Hotel Enemas

Above the ice machine in the suspended ceiling Pop a tile up and slip it in there. I just knew somebody would ask

Thats some mission impossible stuff right there.

I have 4 ft of twine tied on to my bag,permanently. It allows me to always find a spot in a hotel bathroom to suspend my gallon bag...Try that,you'll like it !

As a road warrior of many years, when I stay at a Hotel (Holiday Inn etc) for more than a few visits I am generally able to ask the management to hold a box as a courtesy for me (it's generally a standard service for all but the cheapest hotels). Once I've set it up, I just ship the package to myself, c/o the hotel. I've never had a problem with them opening it, When I get ready to leave at the end of a stay,the hotel is generally more than happy to tape the box, and store it for me until I return.. During the week, I generally don't leave bags in a hotel, so I transfer the box it to the trunk of my rental car.

I've even had toys shipped to me c/o a hotel and then kept them there.

Frankly I can't imagine lifting ceiling tiles to conceal enema equipment. Might want to look around...a lot of hotels put at least one camera on the vending machines so that they don't get damaged. Might provide the Hotel management with some Footage for Most Stupid VIdeos

Cheers,

Jag

jagkar52@yahoo.com

I have stayed in several hotels over the years and presently spend a weekend every five or six weeks in one. Hiding my Jugbag is not a priority for me. I am unfettered by the fact that the maids might find my syringe and indeed once they did. Nor do I flaunt my proclivity. What I do, is hang it in the shower behind the shower curtain. In the one instance that I forgot that it was there and left it behind, the maids wrapped it into a clear plastic garbage bag and I retrieved it at the lobby counter the next day.

No mention was made about its use. I suppose, if I were to be questioned about it I would have explained that it is a health maintenance appliance that I use daily. Why daily? That's because, an enema a day keeps the doctor away.

Believe me Jag, I did a thorough camera search beforehand. It's a very small room with a very low ceiling. I do like your idea of having them hold the box. Never realized they'd do that. I should probably just get over my TSA phobia and take the damn thing with me when I travel

Yes I almost always enjoy enemas in my hotel room. I travel with a closed top bag in my luggage. In Japan I buy the small glycerin enemas which are very intense. I like to ask the lady pharmacist how to use them. I also like to purchase and use suppositories over seas.

Jim

I just wanted to agree with the advice about a box and keeping it at a hotel. I have hard shell pelican travel case that I put my tools and test equipment in when on a jobsite. If I leave a big drill at home and just take a cordless screwdriver I have enough room for a enema bag and all the other necessities. If I am going to be at a site for an extended period of time I will leave my travel case in storage at the hotel. If you stay at a hotel often enough for the staff to know you by sight they will gladly hold a box for you.

Also if you travel with an enema bag in your checked luggage you wont have any problems. I have been sending checked bags through for years with no issues. I do have to admit that I have not traveled with a enema bag in a carryon since 2001 I would not want to get the ex-ray readers any extra entertainments.

I routinely travel with my enema bag in my carry on. I don't give the airlines any luggage that I care to see again. As far as TSA, I carry on two bags one with all the things that TSA might be interested in, computer, chargers, gps, camera, and enough cables to wire half of NYC. That bag probably gets additional screening 1 in 10 times just because it's fits their "clutter bag" definition, even though I am in the TSA Pre program.

I also carry a backpack that has all my clothes in it and in the side pocked is my enema bag and hose and one cable that I need a large pocked for. They hit that bag perhaps 1 in 100 trips (very rare). The last time that they looked at that it the agent went into the side pocket saw the enema bag in a clear plastic bag, pushed it aside in the pocket and glanced at the end of the cable and zipped it back up. I have never had the enema bag removed from my backpack by TSA, and I'm a 5 million mile flier. Think of it this way, you probably don't know anyone in the line and if the a passer by happens to see then pull it out of your bag and recognizes it for what it is, there's a possibility that you may have just found an emate. How bad could that be?

Cheers,

Jag

On occasion, I might have to go through security with someone I work with going through at the same time. The way my luck runs, that would be the time they'd drag out the bag to inspect it. Not sure I want to take that chance.

If I remember correctly you can ask them to inspect your carry on in a separate room for privacy reasons.

TreePerson,

It is your right under TSA rules to have any inspection take place in a private area by a Agent of your own sex.

I've never asked for that myself, but I did watch this happen at Lafayette LA once, where a passenger asked the bag check agent for private screening. The bag check agent initially tried to tell the passenger that it wouldn't' require that. The passenger then ask for the InCharge and when the InCharge came over he immediately told the bag check agent that it was in fact the Passenger's right to have a private screening on request.

The InCarge at that point surprised me by a calling for another back check agent to do that actual screening in the screened off area.

Then then took the original agent back to his station and proceeded to write him up for the error. Sometimes TSA does work.

TSA policy is to investigate all complaints. If you want toknow what the rules actually are, stop at the InCharge station and ask. You'll be amazed at the professionalism there is at that level. A lot of the ageents think that they are Hitler youth and get away with it because someone lets them.

There years ago while waiting in a PRIORITY line at DFW several passengers got annoyed when the agent started taking more people from the main line than from the Priority Lane. One of the agents that was mis-managing the lane took offence to people who were complaining vocally and told them that they could not talk. The woman in front of me just happened to be an attorney and she and several of us that were involved in the "restraint of free speech" issue stopped at the InCharge Station and lodged a complaint. The attorney took names, and in kind so did TSA. I got a letter from TSA a couple weeks later indicating that they were sorry for the problem and indication that the agent had been dismissed as a result of the incident. I don't know what that attorney did but the TSA people have a Union, I was shocked that they would allow an agent to be dismissed for doing anything. The 911 act of terror caused some knee jerk legislation but we still have constitutional rights and TSA is supposed to follow them too.

There were periods of my career where I did some travelling for the job. Often, if I was travelling alone, I spent the evening in my room with an enema bag. Over the years I used either a latex folding syringe or one of those plastic disposables because they pack easily. I never had TSA pull it out of my bag. I had a length of drapery cord with a loop tied into it about every six inches so I could hang the bag almost anywhere and get the right height. Occasionally I did not bring a bag along but a quick trip to a CVS or Walgreens fixed that for around $10. Cheap entertainment for an evening. Sometimes those cheap bags were not "keepers" so they ended up in the trash can when I checked out. I never openly displayed my bag by leaving it hang on the shower rod during the day where housekeeping would see it, but I was not afraid of what they would think finding it in the wastebasket after I had checked out.

Yep weve left our enema bag hanging on shower rod too

Some of you clowns worry about Piss Ants when the Elephants are stampeding ?

I've taken a folding bag on many plane trips, even from US to japan once! I've never had them show any interest in it. I used to have an orange silicone colon tube on it, too, and I know those are doped with iodine to show up on X-rays, so I know they could tell it was there. I suspect they see a LOT of these, as ostomy patients often use them. The closest I came once was when they saw something and asked to inspect the carry-on. After some fooling around, I pointed to the bag that had the enema stuff in it, thinking maybe they had seen my little jar of vaseline, and the TSA gus said emphatically "Oh, no, not that one!" and then fished out a too-large tube of toothpaste. I suspect he KNEW which bag had the colon tube and specifically did NOT want to dig through that one. I keep all my enema stuff in one of those grocery store plastic bags, and all my toiletries in another one.

I am, as I type, enjoying a bagful in the quiet sanctuary that is my hotel room for the weekend.

Anticipating I would have time to indulge, I packed a trusty red bag with its standard hose and vaginal douche tip in my case before hitting the road yesterday.

Imagine my delight to see a perfectly positioned towel hook on the wall of the bathroom...

I have never brought enema equipment on a vacation and have never been employed anywhere that required me to travel for work but I would like to bring my stuff with me to a nice hotel.

Hotel enemas can be fun. I enjoy leaving my bag out on the counter in the bathroom, usually it and the hose are neatly folded and left on the counter by the maid

We have made formal enema plans for a motel night along the way. The anticipation, packing it in, getting it out, butt rubs and glances are lots of fun, almost so that the watery event that gave rise to it all is virtually incidental, almost. My dear one gets no fun with them at home, but on the road, she gets excited about them and glides into the room like big fun comes now.

So let me tell an old episode.

My wife and I were on a road trip and I was being unpleasant, soon getting on my wife's nerves. I said I was tired and had a stomach ache.

She stopped at a drugstore, took an enema bag, some lubricant (unsure whether Vaseline and KY) and perhaps a rectal thermometer (it was a long time ago, I'm now unsure). When we were in front of the cashier she told me she'd give me my treatment as soon as we were at the hotel.

How embarrassing!

I have enjoyed a few enemas in hotel rooms found it really stimulating

Found that doing it knowing other could be close by in the next room is a really turn on

The biggest problem is how to hang the bag be the bed

Does any body have any solutions would love to here

Oh Yes! This is always so much fun! Exciting, anxious, erotic, arousing and so forth and more so! Just that good ol' that feeling of being naughty and no one will know but “US!” Let go rent a hotel room right now!!!!

It seems to really set the mood on why your there and no interruptions and raises the excitement when people see you rolling an IV pole into your room along with your big suitcase packed full of equipment.

Hi, Im in Florida work in the Orlando are. Send me an email lets connect.

I LOVE hotel enemas. Lots of clean towels, hot water, a bathtub and complete privacy. And someone on Zity suggested propping the ironing board next to the bed as a place to hang the bag. Not pretty but works every time.

I use to travel often with my old job. I always had to stop at a local drugstore to pick up a Rexall hot water bottle, douche and enema set along with a tube of KY. When I finally got to my room, I would always hang the bag hose and nozzle on the shower head. It stayed there the entire time I was there. Sometimes that could be for weeks. Took my enemas with the douche nozzle on my back in the tub. I was never lucky enough to find a partner to share but always enjoyed myself. When I was finally ready to leave, I would pull one of the drawers out and put the bag, hose and nozzles in the back of the cabinet. A present for someone down the road.

I travel all the time for my job and there are two items I always bring with me: Rectal thermometers and my enema bag/nozzle.

In Orlando now for work, loving a self care enema!

I spent a wonderful night at a major CA hotel back in the eighties. I can highly recommend hotel enemas for fun and pleasure.