Medfet in song

We've had quite a few posts on medfet in the movies, but I don't remember seeing anything about medfet songs - and there are probably not too many of them.

One that comes to mind is "Goodness gracious me" sung by Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren, which enjoyed popularity in the UK around the time that the movie "The Millionairess" appeared, in which they both starred. (That movie has already been mentioned in another thread for the brief but exquisite medfet scene which it contains.)

I'm sure that, like so much else, you can find the song on youtube. Can anyone suggest other songs which might appeal to medfetters?

At the moment I can't think of any other songs which have any medfet content , but give me time and I may come up with some whose titles may be appealing. Just to be going on with, how about "Knees Up, Mother Brown"?

With lines like "Everybody open your mouth; everybody just say 'ahhhh'" and "Everybody turn and cough", I'd recommend The Barenaked Ladies' song Get in Line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hPAZ5gMfsE

(The video is stupid and unrelated, but the music is good)

Then there's the remix of Usher's "DJ Got Us Falling in Love" where Pitbull says "I wanna be your gyno not your doctor."

http://youtu.be/oBhj-Tv4WHI?t=2m24s

Probably almost no songs specifically about med-fet, so perhaps what would get a better response is to broaden our horizons to include doctor-related song titles. "Doctor My Eyes" by Jackson Browne, "Dr. Rock" by Black Sabbath and my favorite doctor-related song, "Doctor Doctor" by UFO to start.

One more just popped into my mind, probably because I just played it yesterday: "Calling Dr. Love" by Kiss.

This might be a silly response but what bout Weird Al's "Like a Surgeon."

"Night Nurse" by Isaac Hayes

"Doctor Feelgood" and "Kickstart my Heart" by Motley Crue (kinda)

"I Need a Doctor" by Eminem and that girl and Dr. Dre

"Doctor Doctor Gimme the News I Gotta Bad Case of Lovin You!" - some 80's/90's band

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Cole Porter, The Physician.

https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/5429864/Cole+Porter/The+Physician+%5BFrom+Nymph+Errant%5D

I’m really impressed that you could stump me on Cole Porter .

I agree with the Weird Al suggestion.

Allan Sherman wrote I see bones. best line “there are things in your paratineum ,that belong in the British Museum”

Jason Mraz-Too Much Food

“So I went to see the doctor and he said ‘Turn my head and then cough.’ I didn’t listen to what he said, instead I couldn’t wait to get off.”

At one point in “Konichiwa Bitches” by Robyn, she has a line that goes “cause I’ll hammer your toe like a pediatrician”…and whatever that line means, it definitely put the thought in my head - to get examined by Robyn as the doctor would just be like, wow 😍.