Fun with Bananas and Glycerine

Bananas in the butt is very nice. I have done it multiple times without glycerin, and it works just fine.

Sometimes i make small gelatin-shots, put them in the refrigerator to make them set, and then start the banana-party with a "gelatin-suppository".

The gelatin will melt after a while, making sure there is plenty of lube for the bananas.

Sounds like fun. I think I will try this tonight. How much glycerin do you put in a banana for it to work well? or do you just coat the banana before inserting?

I tried the bananas in the butt once. I used the greenest ones I could find. They felt really good going in. When they were ready to come out, I just went and sat on the toilet. They came out just fine. The only problem I had was they plugged up the toilet. Took a while, but I finally got it unplugged.

You don't need to put a lot of glycerin into a banana to cause a strong effect. Glycerin is a powerful bowel stimulant. Consider:

A typical glycerin suppository has 2 or 3 ml of glycerin in it. They are roughly 50% glycerin and weigh about 5 - 6 grams typically.

The Asian "figs" are available in many sizes from 10 to 150 ml. They are 50% glycerin & 50% water typically. A single 20ml will make most any adult really poo.

In the early part of the 20th century, "Glycerin Syringes" were common. They typically held 15ml glycerin and guaranteed a prompt, thorough poo.

They apparently were favored by nannies in the UK to be sure their charges were regular because they brought rapid, complete results.

https://img.techpowerup.org/200815/glycerin-30.jpg

More recently, the Fleet Liquid Glycerin Suppositories have become popular. They have:

https://www.fleetlabs.com/constipation-relief-products/suppositories/fleet-liquid-glycerin-suppositories

They have 5 - 6 ml glycerine and WORK!

If I were preparing a banana for someone, I'd inject it with about 20 ml of pure glycerine, putting a ml or two in a number of places, well distributed over banana. That way, the glycerine will be spread around more, causing a widespread, powerful urge. I'd also be inclined to diaper them and go for a long walk. The internal massaging action of walking should promote release of the glycerin.

@Gmafoxy my complex has notoriously bad plumbing, I had major problems for a couple of years ,till an honest to god plumber came ,low flow water saving wasn't good ,they put in new handicapped toilet with air charge power flush in tank ,it scares the hell out of friends ,i could flish a small animal like hoouse cat,fround hog etc no question .

Unfortunately I don't get to use it ,function & vlwels changed so i am 100 percent diapers ,i bet my aide has fun trying to not flish a diaper when rinsing it .until they find away to grow watermelon sized bananas I am covered LOL.

I love bananas up my butt. I love the pressure 2 -3 of them puts on my prostate. Has anyone else tried breaking them up and inserting them and then taking an enema of choice? It's amazing to me when you feel the pieces work their way up your colon as you are filling up.

This subject sounds fascinating, my question is what kind of glycerin, and where can I get it?.

I'd love to give this a try.

Thanks

@Bob_Bit

Glycerin is glycerin. It's a byproduct of rendering fat to make soap. Kosher or organic or vegetable or other adjectives are poo. Do get USP though, not technical grade.

It's a liquid, sold at most pharmacies, but you may have to ask for it. It's often in the skin care section.

It's a colorless, crystal clear, viscous liquid. It dissolves in water in all proportions.

This is on my to do list this week! .. I tried the frozen grapes and wasn't too impressed. Hoping the bananas are more fun!

@Gmafoxy

I tried the bananas in the butt once. I used the greenest ones I could find. They felt really good going in. ....

I'd like to play right now. The toilet shouldn't be a problem.

Banana & Marshmallows :

The banana and marshmallow thing up your rump sound like so much fun I just don't see how you get it up there

Here's my experience with banana's:

What the fuck am I doing?

I was contemplating my life choices that led up to this point, frozen banana in hand, bare ass cheeks out in my bathroom.

Ever since I could remember, the idea of embarrassing bathroom accidents has always turned me on. The urge, the desperation climbing, trying to look calm and collected, while inside you’re screaming for release. Then the inevitable comes, your muscles submitting to fatigue, and you feel the warm forces deep in your body uncontrollably make way to exit your body. Then you’re left shivering and shaking in the evidence of your moment of weakness, overwhelmed and humiliated to have do something so degrading. What are you, just as weak as a helpless dumb infant? Just the thought, I could feel the heat building in my face, blood rushing to my crotch.

Maybe it’s the complete lack of control. Or the failure, perhaps. I’ve never failed anything in my life. Really. None of the goals that have been set for me, at least. Good grades? Got that. Good college? Going there. Good job prospects? It’s promising. Beautiful girlfriend? That one was a surprise, but my parents took it well. And I’ve never let anyone down! Perhaps to a fault; I’ve always been a bit of a people pleaser… But I love the gratitude! And the way people let me know I did a job well done… “good work like always”… “Thank you so much!”…”I couldn’t have done it without your help”… I could go on. It makes me so happy that any discomfort is worth it! I’m no stranger to the grind in my life, for grades or good reputation. If I can make other people feel better, then how I feel doesn’t matter as much in the grand scheme of things!

The cool breeze against my butt cheeks snapped me back to reality. And I was holding a frozen banana. I had read online during one of my inebriated nights in, indulging my freaky fetish in the safe privacy of my room, that you pretty easily slide bananas up your butt when cool to touch, and the filling feeling was amazing. Best of all, clean up was really easy, relatively speaking.

The thought of filling my ass, feeling a weight in my “dirtier” entrance, made my breath catch. My asshole puckered involuntarily, and I lifted my leg up on the sink to brace myself. Looking in the mirror, I caught sight of myself. My dark pinkish pussy lips spread out amidst my dark pubic hair, and my asshole winked back at me. My strong legs supported my wide hips. The faintest happy trail ran from my full bush to my belly button, on a little roll of tummy. My butt was on the smaller side, but curvy. I have a narrow torso and naturally small waist, with broad, strong shoulders that make my unassuming C cups look a little smaller. In the air conditioning, my small nipples firmed up atop my large, pink-brown areolas. As I bent over, my chest hung down gently. I ran my free hand over one of my nipples, remembering my girlfriend’s touch, wishing she was her to sweetly run her tongue across them, all to see me squirm. Warmth filled my crotch again, and I felt my folds start to get wet. I ran my hand down to feel it, and a little clear trail clung to my finger when I lifted it up to inspect.

Fuck it. I want my ass filled so bad.

I rubbed the sticky mess on my hand onto the banana and took a deep breath. Gently, I prodded my asshole with the curvy end of the banana. Breathing in, I clenched and released. As my asshole opened, I made my move and began to push in. It slid in fairly easily, gliding past the sensitive nerves on the rim of my anus.

Ooooh… fuck yes…

My mind cleared, and the only thought I could muster was enjoying the girth of the banana sliding into my ass.

I’m being entered… Nghh- fuck… it feels so good.

I kept my breathing slow and deep and pushed the banana all the way into myself, moans escaping my lips. The leftover cold from the freezer was slightly shocking, and I could feel the temperature exchange quickly warm up the banana. I looked at myself, pathetically panting in the mirror. Pushing my finger in, I pushed it far up as I could, and finally my asshole closed around it, swallowing it up. The feeling of something foreign in my ass felt so good. Wetness dripped from my pussy and stuck to the tops of my inner thighs. All I could think about was increasing the delicious full feeling in my ass. I took another one I had peeled and impatiently pushed at against my yearning asshole. Pleasure pulsed throughout my whole body as I felt this one enter, even easier than the first one. Savoring the thick girth as I pushed it in, I looked at myself in the mirror. My cheeks were totally flushed, and my tongue hung out of my mouth in bliss. Little flecks of banana mush surround my tight asshole. I gave my finger a finally thrust and felt the banana sit in my gut.

This warmth… feels so good…. The weight is pushing against my hole…

Dropping my leg back down onto the floor, I immediately clenched my ass. I could feel the ripe bananas turning into mush, warming up inside my body, felt so much heavier than I expected. My asshole pulsated, having to stay clenched as I felt the mush push down, trying to get out. If I dared relax it, the need to release was too much to bare.

Fuck me… this is the hottest thing I’ve ever done. I’m so fucking turned on.

I washed the banana off my hands and slid my fingers down to my vulva. My clit was swollen up, and buzzed at the touch. The entrance of my vagina was so slick with my own arousal, my fingers slid up and down, teasing myself. Then I felt my ass clench involuntarily again, and I plunged my fingers in. I was so wet, there was no resistance to three whole fingers. Curling over, I grabbed the sink edge for support, and began curling my fingers against my G-spot.

Oh god oh oh oHHH—Ngha… Haaa……haaAAAA!

Overwhelming pleasure flooded my body. Loud moans filled the bathroom as I mercilessly fingered myself, slow and steady. The load in my ass never got any less persistent. My stomach gurgled, and I could feel myself bloat a little. I already had a bit off a full bladder, and with the gas building up, my stomach bulged out. I leaned against the wall for support, and squeezed my stomach with my free hand, all the while still groaning with pleasure. As I kept fingering myself, I could feel my sphincter start to tire. Pulsing in time with my fingers, holding back the floodgates with my ass full, I came, shaking. In my climax, I felt my asshole relax, and desperately I bore down every muscle to fight it.

N-no! I can’t mess myself.

Wiping my forehead, I looked around at the mess of peels and pants around me.

Well. I guess I should clean up and go about my day.

I pulled up my underwear, tight little boxers with little cheeseburgers on them gripping my ass cheeks. I felt my bowels complain, gurgling still. Release would have to wait.

What’s the point if I don’t challenge myself?

Gonna be less sexy than previous reply

How i do : apply lube to anus

Insert 1 finger, play, make circles

Second finger, start spreading them to open my anus

Take dildo, remove fingers insert dildo, a few in and out

Quickly grab banana (not frozen), keep moving dildo, suddenly remove dildo and insert the whole banana in the gape

Done, anus is closing on banana. Now you can either enjoy the banana being inside, or smash it with the dildo, or poop it and re insert it again

First off, unless you area very limber and can turn yourself into a pretzel it's hard to do solo.

A banana or average sized marshmallow are roughly the same size as an average poo, so the passage needs to be fully relaxed for easy insertion. So, to make insertion easier it's good to start with a well lubed rectal dilator, working up from a size that you can easily insert to one about 1 ¼" at the largest part. That's about the size of the largest one in the standard 4 dilator Dr. Young's set. Insert the smallest, wait 10 minutes, then the next larger. After the largest has been in 10 minutes, insert the banana or marshmallows (up to 4 or 5).

Also, the lube you use is important. If you use a petroleum type, like Vaseline, the effects you desire will be inhibited. Bananas or marshmallows stimulate a strong urge to poo because they contain sugars, a lot of sugars, and after insertion the colonic bacteria have a party any their waste products are very irritating to your colon walls, just like an M&M enema, and you poo. You want to use a water based lube like K-Y or water.

After insertion, best effect is obtained if the person moves around. In a dom/sub situation nude housework, like vacuuming, is a fun option. Another option is a long walk with the recipient diapered in protective panties. The diaper will be needed.

If these suggestions are followed, the recipient can be expected to start getting strong cramps within 15 to 30 minutes and very likely have an uncontrollable, but not liquid, poo within an hour or so. Exercise speeds the results.

Have fun.

Disposing of ass Bananas :

I'm super interested in the whole banana stuffing thing, but I don’t know how I’m going to get rid of them. I’m in a single dorm on a college campus, and I don’t want to plug up the dorm plumbing. Any suggestions for discrete disposal?

Put them in a plastic bag or just flush a few at a time.

Put on disposable gloves, grab the expelled banana, break them into a few pieces, drop the pieces into he toilet, and flush. A banana is not really any bigger than your poo.

Just flush them. As @Sean said, no bigger than a bowel movement.

Oh duh! Thank you so much!

I just flush them…. never an issue compared to my normal damage..😁

Love stuffing my ass with bananas.

If you have a septic (or your college has a septic) then food down the drain is better avoided. You can put them in a bag with the peels, knot it off and trash it. In the unlikely event someone asks the peels are in there so you just say that they got smashed or something.

Most people seem to not be as inquisitive as we worry they are.

Your local zoo gorilla enclosure they don’t care it’s been in your ass . extra Flavor to them .

Best when on the green side and slightly frozen.

Are your bananas peeled? Banana peels are usually highly toxic due to heavy use of unregulated fungicides and insecticides in most countries they’re imported from. I hope you’re wrapping those rascals!

Safety isn’t always #3

I have always used a diaper when i play with bananas, this way when they decide they want out i just let them go and clean up later.

Alex I’ll take banana pudding for $1000 .

A used tush banana is pretty much mush. The longer it’s retained the mushier it is when expelled .

Good suggestion from everyone. But you have to be careful when flushing expelled bananas. If they are too firm, green, they can plug up the line. Not a good thing to have happen. Spoils the fun.

I'm not sure if I tried bananas it sounds like a good possibility I will just stick with a rectal thermometer and my dildo

I love bananas up my butt as a prelude to enemas. I haven’t been successful in getting very much enema in around the bananas so I usually add two or three suppositories and then expel the bananas before I start the enema play. I have found though that adding grapes and making a glycerin fruit salad feels pretty damn good.