Items that look & feels like "sex toys"

I remember in my teens anally inserting the neck of a bottle of Brut splash on lotion. When the ad said "splash it on all over" I don't think they meant there!

I’m in the process of making a fleshlight type thing. I got the idea from something I saw on twitter! It’s an empty fabric scent booster bottle (wide neck) with a condom stretched over the hole at the top. The one on twitter soaked a cloth in warm water left it dripping with warm water and pushed it around the inside of the bottle around the sides! Then push an unfurled condom inside to the bottle to the bottom inside the warm cloth. Then lube up the condom and fuck it!! It’s warm and wet and should be tight if the cloth fits right! I’m gonna try it with a stinky twist by lining the inside of the bottle with old stinky panties and pissing into them for the warm wet tight bit! The condom can be changed as often or left to be swimming in cum as you please! So left as long as possible and as smelly as possible for me!

Screwdriver handles. just have a look at the variety of shape and size. You'll never look at an electricians toolbelt the same way again , I promise

Banana, Carrot, Cucumber

Bubble wand

Cigar tubes

Various and sundry assorted handles

Some plastic bottles

D-cell Maglite

English cucumbers and other assorted veggies

Homebrew toys as shown here . . .

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And last (for now), but certainly not least. There used to be a plastic bottle made that somewhat resembled the Space Needle in Seattle. Three-quarter inch or so capped opening at the top, then a very short taper to about 2.25" diameter, short taper back down to 1.25" maybe and then a slow taper to about 3.5" at the bottom. These bottles were used for rubbing alcohol and mineral oil. I had one of those years back -- it got lost in a move. Real challenge to get in, but a hell of a thrill when it got there. Sure wish I could find another one.

I just found a pic of a glass version of the alky bottle I mentioned above. The plastic one I had tapered in a bit smaller after the initial bulge, but that image is the basic idea. I added it to my album referenced above for those interested.