It's stuck and I can't get it out

I have a lemon stuck in my ass after inserting it yesterday. Any ideas of how I can get this out and the rotting time, if I am forced to leave it?

Can someone who have tried this, please give me some ideas of how to get it back out? I have tried pushing as hard as I can, but it simply will not go out. Would hate to have to go to the ER.

Could someone please help me? Consider leaving it to rot, get soft / but no idea how long time that would take. Anyone?

Hi Bizzman,

First and foremost, DO NOT WORRY. You are in no danger. How far up is the lemon? Can you feel it with a finger? How big is it (effective diameter)? If it's in the rectum, you should be able to feel it quite easily, and you will feel full. If it's higher up, it won't feel uncomfortable at all. Either way, it is doing you no harm. Leave it where it is. I can't tell you how long it will take to rot, because I have never done lemons; but rot it certainly will, which is why you are in no danger. Your farts should smell nice, too...

You don't say if it is causing you to feel you have to go. If it is, that's an indication it's in your rectum. I have had several large apples up my bum (I can fit four) and the first one always wants out within an hour or two. The second may come out next day, and the third has on occasion woken me by announcing it's coming through! The fourth might stay until it rots. Apples are quick - a week or less.

If your anus is pouring mucus, it's a sign the lemon is quite a tight fit where it is. Just make a tampon of toilet paper (as big as you can get in) and shove it up to keep from dribbling.

Johnny

Hi Johnny

Thanks so much for your reply. It is not that far up, but it does not feel uncomfortable yet. However sometimes I get cramps indicating it wants out of there. But when trying to push it out, it just does not want to get out. Its simply stuck :-( About a finger length in my ass.

My biggest worries is the time frame for it to rot or hopefully becoming soft. It had think skin and was a very hard lemon. Since I have been pushing and pushing for the past many hours I am going to take a rest from that and get some needed sleep. Then will see if I can push it out tomorrow, but its going to be extremely painful. The lemon is apple size.

Since it is blocking my entire rectum, then I can of course not go to the toilet. Talked with an online doctor she said I would eat normally and then see if it came out from the pressure above it. Otherwise I would go to the emergency room after one day. Can not tell you how embarrased I would be about that.

What I do if it cant get out? I am worried it could take a long time for it to rot and worried it will not dry out because of the fluid from my ass.

Thanks for you help and advice.

Bizzman.....

During some exciting sex play the dildo that was in my ass went further in. When we finished playing I looked for it think that it had slipped out. NO, it had NOT slipped out! --it had slipped IN. Hello?

We, both my love and I tried feeling it to no avail. I sure as Hell did NOT want to go to the ER.....I think I'd "eat my gun" first (--if I could remember where it was !) So we tried an enema. --then tried a bigger enema and LO! --heard it plop into the toilet. Thank Gawd!

I don't know about a lemon butt I'd certainly try a few enemas. --as the little Jewish Mom used to say, "Shouldn't hurt!"

Good luck.

the boxcar

Hi Boxcar,

Thanks for the reply and advice. I have tried with enema, but the problem is the thickness of the lemon and the skin makes it impossible to "catch", so I could pull it out.

What I am doing now is simply waiting to see what will happen to it. I will try out the rotting suggestion, instead of constantly trying to push it out. Hopefully that will work and it will get soft eventually. I am praying here..

Okay, I don't know how I missed this thread when it started but when i read the initial post my reaction was "you've got to be kidding me" but as I read further, I realized that you were serious.

I'm sure that this isn't going to make you very happy but I just have to say it; today is my birthday. I'm stuck at home, alone, while my mate is off working. It will be several days and nights before he gets back, so no birthday fun for me! I'm working on an academic project that should be easy, but I just can't get the words to flow (maybe a mental enema is in order). I would love to gorge on a chocolate cake, but that is sooo not on my diet list. All in all, not my best day.

Until I read this thread. It has been a long, long time since I have laughed that hard. Even my dog is wondering if I'm in my right mind. I know it was a serious matter (or issue, if you will), but your tale of woe tickled my funny bone. I realize this was an alcohol related event but this is what happends when our ambitions are bigger than our abilities (or our assholes).

Thanks for the laugh, you made my day!

LadyDoc

(another year older in SC)

Ladydocisin: You are welcome. I also actually NOW find it quite funny myself. But believe me, it was 48 hours of nightmare before that :-)

Now we are two happy people today :-)

And Happy Birthday to you!

For more good stories you can always read this thread too: http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;topic=24444.msg476173#msg476173

A lemon that was truly adventurous of you!

Well, it was what was I could find in the fridge at the time :-) Was very drunk and horny, so I thought why not a lemon? LOL... Thank God there was not something bigger in there...

I would call it complete stupidity, instead of adventurous :-)

But the experience has for sure been an adventure of some sort... At least 48 hours of my life, I for sure never will forget ;-)

Bizzman, I have been there, so I know how you feel! Reading your 'Oh Thank God' post, I see you learnt what I have, too. The thing will come out when your body is good and sick of it. And another thing: no amount of your conscious pushing it out can substitute for the rectum's own muscles doing the job - and thy are NOT under your conscious control.

Anyway, I'm glad you are free of the thing. But I'm also curious. Can you measure its largest circumference and tell us? Then we can divide by 3.141597 and find the effective diameter so that we can join you in the 'Ooh' and 'Aaaah' department!

Johnny

I'm with ladydocisin. I laughed so dang hard! I think we've all been in those "please dear god, don't make me explain how this happened" type of situations. Glad everything worked itself out for you (pun intended). Thanks for the laugh.

Did the lemon make your hole pucker?

Thanks for sharing and glad all is well!

When next making lemonade I will have a sly grin on my face thinking of this experience. Glad it all came out in the end.

Wow! Thanks for posting this story as a warning for us. Maybe you could of attached a string to the lemon? But, hind sight (pun intended) is always 20/20.

There's likely fewer of us than not that "never" had that moment of fear. I've lost count over my life of how many "near misses" from sexuality I've had. The breakdown is in giving fear control of us.. Valid concerns yes.. runaway terror before a few reasoned attempts to solve "whatever it is" makes the difference :}

Having the self-respect plus if possible- dialog with our lovers or play partners so we can regain that "part of the ride" handling.. if it's SAFE to do so of course. instead of an OH NOOOEE. fear.

And that's the beginning of how we "can" lose control..ending up in an avoidable medical intervention- if it's avoidable.

The majority of cases, We've simply had a well justified concern get more control of US than allows us to be still in control. I'd compare it to any other emotional entanglement making things simply "Not Work" so to speak. IF it's a situation where "yeah- this needs qualified help?"

Get help so avoidable damage or worse does not result.

But balance that against simply taking a relax break to see if al comes out on it's own or with the aid of an enema UNLESS YOU SUSPECT A PERFORATION!! A perf equals ER Or die.

I've been there also, but with a colon tube that was pushed in too far. I'm just glad it came out with the enema I had just been given.. There was no way I would have gone to the ER.

One simply avoided risk with extension tubes and nozzles that have the tubing>nozzle junction totally in one's body is a disconnect= losing it.

Simply tie Dental Floss around the base of that nozzle and on the tubing's bag ward side of that junction. Use good knots of course and allow for slippage potential. A wonderful paranoia reducer is allowing the free end of that floss to continue safely out of you.

Caution in removal using that floss is indicated as it's a serious cut risk. Think of a paper cut in so sensitive highly vascular area and cringe properly. As it's an avoidable injury one does NOT want.

I had retrieval issues with a colon tube in my mid teens when I first began using them. It did NOT come out with the Chamomile tea enema I'd had in me maybe half an hour. Chamomile blamed- or thanked? Well, the tying to hose trick might have prevented all that followed.. cheated me of it?.

Heh.. anyways, Tube had been worked deeply in me- only ten inch shortybug but I got maybe that much of bag hose in me. Including of course thence having the hose and nozzle it was slipped over- that deep in me when it disconnected from my delightful rolling side to side as I filled. Replicating the lovely directions to do so and soon.

The moment of pulling the hose out and not seeing the colon tube attached was simply indescribable despite my many attempts to do so for MYSELF. As it came before I did. Literally. I'd planned to do some toy riding later in the day so simply did not allow my self an orgasm.

All my efforts mental and physical became devoted to getting that tube safely out. And it became sort of obvious as to my best self rescue. Since the tube came off the nozzle leaving "only" a presumably safe rubber tube end in me unlikely to perforate me.

At age mumbleteen it's a bit hard to stay focused. Or harder not to? But going to anyone else for "help" was unthinkable then.

Well? there WAS a short list of women I'd considered and yeah- fantasies of this reality persist. Someday to be a story? Based on an alternate ending to this. They still are burbling in my backbrain as I share the more boring reality report. Of getting my tube out and ending the worry.

The efforts to get it out and stop worrying included going for that fourth quart and holding it beyond what I'd usually do to myself. Hoping some good cramping-that elaborate technical medical term "enhanced peristaltic contractions" would get it out. It did.

I added one more Bittersweet dense indelible event memory that day. It was filed as a "Learning Experience" for me.

Pleasure becoming worry approaching moments of panic. And the calm self-rescue mode's endorphin glow reinforced by it being amped up from the cramp induced orgasm.

Four Quarts of HOT water with Four soap packets and it took maybe 5 whole minutes to begin wrenching my whole abdomen way past not fun into and over the top. The orgasm of sensory meltdown.

Giggling silly at it being one of my earliest no genital contact orgasms involving that much pain. And the relief at seeing colon tube red in bottom of that tub instead of blood still resonates deeply.

I sometimes wonder if these "Learning Experiences" alter us deeper than we grasp at the time?

Once, had a HARD-BOILED egg stuck in a girl's pussy in one of my enema films!

It was a *shelled* hard-boiled egg, by the way. So, nothing particularly worrisome.

I had shot identical scenes several times before, and they had all gone very well: fun and easy to push out the egg (no hands!) Even with no gravity assist (girl lying on her back), no problema...

But then, in a later film, I had a model whose pussy was extra tight, and/or she was extra nervous...

Hot damn, it took a lot of lube, a speculum and about 20 minutes to get it out!

The crew burst into applause when it did 😄

Anyway, @Bizzman, I'm really glad that your crisis resolved well 😃

"When life gives you lemons... well, use them as anal beads!" -Anonymous

I have never had anything stuck anywhere I think I would be so afraid if I did though.

You'll be ok. I would suggest in the future you use a retrival device ( a string thru the object so it can be pulled out.

If this ever happens again you need about a quart of crisco, one of those big pixie sticks, you know those plastic tubes full of the tart sugar stuff kids eat?, and a *really* good friend.

Lube up your ass real good with the crisco. The more the merrier.

Have your friend eat the stuff in the pixie stick.

Now, did you ever see that bar gag, where you bet you can get the cherry out of the bottom of the tall glass without touching it?

You stick a straw on it and suck.

This is where the really good friend comes in....

Give it a while, and don't move around too much. your body may expel it with the enema/laxative you already have in your system. If it's not out by an hour or so after the session ends head for the ER

About a year or so ago, I tried putting a large 6 inch cucumber up into my rectum. It went in ok. Then I took a four quart warm, salty enema. Getting the liquid past the cucumber was quite a challenge. Finally the water eased past the cucumber. As I filled the cucumber slid in past the sigmoid flexure and into my descending colon. I did not know this at the time. But, the bag deflated rather quickly. I did not feel that full so I took the bag down and filled it up again. The second bag also went in rather quickly and still I did not feel that full so I again took down the bag and filled it again. I took most of that bag too. Then I got up and sat on the toilet to expel the enema and cucumber. Well, water came out and some poop, but no cucumber. I reached back and inserted one of my fingers into my rectum trying to feel the cucumber, but I could not. I was panicking. I tried another enema and still no cucumber and again I could not feel it when I inserted my finger. I, like the above writer, was really worried about going to the ER and telling them that I had stuck a "cucumber" up my rectum and had taken an enema which moved it somewhere. I left the bathroom and sat down in a reclining chair, turned on the TV and after about 5 minutes I felt the cucumber move back into rectum. I got up, went to the bathroom and expelled that cucumber. Never again will I put anything up my butt but water. Scared me "shitless!"

I think it should be worth noting that Bizzman got this lemon stuck in his ass 4 years ago based on when he started this thread. He did post a few more times to this thread saying it was still stuck a few days after he inserted it.

He never posted a final follow-up to tell everybody what happened and has not logged on in years.

It would have been nice to get the final outcome of what happened after getting folks interested and posting advice on how to remove the lemon.

He never posted a final follow-up to tell everybody what happened and has not logged on in years.

has it ever occurred to you that he could of probably died from this?, maybe that why he hasn't logged on for so long?????

ProV1 - Bizzman did post on #7 in response to Ladydocsin that he found the story funny now that it was over however it was a 48 hour nightmare. Based on that response I would say that everything came out okay.

I only ever had that happen ONCE!

It was during a second-round during a cleanse

My flexible nozzle actually came right off the hose and went up inside me.

I could NOT get it out!

I had my husband cover his thumb and index finger with surgi-lube and try.

It's hard to relax that way.

My husband and I were discussing going to the emergency room when all 30 mg of oral Bisacodyl kicked in at once and the nozzle, along with a lot of brown liquid, blew out!!

I had to reach down in my own poop to find it