Rectal Temperature taken standing up

I've seen a few people talk about this on here and it sounds interesting, how many of you guys have had or would want to have your rectal temp taken while you're standing up?

I would think it would be a lot more embarrassing than most positions, because, if you're naked, you would be completely exposed, more than in any other position, and by having to stand in one spot while its being done, it sort of gives a feeling of being in the spotlight.

Me! Often... In the bathroom...hmmmmm oh lalalal!

I do it all the time, with the thermometer in your butt your butt cheeks hold it in so i go ahead and shave and when i am done i pull it out and read the temp, works all the time.

As I have allready indicated in several posts, the only time my teemperature was taken as part of a medical examinaation was my school medical exam in my last year of high school, back in 1969. After the genital exam, the school doctor, a nice looking lady by the way, sitting in front of me standing up, asked me to "turn around" and then, without any notice, she parted my butt cheeks and inserted a thermometer. I felt humiliated, with a thermometer in my ass like a baby, especially as two other persons were present, the nurse and the school psychologist. I was about to cry. At least, the girls in my class did have their temperature taken lying on their stomach.

Having told this episode to my present girlfriend, she now likes to take my rectal temperature, me standing and her sitting on the bed or a chair, as part of our sex games. She has even developped the scenario in taking care of my penis or my testicles as we wait for the thermometer to register.

And I agree with et986, without any sexual implication, fairly often, if I don't feel well and want to know if I have a temperature, I put the thermometer in my butt and it records my temp as I shave

When I was a teenager I took my temperature standing up once. I felt bad and my mom thought I looked pale. She touched my forehead and said I probably had a fever. While my brother and sister where visiting, she wouldn't leave the table for taking my temperature in my bedroom. So she asked me to check it up by my own in the bathroom. She went for the thermometer and gave it to me...

I needed to do what she told me... I locked the door to the bathroom, put my trousers off - then my underwears. I put some lube on the tip, placed one leg on the water closet and then I inserted the cold thermometer. At least five minutes I had to wait before I could remove it. And of course - I had a fever...

I've taken my temp standing up before...i'm not real fond of it though. If I use any lube at all, it tends to want to fall right out. Walking around with a thermometer inserted is something else entirely.... For the life of me I can't walk "normal" with one inside of me.

Once, at the age of about 5, I was in the ER, and the nurse asked me to stand on the exam table,. and turn around, and hold onto my dad's shoulders. I did as she told me, unsure of what she was planning to do. As I stood there holding my dad's shoulders for support, she stood behind me, pulled my pj bottoms down in back, and slid a very cold thermometer up my tush without warning. This is the only time I remember crying during a rectal temp. A little later, after being examined by an ER doc, I was told to lay on my tummy on the table, and I was given a shot in my bottom, before being sent home with a paper medal pinned on my chest, that said "hero".

When I was five I was sick and, in those days, our doctor made housecalls. He came by in the evening and looked in my ears and at my throat and felt my neck for lymph nodes (I know now). I was wearing just an undershirt and my jockey shorts. Then he told me to turn around. He was sitting in a chair in the living room of our small house and my parents were sitting together on the sofa across the room. So I turned around to face them with the doctor behind me. I had no idea what was going to happen but suddenly felt my jockey shorts pulled down and the cold feeling of a thermometer being inserted into my bottom. He held it there while chatting for a minute or two with my folks, then pulled the thermometer out and read it. Finally he pulled my shorts back up. My dad had said "We thought he was going to get a shot" but instead he gave them a small bottle of pills for me to take for then next few days. I remember it as tho it was yesterday.

It's not as comfortable going in. So not my preference.

It is possible to do, but frankly it doesn't seem the most practical of comfortable way to do it. If someone likes it that way, please explain to us why you like it taken that way?

I've only done it alone and probably just in the bathroom for a quick reading. It might be a little embarrassing with someone else - especially in a surprise scenario like others have posted about. But with someone else I prefer to be on my stomach or another position where it's easier to relax for a while while the thermometer registers.

I sometimes take my patients temperature that way. I just pull her panties down to her knees, have her bend over slightly and spread herr butt cheeks with both hands for the insertion. The view is very nice. Even better if you do it in front of a mirror 😉

Never happened to me

One time i had a nurse use the digital probe and asked me to lean onto the table for a temp. It felt less invasive if that's possible and also more sensitive as cheeks tended to squeeze once it was inserted. I think I would rather have it taken like that than on tummy or my side but it hasn't happened since and I have been too shy to request it.

Never happened to me

The best way, if you are not self rectal temping is over the knee. My lady always places me over her knee. That way access to the lube, thermometer and bottom are fully accessible.

Never tried it before, might have to now.

Sometimes when I was in my teens my Mom would have me stand in the bathroom and bend forward with my hands on my knees or on the edge of the sink when she took my rectal temperature, although she usually took it in bed with me curled up on my left side or laying on my stomach with a pillow under me to raise my buttocks up.

Yes only get my rectal temperature took standing up when I been naughty or bad and have been put in the corner, usually my bottom will be pretty sore after a good spanking or caning, she will put me in the corner to think about my bad ways and usually when I been pretty bad will have to hold a coin to the wall for a extended time and I'm not to drop it or I will be in big trouble then, anyway back to topic.....while I'm standing there she will snap on a latex glove and know what is coming next and first she will give me a good proper rectal exam and after she will take my rectal temperature for usually a extended time like 10 minutes. Not one of my favorite things with having a glass rod in my bottom for that amount of time and still having to focus on not dropping the coin for a worse punishment.

FANTASY....

This has been somewhat a fantasy of mine: Being young again, and standing up in front of my class in school.. The nurse comes in and has my panties down, I'm bending over, and she is taking my temperature rectally in front of all my classmates. I have no idea why this is being done, no one else is being checked, it's just me with my panties down in front of the class.

Does anyone else have this type of fantasy???

C.

Why stand up when you can lie down in comfort?

No Connie, butt it is a cute fantasy though. 😃

Why be standing when you could be flat on your back in the diaper position, having someone jerk you off while you wait for the thermometer to register??????

Hee hee I forgot about being jerked off. My bad ???

Although I prefer bending over or on my side, I have on occasion had it taken standing up. One instance I remember was at my aunt's house one summer and I had on a dress. My aunt said I looked flushed, and went and got the thermometer and lube and gave it to my mom. She pulled my dress up and bottoms down, put the thermometer in my bottom and let my dress fall. After about 5 minutes, she lifted my dress, took the thermometer out, pulled up my pants and said I was fine to go play.

Only time I've had it done to me by doctor I was on side and one knee crouched up . He was gloved, lubed me and inserted thermometer. I think that's the standard way of doing it at the docs in UK. In play acting I like subject bent over but may try straight stand next time

I have never had my temperature taken while standing up .

I've tried it standing up, and found that something was missing. Nothing erotic, almost "clinical." I've always enjoyed lying face down, imagining a woman right next to me, twirling the thermometer, slowly taking it out, and reading it.

It's the way I take my temperature every morning. The only other time I would be in another position is if my wife wanted to take it. Then she would tell me what position she wants me in. Either way I'm naked and embarrassed.

Never done it. Sounds doable with an electronic thermometer. I would not do it with glass, one would have to hold it in for too long. Standing up is not the ideal position for inserting anything into the anus.