Biggest thing you've had in your rectum?

My biggest diameter to date has been 1.75"; anything wider and I'll have to do some serious training. The longest I've had was 14" of an 18' double-ended flesh dong dildo and it felt amazing once the canal had been thoroughly cleaned out with a relaxing enema series.

The ex-girlfriend's strap-on.

The biggest thing I've had in my butt was dry hard poop. I suspect it was about three inches in diameter.

Oh did it hurt. I later declared that it felt like I'd passed a football and I knew which way the laces were facing.

Yes, I have stopped up the toilet a few times, and had to call a plumber a couple times.

So far a about 8 or 9 inches of a cucumber 6.25 inches in circumfrence. It wasn't difficult, looking to get something wider next time.

Biggest thing in width was fairly fresh bar soap forced up my butt

For fixed sized objects, I think the handle end of a D-cell Maglight. I also have a home made inflatable that can inflate to the size of a softball.

A dildo about the size of my penis.

The biggest thing I have had in my rectum was the huge shit I had after 4 days constipated on honeymoon! We were on a boat near the shore and I felt a strong urge to go to the toilet. I needed to shit so badly and my bum felt so heavy I could not walk properly. But there was no toilet on the boat so I had to take my bikini pants off and squat on the edge and hang my bum over the side. It took ages to push this long, thick, dry shit out. A group of men on another boat saw the massive log sticking out of my bum and I think I shocked them! I shocked my husband too when he saw how big the shit was. hahaha

The biggest thing I have had in my rectum was the huge shit I had after 4 days constipated on honeymoon!

Trust you to bring that up. It's a good thing you didn't produce it in a toilet! I imagine some of those guys still can't believe what they saw. I'm used to seeing what you do at home, but the torpedo you launched off the starboard bow of that boat was huge even by your standards! 😁

Truthfully, the largest 'thing' I've had inside me was another man's penis.

This was about five or six years ago - he was a tall, handsome, 20-something red-headed guy I'd met in a club and he came back to my place. We were making out and I could feel through his jeans that his penis was big, but when he dropped his boxers, I wasn't prepared for how large it was - probably at least 10 inches long and very, very thick. It's the largest penis I've seen - almost freakish.

I was a little trepidatious, but he insisted he was a 100% top and wanted to penetrate me. Luckily, I had some extra large condoms on hand (from a previous experience with a 'big guy'), but even unrolling one of those onto his huge erection was tricky and tight. I lay on my back (in hindsight, this might not have been the best position) and applied a lot of lube, trying to get it right inside me, while he lubed up his penis.

He lifted my knees up to my chest and I asked him to take it slow - I held the tip of his penis against my anus for ages, just allowing it to dilate around his glans. Once he was inside me, though, he was keen to thrust deeply, and it was a little uncomfortable. I let him go on for about 10 minutes, before I asked if we could stop, then he straddled me while I masturbated him and he came on my chest. Touching him and watching his big cock ejaculate turned out to be much more enjoyable - I guess I discovered my 'limit' in terms of being a passive partner.

I took his number, but didn't see him again. I often think about that enormous penis, but I don't honestly think I would want something like that inside me on anything like a regular basis.

A glass phallus that was inserted about 8 or 9 inches of its length and about 2 inches in diameter. It was rigid and cold and even as drunk as I was it hurt like hell. I was sore for a couple of weeks after. I've limited myself to erect penises since. Much more pleasant.

My FWB arm. She fists me to her wrist often but there have been several times when her goal was elbow deep or more. This always puts me in continual full body orgasm state for as long as she works it.

The biggest I have had, and one that I frequently enjoy , is a decent sized eggplant. One that is three inches in diameter works nicely. It leaves me very stretched out!

A 750cc double balloon nozzle.

Be careful with cucumbers real or otherwise. The last rectal foreign body cucumber I saw had to go to surgery, have general anesthesia and have it picked out bite by bite over two hours! And vibrators are a whole art in themselves.

Um that's easy, Doc's penis.

Mashie

Mashie - Lucky Doc. 😃

DrZ, or I could say, visa versa lol. I won't lie, I happen to love his penis back there, more so than any good girl should ever admit to hehehe.

Mashie

Yeah I think we get the best end of the deal Mashie. :-)

DrZ, or I could say, visa versa lol. I won't lie, I happen to love his penis back there, more so than any good girl should ever admit to hehehe.

Mashie

There's nothing wrong with that. Good for you. 😃

A soda can. A normal can is 2.5" wide. I had to really work to get it in, and after I got it in, I pushed it out for fear of it getting lost. I think I was about 17 when I did that, haven't been able to do it since.

A large Tantus Severin is the largest toy I've managed. It's 2.35" around and a little over 5" insertable; if I'm out of practice it takes some slow work to get dilated enough. Still working on my SO's wonderful gloved fist.

Not really into this, but curious what it was like that my wife takes vaginally.

So one day when she was at work, took her 8" x 6" x 2" dildo, put a condom on it and placed it on edge of tub. It hurt a bit but took it all.

Then one other time a thinner 8" x 5" x 1.5" much easier to take.

That was it.

My biggest adventure would be with the doc Johnson Ream and scream. or maybe with a very large squash from the garden.

Many years ago, I was working so hard to stretch my anus. I worked and worked and finally the biggest I could get was a 16 ounce Pepsi bottle. Only did it a couple of times and figured that was enough, afraid that I was going to permanently injure myself. I still love to insert things but not to that extreme.

A 3" diameter TPR dildo, an equally large eggplant.

1. 15 inches of the 'Python' double dong:

https://www.extremerestraints.com/the-python-xl-double-dong.html

2. My wife's fist and a good bit of her forearm.

3. The 2.9" diameter Doc Johnson American Bombshell--Shell Shock:

https://www.docjohnson.com/american-bombshell-shellshock-small-gunmetal.html

I'm not sure whether #2 or #3 had the greater cross sectional area.

#1 definitely had the highest total volume.

My largest dildo is 13.5" insertable with a 2.5" diameter. I have bottomed out on it 1 time. I can easily get 11" in me and with a small bit of patience and perseverance, I can get 12" - 12.5" in me. Normally when using it to fuck my butt I go from (estimates only) 8" to 10" and repeat often. I do have another dildo that is 9.5" x 2.75". I also have it up my butt regularly. While I do fuck myself with it, I really like to simply insert it and lay in the tub as it gives me a good stretch. When doing that I suspect there is only 3" or so actually inside.

Anoldguy, that 9.5" x 2.75" dildo must feel great! I know from experience.

I have one very close to this size that I use in the tub too! It has four rounded bumps along its length, with the largest bump having a 2.75" diameter. With a bit of wood and a few screws I turned my big dildo into an awesome bathtub fucking machine. The rig I built consists of about two feet of wooden dowel with a small round piece of wood screwed into one end, and a bathtub width of 1x6 pine board screwed in perpendicularly to the other end of the wooden dowel. It looks like a 'T'. I can quickly secure any plug or dildo with a flared base to the small round piece of wood with a long strip of bicycle tube rubber.

When I put this rig on the floor and stand on the 1x6 board, the dildo is held stationary with its upward pointing head just below my butt. I can do hundreds of knee bends to fuck myself, but this is a lot of work. This rig was made for the bathtub.

To prepare for bathtub play, I first use a generous amount of olive oil to thickly coat all the moving parts: my back, my butt, my anus, and my rectum, which gets a big squirt of oil. The dildo must be thickly coated in oil too. To make things totally slippery I also pour olive oil all over the bottom of the tub. I carefully get into the tub on my back, and then slide all over the tub on my back and butt to get the oil coating everything. I'm soon bouncing off the walls of the tub like a hockey puck. I then grab the little fucking-machine rig and set its 1x 6 board horizontally oriented along the bottom of the front wall of the tub. I place one foot on either end of the board to press it into the tub and lock it in place. With my legs straight and slightly spread, the head of the dildo is held virtually stationary between my legs within inches of my anus. The dildo can only move a little vertically.

Next, I gently push my body forward with one hand on the back of the tub as my other hand guides the dildo's head into my anus. Then I use both hands to slowly push off the back of the tub to drive my butt forward until my anus slides down the whole 9.5 inches of dildo and bottoms out. For the last two or three inches of dildo I have to push off very gently and slowly to let the head of the dildo gradually open up my inner sphincter and slightly penetrate into my sigmoid colon. This is intensely pleasurable, as you must know. When the stationary dildo is completely inside me, my knees are bent, my feet remain over the 1x6 board at the front of the tub, and my hands remain on the back of the tub.

The fun really begins when I start alternately pushing off the back of the tub with my hands and pushing off the front of the tub with my feet. My back and butt effortlessly slide up and down the tub, and the dildo doesn't move. When I push back with my feet, my butt slides back in the tub, and my anus pulls most of the way off of the dildo. When I push off with my hands, my butt slides forward, and my anus slides all the way down the 9.5" of dildo and hits its base. My hands never touch the dildo. It takes surprisingly little effort to slide my butt very rapidly up and down the dildo. The pleasure is insanely intense. I always fuck myself faster and faster into a frenzy. I've come very close to a pure anal orgasm, but I've never been able to resist taking one hand off the back of the tub to grab my cock. That always triggers a big gusher in a matter of seconds.

SallyXX, I bet you'd love my little device. We could try different dildos on it until we get just the right one for you.

AnoldGuy, your 13.5" x 2.5" dildo sounds like a blast too. I bet if feels a lot like my Python double dong, which has two 2.8" diameter heads joined by a 2.5" diameter shaft about two feet long. I've gotten about 14" of it into me. Having something that thick go that deep inside is an amazing feeling. I never fail to cum.

Since I can take half this huge double dong, the thought occurs to me that it would really be fun to slap butts with a partner who can take all of the other half! That would even be fun with one of those little 18" x 1" double dongs.