How many smacks would you give for this.

Yesterday I bought :

6 packs of two chocolate bars (80 g per pack)

Package of chocolate peppermints (106 g)

frozen yogurt brownie mix (1.89 liters)

I ate it all in 24 hrs.

I really should not have done this because I am over weight and pre-diabetic.

My previous spanking experience has been only self spanking so this will be my first real spanking.

Describe the quantity and quality of the spanking you would prescribe for me.

WELL i would determin a spanking like this 1 the amount of chocolate you had 2 the time you took to gorge your self eating it all so for every gram of chocolate consumed you would be spanked so 186 spankes + 189 for the yougurt so total spanks would be 375 over a 24 hour period may be then youll learn your lesson

Those chocolate bars are 200 calories each (x12), the chocolate peppermints are about 600 calories and the brownie mix is about 1440 (assuming 180 calories per serving). In total, this is 4440 calories. In one day. I would punish you as follow:

I'd prepare a 4 liter cayenne pepper enema and make you take it laying on your side. After you've sucked the bag dry, you'd get a large buttplug to make sure you don't spill. You would be made to lean over a desk and receive 50 hard smacks with a small paddle and 60 more with a ruler to get you started. You would be allowed to expel at this point if you want, but your next spanking will be harder. If you choose to expel, then after you would be tied over the desk by your wrists and ankles. Using a large "Spencer" paddle (the old wooden ones with holes, formerly commonly used in schools) given as hard as possible, I would lay 100 swats across your stinging ass. I would then prepare a 2 liter crushed ice enema, which would be delivered still tied to the desk. While holding that, I would cane you for 30 strokes. Untying you, you would be made to expel. This would all occur in the morning, and you would take the day to think about your bad choices in corner time. That evening, you'd lay across my lap while I gave you another 100 swats with a leather paddle and 60 with a rug beater while stretched over the bed. For the final 44 swats (4440/10), I would give you a choice between a Lexan paddle or a Lexan cane. You would take a 2 liter crushed iced milk enema and bend over the desk while you get your 44 strokes. You would then expel and be forced to bed.

I would call you stupid and make you stand in the corner and NOT spank you since I know that is what you want.

You get what you want as a reward for doing what is right.

Eating all that crap was just plain stupid and showed very poor judgment.

You are really going to get it this time! Go in to the kitchen and bring me that long narrow wooden spatula and meet me in the living room. Now bend over and grab your ankles! And don't let go. You're getting 10 hard swats with this over your jeans.

You're not through! Take your jeans off and bend back over and grab your ankles again. Here come 10 more just as hard. Stay down! Stay down or you are going to get five extra!

All right stand up. Keep your hands off your ass!

Take your panties off and come here. Since you had much trouble holding still I am going to give you last ten over my lap. And don't think because you are bare I am going to ease up. You're getting it just as hard as the first 20. Now keep your hands out of the way.

Now go up to your bedroom and take off the rest of your clothes and wait for me.

You're going get an enema to get all that crap out of you and teach you to take better care of your self. Put this towel under your butt. Now lay down on your back and pull your legs up to your chest and keep them there. That's it. now hold still while I lubricate you. Now, here comes the nozzle..... This bag contains 3 quarts of very hot, soapy, water and you are going to take every drop without stopping. Can you feel it? You have about 3/4 left. A little less than half now. I know it hurts. Just a little bit more. Ok that's it you are done. Now go get rid of it. And leave the door open.

I know that was rough. Thirty swats with spatula and that three quart enema, but you need to stop binging on sweets and take care your self.

Two ounces of castor oil that night and a snug diaper. In the morning after being cleaned drink a 10 oz. bottle of citrate of magnesia, then over my lap without panties. My small leather paddle stings with each wap and it takes many, many waps to pink your entire bottom. Two glycrin and two Dulcolax suppositories held while you spend a half hour in the corner then back over my lap for a full treatment with the paddle. By then you are begging to use the toilet, the suppos are bukrning and the citrate of mag has started to gurgle in your tummy.

See, this is why maintenance spankings are so great. If a person is spanked as frequently as they need to be, they don't engage in spanking seeking behavior. If you're going to spank someone who likes spankings as punishment, it really needs to be after they've had their maintenance spanking.

So, here's what would happen. You'd get your maintenance spanking. And it would be all you wanted. Long, hard, a real spanking. Then, after 30 minutes in the corner with a big, fat butt plug, you'd get your punishment spanking. A hard hairbrushing to blisters.

And, I'd probably give you caster oil for this. A couple of hours of cramping followed by a couple of hours near the toilet give one plenty of time to reflect on their behavior.

Well, here's the thing.. if you secretly enjoy being spanked, then spanking you rewards your bad behavior. If you want positive attention from your Dom then exhibit positive behavior.

That being said, punishment spankings should bring honest tears.. and that may require your Dom look for surrender and honest remorse, rather than administering a fixed number of strokes.

Well considering wat u did is very detrimental to ur health, IDE wana make sure it doesn't happen again, so I would say IDE spank until I feel you've learned ur lesson n ur begging me to stop n pleading , n promising to never do it again.

Think that deserves at lest dozen smacks with a paddle with at lest two sups inserted first and made to hold for thirty minute's until spanking over some ones knees

with good powerful smacks six to each cheek

This would call for a severe punishment. Tied naked to the bed and ass in the air, lifted by three pillows. Warm up would be 15 hard strokes with a prison strap in quick succession. You would remain tied while your disciplinarian left the room, for you to feel the reward for your misdeeds. Then he would return in 30 minutes with a cane and give you 15 hard strokes again in a short time. Then 30 minutes of thinking time again. This cycle would continue at least five more times so you would not forget!

Last night I was at a club and a dancer did a lap dance on me. When my wife got home I got a good spanking.

I would spank your naughty bare bottom with my hand, oak paddle, and four fingered tawse three hundred swats with each . Then I would give you a warm soapy enema useing eight 8oz red bulbs.

Since you like chocolate I would make you eat a bar of exlax, spank you until your butt was bright red then corner time until your tummy says you are ready then your panties back up and back in the corner your red ass will then be like chocolate

Hmmm, how about a nice big soap stick of like ivory or camay bar soap up your rear end and make you stand facing a mirror and hold a dime with your nose to the mirror and the hands in the small of your back. Then you would get your lecture as long as it takes to get the message through while the soap does it's job back there. Then when I think the soap is working sufficiently enough, then I would make you bend over the back of a chair and then slowly cane you rear end till it was sufficiently covered in stripes with welts. Then while still bent over the chair I would ask you what you are going to do to prevent from doing what you did from happening again. Then I might let you up to expel the soap stick and then give you a peppermint castile soap enema, one of about 2 quarts worth. When done with the enemas, you go back to the mirror and hold that dime to the mirror with your nose and the hands in the small of your back for 30 minutes. If you drop the dime, you don't want to know what happens...

Exlax looks like chocolate candy so I'd give you 3 packs. make you stand in the corner wearing a pair of panties after the exlax does it's job a paddle applied to a messy bottom for 15 minutes should prove it's point