Cucumber insertions

Cucumbers make one of the best anal toys around you don't have to hide them just put them in the trash when done ...and they are cheapest toy around ...

The cucumbers are growing in the garden. 😉

The dirtiest sensation is when you pull it out and it's all warm from being in your insides.

I've tried pushing one cuke up with another, but even though i'm pretty slender back there, the second cuke sort of just slides past it at least for a bit. I'd love to pack my gutz with like 5 6" cukes one after another.

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I haven't used a cucumber since last summer when I grew them in my garden... It was very nice to be able to watch them grow over time and then harvest them when they are the perfect size... I like them to be refrigerated first though... ;3

Best thing is to have someone tied down while you peel it while they are wondering if you will peel enough for it to go in comfortably.

I always felt an UNpeeled cucumber slid in easier.

Cucumbers have become my go-to sex veggie in recent years. Easy to find and always pleasurable. I always put a condom on them these days before inserting. Helps smooth things out and protects against cracking. I've been getting some big ones in lately. Love just laying back in bed with the end hanging out of my relaxed stretched hole.

Warning - not for the vagina - my gf had to go to er when the cucumber snapped.

Great for inserting suppositories. Hollow a bit of the pointy end and insert some suppositories. Cut it off like a butt plug and insert it suppositories first. You will be trying to pass it soon but with tight panties under your nappy???

^^^^ What did you use, a rotten one?

I have my own garden and I grew some yellow squash a few years ago and some were skinny enough and curved to fit up my ass very comfortably. I think I still have some pics of them in my ass. If I can find them, I'll post a few when I get past the 7 day wait period.

I buy one every week , the longer the better and with a good curve

Inspired by this thread I've just had a go so based on my long experience...

Nobody so far has mentioned plastic wrap: supermarket cues are always tightly shrinkwrapped: in the UK anyway, so what with the talk of infection I thought it best to keep it on. I took the cuke straight out of the fridge and cut off the plastic 'foreskin' from one of the ends as I though this would cause rectal irritation and possibly bleeding. I used plenty of lube (as they always say - I wonder why it's not sold in gallons). I found it slipped in almost too easily, though I had just taken out a thick-necked bum plug which I'd had in for a couple of hours. This is probably not necessary, but that's just me these days. I found the cucumber OK, but not great, though I will try again with a fatter one. I think I prefer something with a bit more shape, and/or maybe two toys at once. But that's another thread.

I have used cukes before as well and I really liked the ones that started out thin on one end and get really large on the other. I start by inserting the small end and push it all the way in pass the fat end. The stretch is incredible. After I play with it like this for awhile getting my loose, I flip it over and start with the fat end. This time when I insert it all the way in, the fat end stretches my inner sphincter which feels incredible! I don't worry about it getting stuck, I just relax and push it out. If I time it right I can push it out while playing with myself and have an explosive orgasm.

I did it with cucumbers before. Until i bought my first dildo. haven't picked up a cuke since. I put my dildos in hot mineral oil laced water. The warmth of the dildo and the soothing lubricant is very very nice. : )

I've used them numerous times and enjoyed it every time. The only bad thing is there's no base on them. I do not want to go to the ER with a cuke stuck in my ass.

When I was younger and still living at home, I found a rather large cucumber in the bathroom sink. It was still wet like someone had washed it off. Dad was visiting his brother in another town and the only other person in the house was my mother. I was puzzled. I started to observe when mom used the bathroom. Three days later I heard some low moaning in the bathroom. Peeking through the keyhole I saw my own mother slowly sliding that cucumber in and out of her vagina. It was glistening with her own lubrication. Well....the very next time that I was alone, I took a cucumber from the fridge and did what I saw mom doing. I was hooked....!!!!

Here is what you do at the grocery store, consider the cucumber, as well as the yellow squash, and maybe the carrots; please make the appropriate choices. Go the notions aisle and select some Aloe Vera based lotion, passing the Dental aisle choose some floss, and on the way get a box of condoms. Remember to wink at the kid bagging your items at the check out. At home a long shower and two 2 quart irrigations should get you in the mood. Wash the veggies, select one that can stay inside you for the afternoon, roll the condom over the veggie, tie the condom closed with a double length of floss, leaving some length. Lubricate your anticipating rosette and the condom, and take a breath and push the produce home. You'll notice the floss hanging out, so that no matter how far up it travels a steady pull on the floss will bring it out.

I've used cucumbers several times, found that mostly peeling them (leave a couple of inches unpeeled) they self lubricate and the unpeeled section does not accidently slide in. No other lube required.

I use cucumbers from time to time and consider them ideal! I peel them half and carve them into the shape I desire, starting thin and with increasing thickness then. I carve a soft indention at the desired section to stop a further penetration. I was surprised to read that someone found the surface of the peeled cucumber "rough". Well, I smoothen out any sharp edges left from the peeling, but other than that the surface is smooth and wet, and a bit of additional Jelly applied to it, it will slide in softly and very enjoyably. I highly recommend the experience!

A good use of a vegetable and fun too. Sort of a 'green way' to add to one's enjoyment. I have tried it and like it.

I was delighted when I went to the produce aisle in my local supermarket and saw they were having a 10 for $10 sale on cucumbers.

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Absolutely! English cucumbers have the extra length, plus they're all nobbly. Nice to use one of them in your ass and a regular cucumber in your kitty. Who says vegetables don't fill you up?

I freely admit I've enjoyed having a cucumber rectally inserted, as well as other fruits and vegetables.

We live on a farm and during the summer and fall time have lots of different size cucumbers and other vegetables available to play with. I have used them, both front and rear, and sometimes both places at the same time. I enjoy pushing them all the way in, making them disappear, then pushing them out later. Afterward I will dispose of them in the trash. But in the winter and spring, I need to buy them in the super market so use toys instead, protected by a condom.

I have an ex-wife who loved to have cucumbers stuck into her vagina. The bigger the better. We had a garden so we had a choice of various sizes. She could take the biggest we had. Zucchini grew a lot bigger. I was surprised at how big she could take. It was fun for us. Her orgasms was cucumbers and zucchini in her were unbelieveable.

I have noticed the local grocery stores all carry a large selection of cucumbers. Must be a lot of salad lovers, or anal penetration lovers too.

I have used cukes many times. The best ones, for me anyway, are the English cucumbers. I almost always give them a fond look-over in the vegetable section and think of which one would fit and feel the best inside me. I have never peeled them, just washed them off, lubed it up and slowly inserted as far as comfortable. Many are 14" to 18" long and about 1 1/4" to 2" in diameter, so you can pick the desired size for your hole. I have never had them go up past the end of my rectum, my bend there is too sharp. Try it, you may like it!

I usually use a cucumber to warm myself up whenever I play, works great and they are cheap!!!

Years ago there was a letter in forum mag where a woman had bought a cucumber for tea, her husband came home drunk and told her to stick it up her ass. later he fell asleep, waking to find himself tied to the bed,she then proceeded to stick it up his ass, and asked him how he liked it up there.

This is only a brief outline of it, the original letter i found very erotic, im sure i still have the mag somewhere, as i kept it and used to wank while reading it.

One day maybe i get to experience a cuke up me, who knows.

Done it many times! Love it! The English ones are fun as are the regular type. It is also fun to pick them out in the store, know that they will eventually be inserted deeply…

Olive oil works the best with these.

I knew a guy who worked in a restaurant. He said they had a basement where they kept food freezers and barrels of pickles. He brought food stuff up when needed upstairs. No one went down often. So one day he went down and stuffed a pickle or two up his ass and kept them there until he got home about 30 minutes later. He said it made him horny enough to jerk-off. He did it every once in a while until he moved.