Cucumber insertions

Just put a 6" cucumber in my ass what a great feeling, going to go bigger tomorrow

Cucumbers and candles were my first toys. They are completely harmless. Only if properly used. They need to be washed and remove small spikes that can be found on some species. They are a good way to train anal sex. When I was young I put them in my vagina, thinking of boys. Have a nice game.

I’ve used the English cucumbers before when I’ve been out of town by myself without any toys. I will stop by a store to get a disposable douche, lube, condoms and a cucumber or two. Once I get back to my hotel I’ll use the disposable douche to give myself a few enemas to get cleaned out. Then I’ll put a condom on the cucumber along with some lube and insert the cucumber into my ass and play. It works well because you can throw everything away and it’s something you can easily get at Walmart for quick play when you don’t have any toys with you.

This is why i never liked cucumber sandwiches.....you never know where the cucumbers been.

@Gmafoxy , you reminded me of my younger years, when I didn't have toys and a bit later when had a few but did not bring them with me while going somewhere. Cucumbers are a nice option, however I've liked better longish eggplants because of their smoother skin and usually bigger girth.

Nowadays I almost always bring some toy with me, if it happens that I haven't and I'd like to play I'd hit the greengrocers store - readily available, disposable and such fun!

Cucumbers are a great go to when your caught without a toy one of the first objects I used way back when I first started anal play and every now n then for a size change I may go to grocery store and find a nice size one ?

From personal experience, I would tell you to be careful with the really long ones. Once pushed a 10 inch one all the way in. It made its way to the descending colon. I could feel the tip of the cucumber inside with a fingertip but could not extract it. Spent a miserable night with it inside. I will never ever do another one of those. I wrote about this experience in the ‘Anything Ever Get Stuck Inside’ discussion if you care to read about it. It came out the next day with my morning BM, otherwise it may have been a trip to the emergency room. It was softer and more flexible coming out. Now I only insert things that will stay in the rectum. Those I know I can poop or enema out easily.

Cucumber insertions? Just go for the Vlasic pickles, the pucker will add to your enjoyment. Of course, YMMV.

If a cucumber gets stuck, how long does it take to rot out, if at all?

I love cucumbers, but i find the mini cucumbers even better. I can keep them in for quite awhile. I did an enema 3 days ago and have had 1 tucked completely up inside for over 2 days now.

An update, i had that mini cucumber in for 5 days before a movement occured. When it came out it was the size of large cashew. Completely withered down to nothing. :-)

Been there done that. Loved every inch. Cleaned it up later and cut it up for my salad. Talk about recycling.

I love them, especially after i get a good enema and my ass becomes very sensitive. My all time favourite toy

Loved every inch. Cleaned it up later and cut it up for my salad. Talk about recycling.

Eweeee! Ass - to mouth? No thanks, cucumbers are cheap - get a virgin one for your salad!! (New twist on “tossing your salad”)! 😄

I love cucumbers...….the long bumpy ones. They feel like when I take a cock with multiple piercings...…..I often use them when I play alone but a cock with ladder piercings is the best.

They are a lot of fun. I can't look at the cucumbers in the store without thinking about them sliding in me or my wife.

Seems like there are two schools of thought here; depth, and stretching. For those who prefer depth, the longer thinner English cukes are better. For stretching, the shorter but girthier American cukes are preferable. Personally, I don’t care about depth since every time I try to bury anything past a certain point (probably the rectosigmoid bend) it just won’t go any farther and actually becomes very uncomfortable. Therefore, dilating my anal rings and stretching the rectal walls for that incredible feeling of fullness is what I look for, and I don’t need much more than 7 or 8 inches of length for that. I just found the perfect American cuke, very thick for about 2 3rds of it’s foot long length, then gets thinner for the last 3rd. I use the thin part as a handle and then let that thick smooth big boy stretch and fill my ass. Heaven.

The cucumbers are growing in the garden. 😉

I posted this in 2013. The cucumbers are growing this year. Picked the first ones a week ago. They are about two weeks behind "normal" production time.

I just had to be patient and care for them. Now to pick a couple out and shove them up my sub.

I will have to investigate the growing of English cucumbers. I saw they worked for making lacto fermented pickles. But why not use a few extras ... for other purposes.

I love vegan toy's!!

The English ones are the best for this. you can get really long ones...and they are cheaper than a dildo

Not really cheaper, when you consider the dildo will be a one time purchase but you would have to keep buying cucs since they rot so quickly.

Personally, I never understood the point of wasting food like that, but to each his/her own.

I don't like over-sized objects in my ass. I do like 4 quarts of water up my colon though and that might be pushing my limit.

Someone in this discussion suggested I warm up the cuke, I guess to make it feel more like a living penis, so I nuked it (American cuke) for 60 seconds.

Then I followed someone else’s advice and peeled most of it, leaving maybe a quarter of it unpeeled like a handle just so I could grip it firmly.

I was left with about 7 inches of warm, thick, smooth, glistening veggie-cock that stayed permanently moist. The “handle” was about 3 inches.

It was EXCELLENT. HEAVENLY. Felt SO good and slipped right in! Just the right amount of stretch and fullness, and the constant moisture from the cuke itself was a perfect lubricant, didn’t have to use a drop of anything else.

I HIGHLY recommend using this method of cuke preparation for anyone who is thinking of trying out cucumber anal play or anyone who wants to try something different with their established cucumber anal play!

I wouldn’t know from experience what a real penis feels like in my anus, but if it felt anything like that prepped cucumber, I might have to try bottoming one day if I ever get divorced!! 😉

Thanks for the report. Going to try it myself!

I can confirm, warmed and then partly peeled English cuke was thoroughly enjoyable. Wouldn’t have thought of that one my own. Didn’t bother with any extra lubricant and went to town.

Tried a English cucumber, cut off the point, skinned about 6 inches. Didn't bother nuking it, just a little lube and a smaller plug to warm up with. Just went for it. Think I got about 8 inches x 2 inches in. Pretty sure I got past the second sphincter. So far the largest and furthest in I have gone. I have gone further with the shower shooter, 13 inches, but nothing as large. Looking forward to the next try. Very pleased with the whole experience.

I get the impression that most people use the cucumber unpeeled. Try peeling it, especially the long English ones and heat it up to body temp. The peeled cucumber has a wonderfully slippery feeling that lets it slip in with no effort and the warmth feeling makes it feel like the real thing. Never having tried the ‘real’ thing I can only imagine.

Except for that special crayon when I was little, and now occasionally my own finger when I fantasize about my "daddy" giving me an enema I have never inserted anything wild or weird into my rectum. I mean, I don't even give myself enemas! BUT! A peeled, warmed cucumber!!! I started LOL until I began to really think about it....Hummmm. I wonder.... ???? If I try it the experience might make a good blog entry.

Try peeling it, especially the long English ones and heat it up to body temp. The peeled cucumber has a wonderfully slippery feeling that lets it slip in with no effort and the warmth feeling makes it feel like the real thing.

Got me thinking too ....

Picked up an English one yesterday. Going to give it a try.

The english ones are the best.