Question for the guys. Who else here sits down to pee?

Maybe you should get a new brother in law! 😄 😄 😄

Or stock the fridge with terrible beer ?

Go to a surgical/convalescent supply store and you can get toilet seat risers in various heights.

They are NOT expensive.

We have one - but I can't attache the bidet toilet seat to it. My wife would fall off the toilet if she leaned to one side to wipe so she needs the bidet. I may look for a 19 inch toilet and replace it in a couple of years as I get older and my body starts falling apart -more than it already has!

@SwitchableSusie: whether is toilets or a good rum; your advice is much appreciated!

We have one - but I can't attache the bidet toilet seat to it. My wife would fall off the toilet if she leaned to one side to wipe so she needs the bidet. I may look for a 19 inch toilet and replace it in a couple of years as I get older and my body starts falling apart -p more than kit already has!

Why not?

Maybe you just need a creative plumber/handyman to do it.

If a riser will stay on a toilet and a bidet seat can be attached to a toilet why can't a bidet seat be screwed onto a riser?

It seems like some creativity and imagination will go a long way here.

Why not?

Maybe you just need a creative plumber/handyman to do it.

If a riser will stay on a toilet and a bidet seat can be attached to a toilet why can't a bidet seat be screwed onto a riser?

It seems like some creativity and imagination will go a long way here.

I'll get back to you on that. I may have to hone my creative skills! I'll also try a medical supply place like you mentioned.

If I pee at night then sitting down as often half asleep. Daytimes standing. Mind you if peeing naked using a urinal, I notice the splashback which would, if dressed, end up on my trousers!

15 years ago I would have asserted there is no such thing as terrible beer. Now, with all the great craft beers - I would agree with you!

I guess I quit drinking too soon.

This must have been 40 -50 years ago on a long holiday weekend. My racing partner and me had drunk up all the Bud and Pabst available in our little country store. When we got back from clamming and picking oysters off the rocks at low tide to eat on the spot we found all they had was some brand whose name is lost to memory but the tag line was "brewed in NH for NH's tastes" so we bought it. They must have gone out of business soon after because they certainly missed the mark with that tag line. It tasted more like what I think swamp water must. Even the water inside the raw oysters tasted better. As sloshed as we were we couldn't drink it. It certainly fit the definition of terrible beer.

News article about “Actual house rules from the Airbnb.” The toilet rules:

“The purpose of the toilet brush is to remove any signs of your passenger, of whatever color, from inside the toilet (above and below the water line), from the toilet rim, and from the underside of the toilet seat. The use of the toilet brush is not optional. Please make sure you do not leave any traces of your passage,” the rules read, before asking men to sit down for both “number one and for number two.”

@andy-c said

If I pee at night then sitting down as often half asleep. Daytimes standing. Mind you if peeing naked using a urinal, I notice the splashback which would, if dressed, end up on my trousers!

A short study in fluid dynamics will help you out:

At a urinal, aim your stream obliquely at the urinal. DO NOT aim your stream squarely at or perpendicular to the urinal surface. That is sure to make it splash. If you aim it at an angle to the surface the fluid will flow over it smoothly and not splash on yourself or your pants.

Well as I am disabled I never get up to get down. I am either in bed or safely strapped into wheelchair for the day. Being incontinent, I am fully diapered all the time without regard for posture. I wear a 10 point paded safety harness, so it's virtually impossible to be thrown or dumped out of the chair.

If I'm indoors at home or friends I sit down, just plain easy and no worries about making a mess, especially if I've been drinking.

I always sit to pee, unless it’s just not possible when using public toilets. It’s more relaxing and cleaner. One of my pet hates is the mess men make when peeing standing up and splashing everywhere. It’s pathetic and just not a good look!

Stumbling to the bathroom in the wee hours of the night, not wanting to turn on a light, and not to mention at times fighting an erection there's no better way to pee than to sit on the toilet!! I prefer that method anytime you don't want to take a chance of making a mess. During the day or public toilets?? I have no desire to go sit if I have the opportunity to let it all hang out!!

We have an en suite (a room off of our bedroom), so I often sit down to have a pee during the night time when my partner is sleeping, so as not to wake him up. I don't flush it either. By sitting down, one makes less noise and is more respectful of one's partner. Whoever is first to use it in the morning, flushes it after use.

@southeastpete said

We have an en suite (a room off of our bedroom), so I often sit down to have a pee during the night time when my partner is sleeping, so as not to wake him up. I don't flush it either. By sitting down, one makes less noise and is more respectful of one's partner. Whoever is first to use it in the morning, flushes it after use.

That's how it is to YOU.

Many people would consider it disrespectful NOT to flush the toilet

Post prostate "op", in the recovery suite and the question was asked by one of the other guys to the nurse whether it was better to pee standing up or sitting down. Her unequivocal response was "you should sit down". And that is the way it is. Always flush too, with the toilet lid down, sanitise and spray with air freshener. Urine smells even more horrible than poo. My lady, fortunately, takes toilet hygiene as seriously as I do.

I have no choice. My Wife keeps me locked up in a chastity cage. So yes i sit to pee.

I find that I don't get near enough flow sitting down. I asked the urologist about that and he just shrugged it off.

I do it for hygiene and consideration for others (unless there are urinals). Peeing standing into a toilet spreads urine around.

I don't sit to pee, unless I am dead tired, and in that case I call it a "lazy pee". I also never use the wall urinals as I always use some toilet paper to wipe after taking a pee and this is not possible at those urinals, so I always go to the stalls

Most of the time, unless the toilets are dirty. I find I relax more and empty bladder better.

I sit down when I’m at home. I stand at a urinal in public restrooms.

My husband sits to pee because of a botched circumcision.

My wife insiated that I sit down , so the toilet seat is never raised. But I didn't have to learn this ftom her, I always sat to pee. Now I'm in a cb 6000s chastity device, and have to sit, there is no other way to do it without making a mess.

I sometimes do..... kill 2 birds with one stone

Most of the time I pee sitting down at home. Public restrooms I stand if all that I need to do is pee.

I find I relax more and empty bladder better, too sit down when I’m at home. I stand at a urinal in public restrooms

Pee on the lemon tree in the garden...

I always sit down to pee. Sole exception is at a public washroom that is not too clean and then I use a urinal.

It was a big part of my feminine training.

Ones i was caged i really had no choice. But it was a mandatory thing that started my feminizing. Pee like a girl from now on.

Mentally it was very difficult.