila--a lot of lube exactly where I want it to go. Now, if I wanted it deeper, I then inserted a SiliconeNozzles "Shower Shooter" nozzle, refilled the Fleets bottle, & squirted that load through the Shower Shooter. That was a lot of lube way up there!

I still ended up with a slippery & sticky bum, but the cleanup was as much fun as the rest of it!

Have fun & safe playing!

Melt some coconut-oil.

Use a pipette to transfer the melted oil into the fingers of a hanging nitrile glove.

Once fingeres are filled, tie off the fingers, one by one, with a small piece of string. put in refrigerator for an hour, till the oil has hardened.

Cut off the fingers and string, and squeeze out content (or store them in the "nitrile casings" until use)

Coconut oil suppositories are ready for use. - They will easily melt inside your body. - Store in a cold place until use.

I mostly use a gel water base lube and I will start out putting some on a finger to get the outside and just inside of my anus lubed. Then I'll take one of my smaller plugs, lube it up then put a good glob of it on the tip and work it inside my hole then repeat a couple times. Then with any other plug I use I always start it out with a good size glob of the gel on the tip of it.

I have water based lube in gel and liquid. I just rub a little on my finger and onto my ass. And some on the top of the toy. Once the toy gets inside me it will spread the lube.

For internal lubrication, aka for colon depth play, I have those ketchup and mustard bottles that I fill with a 50/50 mixture of gel and water. I first open up my butt with a thick toy, and then insert the bottle far enough and just squeeze some lube inside me. The colon snake or toy will do its thing...

(BTW, I am used to take a little over 3 inch diameter toys, so I am easily open)

Buy a Fleet enema, throw out the solution, wash it out. Cut a larger hole in the rubber gasket under the nozzle. Fill the bottle with KY jelly and you have the perfect lube applicator. Put a little bit on the outside of your anus and insert the nozzle then squeeze as much lube into your rectum as you want. Works perfect before an enema or rectal play!

A Summer's Eve douche would work too!