Suppositories Won't Work

Are Bisacodyl and magic bullets not the same thing ?

Go on Amazon (.com? I’m fairly sure they ship these items to Quebec; the Canadian v of the website probably has the same stuff, too) and get:

• Magic bullets (the suppositories, not the mini food processors);
• Crayon recycling silicone molds (just look it up, apparently you can recycle crayons and the process involves a mold; whether those molds are given such an innocuous name instead of what they are more likely used for by people like me, or people actually recycle crayons I can’t say. My molds are the size and shape of a large caliber rifle round, which I think goes well with the main active ingredient, the aforementioned Magic Bullets);

Melt as many Magic Bullets in a very small amount of water. Don’t set anything on fire and stuff. I occasionally mix them with liquid glycerin, sometimes molasses, sometimes chocolate syrup, mashed bananas or other fruit purée, but glycerin and Magic Bullets are really all you need… pour the mushy mess into the mold. Freeze until hard. Get out of the freezer and cover in a little water based lube (Magic Bullets are water based and will dissolve in water, unlike Dulcolax supps, which require an oil based compound and a more annoying process to be emulsified, and they don’t work as well for me anyway). Shove 3-4 up your ass.

No need to thank me.

Disclaimer: don’t try this at home. Not medical advice. I’m not responsible for anything that may or may not happen. Still, enjoy.

@sirwilliam55 the active ingredient in magic bullets is bisacodyl. Just like Dulcolax‘s active ingredient. Magic bullets are, however, the .50 cal to the .22 power of Dulcolax because “Dulcolax® and the other bisacodyl suppositories have the same active ingredient (10mg bisacodyl) as The Magic Bullet. The base, or carrier, of the active ingredient in the suppository is what makes the “Bullet” different. The Magic Bullet uses a polyethylene glycol (PEG) base which is water-soluble”. (Source: http://www.shieldhealthcare.com/community/spinal-cord-injury/2017/03/27/how-i-manage-my-neurogenic-bowels/)

Hope this helps.

Suppositories are like anything else. Why do some kids like carrots and some do not. Why does RX A work for some patients and not for others.

If it does not work for you then just try another. Or call me and I will come over with a big red bag and an extra long nozzle and we will take care of the problem as best as I can.

It just might be the way it is. No big deal.

When I feel bound up, I'll melt 2 fast5 acting Dulcolax suppositories in about 10 ozs. of warm water, give myself a bulb enema, then wake around until I feel like exploding. Trying to hold out is the chalange.

@Dave

I was reading about your problem of being unable to use suppositories? You are not the only person! My husband has the same problem. My husband is a retired Medical Doctor. He is also a Vietnam Veteran, 1969 and 1970.

Dave, have you ever had any neurological problems? I ask because my husband has "Global Autonomic Neuropathy Dysfunction"

Here is professional information,

Autonomic Neuropathy & Dysautonomia (clevelandclinic.org)

During medical tests of his rectum and the nerves involved he found out he was unable to push his stool out of his rectum. His nerves are damaged for the rest of his life. Suppositories do not work with him also.

My husband has Global Autonomic Neuropathy Dysfunction. There are 13 different bodily functions. Going to the bathroom is one of them. When we can't go after many types of trying? Perhaps talking to a Neurologist might help?

Have A Nice Day Dave,

Gwen

I found out the same thing suppositories don’t work for me either unless I already feel the need to go and then they amplify the urge. I find when I’m doing my diaper session with them. I normally do this. I’ll push my finger up my but and bare down as hard as I can till I feel I need to go. Then I’ll wait a minute or two then reinsert my finger and do it again and bare down till I need to go. Normally the second or third time doing this I started the process of having to go and I’ll hold it and hold it till now I’m fighting to hold it. At this point once I get a break from cramps I’ll insert sev normally 5 suppositories is what I’ll point in and then let the fun begin. Now I’m using everything I have to hold it all in. Once I’m to the point of it coming out no matter how hard I squeeze my cheeks together. Then it’s time for me to release I’m my diaper. This like I said is the only way I can get suppositories to work for me. Honestly a lot of times I use them as a filler of my rectum for me masturbating. I’ll put a dozen or more in for a fullish feeling and get my self off. But normally I do the finger and push method only. Hope this might help some one a little bit.

It happened to me once in adult age that I was so constipated that neither the mild oral laxative I had taken nor the glycerin suppositories (repeated attempts) had any effect. The issue was solved with an enema. The circumstances were exceptional: following a bike accident, I had undergone surgery, with anesthesia, lack of movement plus painkillers… and it's known that opiates induce constipation.

My son once was very constipated and a glycerin suppository did not solve the issue. Since he was still complaining about not being able to go, he received an enema, which solved the issue.