Cucumber insertions

I used cucumbers and large carrots before i met my husband but could never get them in very far now with constent sex and the fact i cum so much. To start with, gentle fisting. I can accomodate much more lengh and girth the full feeling is wonderful in my vagina. Interesting in food allergies circles i can't put one in my mouth as i am severely allergic to it so at least i can put it to good use. We do wash it well before putting it back in the fridge. I feel all gooey when i see one in the shops especially if we find a whopper of a cucumber!

Ahh OK Confession Time. I've done the veggie with cucumbers and have an entertaining time at the super market choosing that right size as I like a longer and fatter in girth size.. like the fullness in my rectum..I like watching the women who are fondling the cucumbers and wonder if they too are using c's for sex toys..gees I would like to ask if they would like to enemate me and then peg me..naa could get me into big time trouble.

Cucumbers - very good up my ass. Especially good to warm it up in hot water first. I lube up good with Vaseline in and around my anus and on the end of the cucumber. Getting astride it I drop down so it sinks in deep for a real rush from the heat of it all the way up in my rectum. A little of this and I am dripping sweet pre-cum.

As a guy who loves anal play I have played with cucumbers, broom sticks, carrots, bananas, smoked sausage links, zucchini, etc. if it fits it goes in!

I quite often inserted a 14 inch cucumber up and then sit down so if the urge to push comes i can't push it out. Also after filling myself up with 4 liters of warm water and johnsons baby bath i insert a cucumber when expelling. I find it helps to empty my bowels quicker, if you cover the cucumber in vicks vaporub. It adds a whole new feeling and its a good lube.

Cucumbers are wonderful. After an enema and lots of lube I find I can get some pretty large ones fully up my ass. Covering them with a condom makes it smoother.

I've always wanted to try receiving anal from another guy. I don't think I'm fully gay but just love anal sex. Cucumbers were my introduction to butt sex. I used them to practice and stretch my hole so that if I ever had the opportunity to take a cock in there - it wouldn't be awkward.

Of course now I just take bigger and bigger cucumbers. Way bigger than any man's cock. All good fun though

I've used cucumbers many times, the bigger the better. I often insert them completely.

For a really serious stretch butternut squash can be good.

And if you like e stim they conduct electricity

Nothing like having a cucumber inserted. One time I was playing with a lady who wanted to try Dominating a man. She asked if I had any dildoes and I did not, but did have a selection of cucumbers in the refrigerator soooooooooo.

My wife and I have done this many times. We have also used bananas covered with condoms and inserted them into her vagina. We also especially like using gourds or squash with the tip bent on the end. We use this to find her g-spot 😃

They're close in size and texture to a cock and make a nice substitute when the real thing is unavailable.

I used to have a girlfriend years ago that only got off with anal intercourse and she had a special carrot that she kept in the refrigerator 😃 We didn't go out long enough for me to see when the carrot "expired."

I've never done a cucumber, but I have used corn. Feeling every little kernal is amazing. And when I do it long enough - creamed corn!

Eye of the Storm, does it ever heat up enough to produce "pop corn"?

Yeah cucumbers are hot. There's just something really humiliating about having food pushed into my ass when I'm being used and abused. And if the cucumber has been refrigerated first that's even better!

As a teenager - probably 13 or 14 - I experimented with inserting an English cucumber in my rectum. Went in nicely, long enough not to get lost, thick enough to really satisfy, tappered enough to get in if lots of lube used. A great way to introduce oneself to anal pleasure.

Cucumbers are one of my favorites. I like a firm one so i can peel it and the juices act as lube and its gotta be good for the skin and intestines

How does one ensure that it doesn't get stuck while playing?

They wont get stuck. You can expel a cucumber just by trying to have a bowel movement. If it doesn't want to come out right away, it will the next time you poo.

Courgettes (Zuccini's?) are excellent too.

Try one straight from the freezer/fridge, chop the nobbly stalk end off, lube and insert whichever end suits you or your recipient best.

I've used cucumbers a few times as a teenager but mostly used bananas as we had more of them around the house. Only problem with bananas is after several times being thrust in and out of the anus they become very warm and split down the sides. Cucumbers seem to remain intact much better. I haven't tried one out of the refrigerator or freezer but this sounds intriguing after reading your posts.

I have used a cucumber a few times. It can be hard to find one of just the right consistency. However, once peeled, the added (and I'm sure it is healthy) coolness and wetness of the flesh is very lovely! It can be harder to get in without the skin, but it is so nice once it is in! Maybe I need to run to the grocery store!

The peeled cucumbers have too rough texture for my liking. They are hard to insert (do not slide well) and feel sort of like a sandpaper when pulling out. If you make a butt plug out of a cucumber, then the peeled ones are fine, because they release moisture over time. However, if left inside too long, they will "stick" to your insides pretty badly (all the moisture is absorbed), and the rough texture makes it even harder to get it out.

In Texas, and also in the San Diego area, there is a wonderful chain called Sprouts; they have the freshest veggies. And, lots of people go there to shop!

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Oh yes cucumbers! They fit quite nicely:-) a nice 13 incher sliding in and out. Good for gape training too 😜

I have an interesting anime cartoon in my profile that deals with cucumbers.

Very hot to think such a pretty woman would have that forced up her ass!

I feel naughty picking out a nice cucumber knowing it's going to go up my ass. 😃

An ex girlfriend was a horny one, she called me into the kitchen from the living room one day and when I walked into the kitchen I was greeted with one of the best sights I have ever had, she was laying on her back the floor with the fridge door open with a cucumber well in, the sight will never leave me.

I have had many things up in my ass over the years including everything listed except the strap on. My wife died over 15 years ago and I have been solo since. Never considered myself gay but as time goes by, I have an urge to try having a long, hard penis inside me. Have no idea of how to find a safe, clean gay man who would be willing to join me in a neutral place and talk about it. Until then English cucumbers work for me.

I used a cucumber and zucchini once. It's a great feeling to relax your muscles and slowly push a large object upon your ass. After a while I managed to insert it about 15cm deep.