Dreaming of RT's while asleep.

Justin Bieber dreams about me taking his rectal temperature.

It's a repeated dream; he usually has an orgasm during it; and he wakes up all hot and bothered and he doesn't know why.

It's gotten so bad he can only get to sleep laying on his stomach.

1970s boy

This is a great subject, so I’m dusting it off and putting it back out there.

My grade school years involved a neighboring farm girl who often graced both my day, and night dreams. In my dreams, her very pretty mother Joy would invite me into their farm house for a glass of cold lemonade and a rectal temperature, (because that’s how dreams work). Her mother would take mine, and I would take her daughter Renee’s. Seldom did I make it through both of them in the same dream without being awakened by pumping my bed sheets and underwear full of warm gooey teenage seman. It was usually just one or the other, but occasionally it was a double temperature wet dream! By the time I reached high school I was also ejaculating to taking Ranee's mom’s temperature in my dreams too.

I can still recall Ranee’s little bubble butt covered in white bloomers protruding from beneath her purple cheerleading skirt like it was yesterday!

Brings back memories of years ago when my husband was panicking because I had an infection and 102 fever. He got up at 3 in the morning to take my temperature and give me acetaminophen. I told him in the morning that I felt he did something in my bottom during the night, but I was too out-of-it to fully wake up. This little experience became known nostalgically as "my 3 a.m. suppository."

Here and there I've had them, yeah. It's pretty rare as is for me to remember dreams of any kind so it's pretty notable when not only do I remember the dream, but also it was about rectal temps. I've found myself on either end of it while dreaming, with both people I know and people I've never met.