Cucumber insertions

Who likes playing with cucumbers?

The English ones are the best for this. you can get really long ones...and they are cheaper than a dildo

Been there done that, I give it two thumbs up!

Awhile back someone posted about inserting a cucumber and I just wanted to say becareful of that because I had one slip in a little to far and couldn't get it out. After the 3rd day I started getting nervous and thinking I should go see a doctor. Then finally on the 4th day I felt an urge and it finally came out. Boy was I relieved.

Definitely have to be careful with cucumbers. I tried one of the small variety and i almost lost it! There is something very naughty, though, about putting things in your body that weren't meant to be there. My guy goes crazy when we play with fruits/veggies. It's a huge turn on for both of us.

Definiely use a condom...if you enjoy filling your ass and practice "green", can't be beat...and it's safe sex.

I've had cucumbers. Be careful though, I've heard stories where they've got "stuck" up there and the person ended up in the ER. Because of their blunt tapered shape at both ends, if it goes ALL the way in, there is nothing to grasp to help pull it back out. You may be able to "poop" it out, but be cautious of the other possibility (embarrassing ER visit, lol)

Personally, I like large carrots. I've came across several in the past that with a little carving of the thick end, it winds up in a pretty accurate shape of a circumcized penis!

You can get the English cucumbers (the really long ones) quite far up the butt once you are cleaned out. The 18-20 inch ones actually go in quite easily once you are cleaned out.

Thanks for the advice. I've had a long cucumber inside me before and really enjoyed it. Never thought about the pestecide bit.

It only takes about 30-40 seconds in the microwave to take the chill off.

From my prospective I much prefer them a little smaller and much thicker for the front opening and do prefer the longer ones for the back. Warm the front one cool the back.

As marvin said, microwaving them for 30 seconds makes them a little warm, which is nice, but I prefer them cold (straight out of the fridge and in my ass 😉). You can also make a cucumber into a great masturbation device if you cut one of the ends off. Just stick your dick right in, it's brilliant (especially if it's chilled inside!).

English cucumbers do have seeds, it depends on the variety and how ripe they are at the time of the sucking. Yes without seeds is preferable to me too but sometimes you just have to take what is available at the time. Do they have seeds in American ones then? Are the ones in America larger or smaller than the British ones do you think?

To answer your question Liz - we have quite a variety of cucumbers here in the States, both with seeds and without. When choosing a cucumber it's good to know.

I'd suggest you use Google images to assess for yourself the multitude of cucumber sizes - although the English variety are known for their length.

Thanks for your response again. I shall have to check some of the English ones out a bit more thoroughly, maybe sometime next week if the opportunity arose.

One I do like is a cucumber up my ass I put a rubber on it and keep it in the fridge. It feels soooo gooood.

I had a pretty large cucumber inserted up my ass by a female friend a couple times. It is a lot of fun! I always end up spending to much time in the produce section when I go to the supermarket lol.

Yes. But with that said i started using one when the ease of purchasing any decent latex product was not as easy as it is today. In the 70's you could not just look on line or walk into the shops that carry them today.

They provided the means to an end you might say. I will and do, on occasion, pick up one that i do not intend to use in the salad. It can be interesting.

Heck yes, I have several plants growing now in the garden. They sould be ready by late July or early august. Can't wait.

I love cucumbers! I always make sure to get the thickest ones I can find because for me it's all about that feeling of stretching. Squash can be good too when they are in season and get really big.

I love using English cucumbers...they usually have a small end that is easy to insert and get bigger rapidly from their. If I'm going to be with a guy with a really large cock, it stretches me painlessly to put on a "veggie show" with a banana and then a large cucumber to turn him on and get me stretched and ready for him.

Clossest I've come is a large carrot.

One of the best parts of the grocery store when with the girl friend is picking out the vegetable dildo(s) for later use. Everything from cucumbers to squash can be fun!

I've used them both in my vagina and my ass. On several occasions at the same time. A great feeling.

I've tried to use a cucumber on myself and it was just too wide. It hurt.

I've tried to use a cucumber on myself and it was just too wide. It hurt.

Shelly,

You are wise to stop if it hurt because of width. Guideline #1, if it hurts in a damaging/wrong fashion stop...period.

That being said, when I was 19 and into my early 20's, I began to experiment with cucumbers. I found that cleaning out with enemas until there was nothing else to come out a real benefit, then I focused on the narrower long ones no bigger around than my rectum would normally open, favoring a small rounded tapered end that would definitely be easy to insert and gently dilate my rectum, a little lubrication will be helpful too. Then I lay down in a comfortable position that allowed me to relax my rectum and proceed at a rate that was comfortable for me, not rushing and taking all the time that is needed. There is no rush,relaxation is very important.

Remember there is no need to rush, if it requires several attempts over a period of time, then that is ok, your body needs time to adjust and the brain needs to learn the sensations thereby allowing you to relax your rectum and making it more easy and ultimately pleasurable. A very effective way to begin is with very small and gentle insertions & withdrawals over several separate sessions, as you become accustomed to a certain depth and diameter, you can move on to a little more in subsequent sessions gradually working yourself up to what is right for you. How long it takes is different for just about everyone because each persons individual anatomy and rectal elasticity is different, it will happen painlessly if you are willing to take your time. Solo at first is helpful because you are in total control of the process without distraction. After you have become completely/totally comfortable with inserting the size cucumber that is right for you, then consideration of letting someone else do it for you is a more reasonable option. I hope you find something useful in my humble recollections of how I started. To this day @58, I still use a handy cucumber when the mood strikes me, most of the time it is when I am somewhere and don't have access to my butt plugs & dilators. Even sometimes when at home and have all my toys ready at hand, I will buy a cuke and use it instead, just because it feels good. 😄

Sincerely,

G.N.

I've done it: a good washing, lot's of lube and it feels great up my ass while I rub my pussy.

Do you peel them or is just a self preference ?

Try freezing one and if it still has the plastic protective sleeve on, insert up the rectum with a very liberal amount of vaseline.

It feels wonderful, especially to help soothe your patients rectum after a lengthy Prostate exam and the use of a speculum and anoscope.

As a playdoctor for the younger male, all have said it was pleasureable despite their initial prostests.

I've had a cucumber inserted into my pussy as a punishment while having my bottom spanked in the diaper position. It felt really cold but nice non the less. I must say however a vibe feels sooo much better!

I've often played with a cuke. We have large dark green ones here in the UK on average over 10inches long and quite straight. They make a good alternative to a vibe sometimes... and nice straight out of the fridge!