Ivory soap hell

I've just done my first soap enema ever.

Half an ivory soap bar grated and dissolved into two litres of water.

I can safely say I've never wanted anything to come out of me more than this.

I used my double balloon nozzle and managed to get the full two litres in without problems. Two minutes later and not even the balloons can hold back the cramps I'm suffering.

Managed to expel most of it now but it was a horrendous experience getting it out.

I'm going to do a couple of salt rinses in a bit.

You know what though. I will probably do this all again soon!

Sorry for the "I told you so" BUT

I have always said start with low concentrations of whatever you put in your enema solution and always try it on yourself before you do it to anyone else.

Now you know why.

Hey Dude, WAY TOO MUCH soap!! Sounds like my one time experiment with 50-50 vinegar/water; bleeding and diarrhea for a week.

Fill a pitcher with warm water and swish a bar of Ivory inside it until the water is milky. Then take the bar out, fill your bag with the solution and administer

I will probably do this all again soon!

A lesson well learned!

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KNOW THY LIMITS !!

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Good find, one-eyes.

As with everything else, use your brain.

Egad! I've used Ivory Soap but at most, 2 tablespoons of a grated bar dissolved in 2 quarts of warm water. Personally, I don't know how you were able to get it all in. I use 2 tablespoons of Dr. Bonner's which is a lot milder than Ivory and even that can give me heavy cramps sometimes. Half a bar of Ivory in an enema, OMG, I can't even imagine it. 😧

Feeling pretty stupid now. Thanks for all the advice guys. I think I'll be a bit more cautious next time I try something new.

Had a couple of salt rinses now and managed a reasonable night's sleep.

LOL this remind me of my EX BF.. forget grating the soap! he'd actually insert the ENTIRE BAR of ivory soap up his ass, then give himself and enema. guy was a real masochist. I can't believe he hasn't wound up in surgery YET, but has in the ER where they laugh at him. But even grating half a bar isn't as bad as what he does! at least you don't get the embarressment of an ER trip for a stuck bar!

I did something similar with epsom salts with lavender oil. took it in ok, but when expelling, my butt felt like it was going to throw up. did not even know this was a possibility.

I use Epsom salt and soapsuds in the same enema for the first round, and the strongest solution of soapsuds I can for each round after that.

I typically get to a clear return in a total of 3-4 enemas.