To all my auscultation exam loving people, have you ever had an embarrassing auscultation experience which in hindsight was part of an unknown fetish and enjoyment?
This is mine-
I was about 13 at the time.
My mother took me to the doctor ( I had bronchitis)
I sat shirtless and braless on the exam table whilst the doctor auscultated my lungs for about 15 minutes.
The worst part which I'd never had before was, he made me say '99' over and over and over again.
I felt completely violated and embarrassed and my mother being there made it a thousand times worse.
I kept thinking 'why is this taking so long' and 'I feel like a complete loser saying 99 over and over'
I know now why it was done, but at the time it really scared me off going to the doctors.
Unfortunately, I was a child who had repetitive bronchitis and tonsillitis, so that was not the end of the '99's for me.
Now I sometimes throw in the '99's just for fun 😉