Winter Wonderland, for Crosdressers

Sing to the tune of Winter Wonderland:

Winter Wonderland

“Lacy things, the wife is missin,’

Didn’t ask, for her permission.

I’m wearing her under clothes,

Her silky panty hose,

Walkin’ round in women’s underwear

Garter belt, nylon stockings.

Blue brassiere, lacy panties.

I’m happy tonight, but I must be a sight,

Walkin’ round in women’s underwear

In the store, there’s a teddy,

With little straps, like spaghetti.

It holds me so tight,

Like handcuffs at night

I’m walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin.

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

I’ll say ‘Whoa man! Let’s wait until our wives are out of town.”

Later on, if you wanna,

We can dress, like Madonna,

Put on some eye shade, sashay and parade,

Walkin’ round in women’s underwear

That is really well thought up and funny to.

It's good, but re-work this part to better fit the "bridge": - then it will be great! :

"In the store, there’s a teddy,

With little straps, like spaghetti.

It holds me so tight,

Like handcuffs at night

I’m walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin.

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

I’ll say ‘Whoa man! Let’s wait until our wives are out of town.”

It should scan as follows:

In the meadow we will build a snow-man

And pretend that he is Parson Brown.

He'll ask, "Are you married?"

We'll say, "No, Man,

But you can do the job when you're in town."

Later on, we'll conspi-re

As we sit

By the fi-re ...etc.

That is FANF*****GTASTIC!