Darning egg up ass.

I guess most of us enema fans like to stick different things up our ass. As a youth, I found a 'darning egg' in my mother's sewing kit. This was a wooden device shaped like a large egg with a handle on one end of the egg. Well. this looked interesting. When Mom was out, I took the thing and pushed it into my cunny which was already very wet. Then I took the egg and started it into my anus, but it was too big. I kept trying and found using some Vaseline, the thing slowly went into my ass. What a feeling. Then I masturbated. I used this method to pleasure myself for years.

Hi Matilda

You are a creative woman in being able to insert a darning egg inside your anus. You must have found it very pleasurable.

Enjoy

Michael

My boy has found some vintage medical tools that look alot like a darning egg, just with longer, thinner handles. There are I believe 4 of them of varing sizes. They seem to pleasure him quite well too. But the darning egg could be left just laying around and no one would know.

Ahh a darning egg in Dear Mom's sewing basket...first in her cunny...then in her rear with the help of vaseline...Wonder if dear Mom ever wondered why that egg looked and smelled so strange the next time she went to the basket to use it. And I'm sure her young one used it up the shute a number of times till the Mom went to use it for its intended purpose??? 😁

MityThor.

After using the darning egg for my pleasure, I used to wash the darning egg with lots of soap and water, smelling it after each wash to see if is smelled of any shit! Matilda

Matilda

Your still lucky your mom did not got to use it shortly after you washed it before it dryed thoughly...and wood does take a little time to dry...LOL...I'll admit I have done

some risky things in my young days too...

MT

Matilda thank you for sharing. I think some maybe dont understand or appreciate how it is to share things we did in our youth. I know at a young age i found different objects to insert in mu anus. I think my love for enemas may have started when mom would give me fleet enemas before school and when she left the bathroom and I hopped up on the potty i would masturbate. I think found an interest in my anus. I started trying different things up there like smooth objects such as markers, brush handles, anything I could find. Again thank you for sharing. Jon

Wow this is an interesting and arousing post. I just googled darning egg and found lots of pictures on ebay. http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=darning+egg although there are just a few post on this, I can only imagine that back in the day this was used frequently for masturbation. Matilda, Can you post a link off of ebay showing us what your darning egg looked like. I masturbated thinking of you masturbating with one of these.

I'm not familiar with this device but sounds like fun to me

My personal fav household insertable was the handle end of a nail brush we used to have, it was round and wide at the end and narrow near the other end, just like your average butt plug. Just like your I used to wash them up real good before and after. I can't believe I just disclosed that. 😃

I think many of us have tried various things around the house that would raise some eyebrows if they knew what we did with it! 😁

My favorite was a smooth, crystal bottle stopper. The size and style was right, and it was weighty, which gave a different feel. Cleaned up nicely with soap and hot water too. The decanter with that stopper sat in our formal dining room. Dinner guests never knew...teehee.

Arianna

Offhand, I recall a favorite plastic hairbrush, Sharpie-like magic markers, and a seldom used broom handle!! Smooth and bulbous were preferred criteria but it is amazing what can be coaxed to slide in with the help of a good dab of vaseline. I still find things around the house that I just have to give a try.

On a slightly different vein, in my late teens I fashioned a large black plastic electric fence insulator into a 3/4 inch diameter enema nozzle. Required some diligence with a drill and grinding wheel but the many erotic enema sessions that resulted were well worth the effort. I sure wish I would have saved that - would be a great conversation piece now - leave it laying on the coffee table to see if guests could figure out it's use 😃

Many hairbrush handles and kitchen utensils have been used for my self pleasure once upon a time...

Arianna's post reminded me of a very similar situation. My Mother had a beautiful blue and clear crystal decanter which used to sit on the fire place mantle in our formal living room. It was about a 2 quart size and it had the most nicely shaped stopper and it was a nice hefty size too. It too was used for other than its intended purpose. Over the years it somehow was damaged in the plug area but still has the erotic shaped handle intact. The ironic thing is, I have this very decanter in my possession as it was passed on to me from my Mother's estate. Who would have known???

My Grammy had a wooden darning egg in her sewing kit.(see "darning egg" on GOOGLE). After she passed away I got the sewing kit and started playing with the egg. Hmmm...!!! I wonder if I could get it up my hiney. I tied a string around the handle and lubricated the egg and my tushy. After a few tries it slid up into my rectum. It felt wonderful and I felt the urge to masturbate. After three orgasms the string was handy in pulling the egg from my asshole. Thanks Grammy.

Looks quite nice. If only the family knew eh lol

It's gonna makes your socks have a different smell when granny goes to repair them with the egg!

Make sure there aren't any pins hiding in there!

Took me 20 years to get my darning egg. I'll be danged if I'll loose it up my sub's bum. He'll just have to enjoy his bananas.

Glad you enjoyed though.

I am thinking splinters could be a problem. I have tried a vibrating egg, slip it in a condom to keep it clean and be able to get it back out. Makes a nice prostate massager while jerking or having sex. I love it.

Most darning eggs I have seen are nice and smooth. Check for any rough or troublesome areas. Then put it in a condom or two to make sure it is easier to clean.

The remote controlled dancing/vibrating egg up against the prostate is outstainding. As stated before, drop it in a condom before inserting and it is easy to remove and stays clean.

Sounds rather like an apocryphal story. Better check Snopes on that one. lol

If it really did happen, would that be like "Egg Beaters"?

Seconded on wood eggs- they were kept waxed= low to zero chance of splinters BUT- the glued handle came off on the one filched from mom's sewing stuff. Birthing it was an erotic scary with a drop of blood from the sharp edge. I'd worried about staining the wood but it wiped off.

I did not think about splinters; my almost twelve little penis jumped at the thought sitting dolwn on it. The handle could be pulled out. I took it out of a box of junk in the garage and down to my play fort in the woods along with an old jar of vaseline. I straddled a dead smooth log and had to stand on my tiptoes to get it positioned. After several attempts over the next week, it went in more and more before I squirted my cum. Rectal heaven when it finally went in.

Remember doing that as well! Also found a long neck wine bottle to feel good as well as other household items like hair brush handles! Had to wash thoroughly when done!

I replace the darning egg by a fake chicken egg, the size and shape are perfect, the feeling when it move in is ..... , oh yes it is so good. be carefull your anus must be supple enough to slide out ! ! ! under arousal, sitting on it, yes it slide in with no pain, but after cooling down ejaculating and recovering, the anus will have recover his closed opening, but now the egg have to be expulsed, without arousal ... be prepared before ! ! !

More safe because the rope there are Kegel eggs ► https://www.google.com/search?q=kegel+egg&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj__f6gnrzgAhUGKVAKHVlTDNsQsAR6BAgDEAE&biw=1280&bih=927 ◄

The most efficient lube for a fake chicken egg is not the same as one of this kegels eggs from the link here above. Stone and plastic needs different lubes.

I use dental floss to replace the 'rope' that came with my Yoni Eggs. I have a set for my vagina and a set for my rectum and the use of dental floss makes sure that I don't have anything lingering from the prior times.

I would always be wary of using anything wood as an insertable sex toy. Obviously splinters if its not perfectly smooth, but it is STILL porous not matter how smooth is it. So it will absorb lube and ‘stuff’ and cannot be cleaned properly. It its coated in some kind of finish, I’m not sure those are really safe to be inside you either.

I bought a stainless steel egg a while ago and its a fun toy, although it takes a bit to get it inside. It has a hole drilled through for a retrieval string to be attached. And it is HEAVY!! You definitely feel that it is inside you. Since it can be sterilized it can also by used vaginally. Sometime I need to insert it into a woman and then have intercourse in the other hole! Should feel interesting for both of us!