Masturbating in Hospital

Real hospital stays are never pleasant, but we must sometimes go for mild illnesses or accidents, and if you stay several days, you can have sexual needs.

How to proceed? Masturbation? If you are not alone in the room?

There's always the restroom.

I've had numerous hospitalizations and never once felt the need to masturbate.

Fortunately I was only once at the hospital for 3 nights. I was anxious the first day, but much quieter on the third night, and I felt the need to masturbate (professional deformation of a future moderator on zity).

I was alone in the room and I stayed in the bed. Only concern was that a nurse could arrive unannounced with a suppository...

Many years ago I was on bed rest in a hospital for several weeks due to a back problem. My wife would come in and ride me on occasion. Just wait until the nurse leaves from one visit, and she won't likely be back soon...

Was in Hospital three days for knee surgery from softball, I was 28. A Nurse Practitioner female in her early 30s gave me the Hospital Admissions Physical in my room. She was very through and got to see everything. She had long red nails and during my hernia/testicular exam she held my penis up between her long red nails in her thumb and forefinger, I sure got erect as she smiled and told me to roll over. She then peered into my anus and slid gloved finger deep into my prostate. After she left the room I went in the lavatory and masturbated to the Physical.

I don't care how attractive, any medical professional trying to touch me with claws is sent away from me forth with. No exceptions. There is no way to sanitize hands with long nails.

Never felt the urge in the hospital.

This happened to my cousin and I was there to witness it. her boyfriend have broken his leg at work. they took him to the emergency room. he was done and ready to go,but they told us there was going to be a shift change and it was going to take about an hour for Dr to come and see him. I go to the car for i dont know what.when i come face to face with his doctor by the hallway and the door. he asked me are you coming in? I smile and said yes. he opens the door, and we walk in to see my cussin riding her boyfriend in the hospital bed. we walk out, a very awkward moment. he stared at me and smiled and said. Do they always do that everywhere they go. so I responded, pretty much... he asked me if I want to go back in there and I say no I'll just stay out here. on our way back home I asked my cousin if the doctor has said anything to them. she said yes that we couldn't be doing those things in the hospital and he smiled... in my opinion I guess he was glad he walked in them I know I was. see in my cousin writing her boyfriend with a broken leg in a hospital bed priceless...

I have a GG story. Yes...I will admit to feeling a bit frisky in the hospital. I recently had to stay in the hospital for a few days because i had a bad case of Norovirus. I was dehydrated and just felt overall crappy (no pun intended). After a few days of bed rest and fluids I was starting to feel a lot better. Over the last night I stayed in hospital, the hornies got the best of me. I was in a hospital gown. The nurses were going to let me sleep and the lights were turned down low. I whipped up a quick fantasy about my Dr. Dreamy and pretended it was his fingers that were making me feel better 😃

Two years ago I was placed in the hospital, in the Critical Care ward, due to having blood clots or which one got into the lungs.. I hadn't taken a crap, in several days, and I could feel it backing up inside of me. late in the afternoon of the 3rd day, I could feel the poop moving down. I called the nurse and had her bring me the bedpan, which I did not want to use, but had no choice as I was bedfast. I just got my bottom placed on the pan, and out it came. I couldn't hold it in any longer. When I was done. I called her back into the room fro clean up time. She sprayed some liquid on my bottom and wiped me clean. It took several ;sprayuings to get me clean back there, but she did get the job done. by the time she had finished cleaning me up, I had a strong erection, which the nurse took note of, and told me that she was leaving the room so I could finish the job. I did masturbate with good thoughts in my mind about what had just happened, and did have a very good ejaculation that afternoon.

Yup... guilty. I was in the hospital once for just under two weeks. For over a week and a half I felt terrible and being horny was the farthest thing from my mind. ...Then I started feeling better. It was late at night and I wasn't expecting anyone to come in for awhile (although in a hospital, you just never know when a nurse will come in for something). I went to the bathroom and rubbed one out sitting on the toilet. As I recall, it didn't take too long...

Its kind of nice that when I am in a real medical situation it doesn't arouse me as much. I guess I am just more more of a fantasy type of person.

When I was 16 I broke a leg skiing and before getting a plaster I had to have my leg "tractioned" to reposition the broken bone. I was in bed on my back with my leg on a sort of scaffold and a weight hanging from the ankle that would slowly pull my bone in the correct alignment. This lasted about a week.

Obviously I could not move from my bed and had to satisfy all my corporal needs in bed. While peeing was not a big problem, the idea of using a pan was somewhat difficult. So after a couple of days the nurse, a lady of about 40, gave me a glycerin suppository to speed up the matter. She inserted it herself and this gave me the idea that my stay wouldn't be after all that awful. After I finally relieved myself in the pan she had to clean me up, since the scaffold holding my leg was limiting any movement. She raised my other leg and cleaned me with a large bunch of cotton. Then she used some imbibed tissues to finish the cleaning. At this point, since she was doing it touching my testicles with the back of her hand I began to get ann erection. She didn't seem at all concerned and passed to clean my testicles and sex with some other tissues. I was fully erect at this point and somewhat panting. She was doing a very professional job polishing my shaft, pulling my foreskin back and cleaning my exposed glans. Her hands were moving possibly a little more than they should have for a simple cleaning and I reached the no-return point rather quickly. Since her left hand held my penis while the other was frictioning it with the towel she must have felt the pre-coming contractions, and she moved her hand up and down a couple of times till I started spurting all over my tummy. She was very gentle in accompanying my pleasure with slowing down movements and then wiped me clean.

I was obviously in heavens, and was even more when this routine was repeated every following day. The evening of my last day (the following morning I would get a plaster and be sent home) she did it sitting on my bed . She placed herself in a way that allowed me to see she was wearing no panties : I had a view of her hair and, when her "cleaning" activity progressed she opened a leg and I could see her sex ....I came at once....

I haven't been in the hospital over night but when I was a kid in school I remember watching a film in class. When the lights was turned off and the film started the fellow in the seat next to me took out his penis and started masturbating. I made like I didn't see him but I must have had good peripheral vision. I wonder if anyone else noticed.

I can masturbate lying next to someone and they'll never know.

Joanne, that is an interesting, even provocative, comment! Would you mind sharing a bit about your technique?

Usually if u are in a hospital u are very sick and that is the last thing on your mind

for minor things it is all outpatient now.

I was in hospital and was treated with all kinds of antibiotics.

The needles were placed permanently on my arm(s). Showering is not so easy covered and wrapped in with plastic to keep you sterile. On a Sunday morning I went to the bathroom and managed myself out of my clothes. The shower had a massage head and with the high pressure of the water it pulsated very well. I let the beam run over my body and my genitals. The effect was not to ignore. An extreme stiff penis was born. It felt so good that I started to masturbate under the running shower. I was occupied for approximately 2 minutes when I heard a voice of my preferred nurse. She asked: “Shall I come in to help”.

I said: “No problem”. Stupid answer, because I meant, there is no problem with me and she thought there is no problem to go in.

She was stepping in without further warning. My penis looking just in her direction. I stood there as stiff as my dick. A split second she held her step but after that hesitation she came to me covered with a lovely smile. She must felt a bit tensed, because I could see her nipples getting hard. They were pointing to me through her thin white dress. She toke my swollen cock with one hand put the other on my hip. Pushed my body half way round and said: “Do you the front? Then I will take the back”.

Her hands started to put soap on my skin of my back and when she rubbed my muscles so soft, I could feel her fingers going through my body to the top of my penis. It took only a few minutes but it felt like one hour of a heavenly massage ending in an exploding ejaculation. My vibrating dick released four or five times in a flow of sperms against the wall.

I trembled. And once again when she kissed my shoulder.

“You get dressed. I go to see the other patients”, she whispered.

It toke fifteen minutes to get on my feet again.

Caught Masturbating: I was almost well enough to be discharged from the hospital. Bored, I masturbated. My back was turned to the door and I didn't hear the female nurse come in. It was quite obvious what I was doing; my penis was out of the covers. She tapped me on the shoulder, and told me she needed to give me my medication. I covered up quick!! I apologized profusely, red in the face. In turn, she said she should have knocked. I never got any feed back from anyone else, but I can imagine her telling the other nurses she busted me!

During one hospital stay for a hernia operation I had been shaved and enjoyed masturbating that night before my surgery the next morning.

I was last in the cardiac monitoring unit after a catheterization. It was fun imagining the trace on the monitor at the nurse's station as I orgasmed in the bathroom of my room. They did check my vitals about 20 minutes later. I don't know if it was just coincidence. ;-)

I've had some fair amount of experiences with masturbating in the hospital and I'm getting so good at doing it without anybody noticing or so I thought 😮

Masturbated a couple of times in the ER and in my room shared with few other people. Those curtains do serve a purpose lmao! I do love the feeling of people going to walk in and catch you masturbating though!

I've never been in a position to be faced with that "difficulty", but I've certainly heard of it causing problems for younger guys who have to be there for a while for some reason without much opportunity for privacy. Things build up, you know... can end up awkward.

I wonder how hospital staff deal with that. Is there "general awareness" of such needs and an understanding? Or is it more like, "if you're well enough for that, you're well enough to go home?"

I've never been in a position to be faced with that "difficulty", but I've certainly heard of it causing problems for younger guys who have to be there for a while for some reason without much opportunity for privacy. Things build up, you know... can end up awkward.

I wonder how hospital staff deal with that. Is there "general awareness" of such needs and an understanding? Or is it more like, "if you're well enough for that, you're well enough to go home?"

I vote for the understanding.

Has anyone ever masturbated while they've been in hospital before? If so did you get caught, what did the doctor/nurse say?

Just wondering. I might have to go into hospital for an operation on my knee (had problems with it for years) which would involve me being in for a few days. I'm not ashamed to admit I'm a pretty horny lad, and the chances are I'd get the urge at some point...

I once had a six week long hospital stay, my only so far, but as stays go it was for a considerable period of time of which moreover the last 4 were nothing more than recuperation. So ... that left a lot of time to build up an urge. The first few weeks I was also hooked up to a monitoring device - once I did orgasm while hooked up, but either no one at the nurses station was present, or not paying attention, or maybe knew what was happening. But no one made any mention at all, not even sly or knowing smiles.

Then again they did pay attention to heart monitors, cause on a different note, while still hooked up I was given some sort of oil for a post operative 2 week long constipation. When it finally worked, my intestinal spasms apparently triggered an alarm on the monitor - and that they did respond to ... ha ha.

The last weeks however, when simply recuperating and being bored (pre-laptop era by several decades this was) no one noticed anything or at least said nothing. But I hardly believe they were very naive, just politely discrete.

Twice - once recreationally, once for the lab.

Recreationally, I had to stay overnight after a cardiac catheterization and stent. I felt fine except for the boredom. I went into the bathroom. I was still hooked up to the cardiac monitor. No alarm, no comments from the nurses.

For the lab, I had to provide a sample for a sperm count after vasectomy. Once I did it at home, the second time I couldn't keep the sample warm and get it to the lab in time so I was directed to the lab bathroom. How erotic - not, except that they knew what I was doing.

I stayed over a month in hospital. At that period I masturbated several times. Sometimes in the shower and sometimes in bed.

Where there's a will , there's a way !!! Use the bathroom or draw your curtains round your bed at night time . If you get caught by a doctor or nurse I'm sure you won't be the first and definitely not the last . Enjoy !