My Own Long Term Care Facility

I am interested in treating patients who are quite ill. My ideal space would be set up like a hospital. I'd have a state of the art hospital bed, realistic monitors and a realistic looking IV (no actual needle play). In this fantasy setting I know how to insert an NG tube and a Foley catheter (things I actually don't know how to do). I'd have a cabinet full of casting and bracing supplies as well as tractioning devices to help heal shattered limbs and broken spines. I'd have a variety of pillows, cushions, foam wedges and other positioning devices to ensure patient's ultimate comfort. The facility would be equipped with a fully handicapped accessible bathroom complete with seated shower and motorized lift for the bathtub. Of course, most patients would be too ill to use the restroom at first so I would have bed bath and incontinence supplies at the ready. The whole facility would, of course, be wheelchair accessible so that as soon as patients are feeling well enough they can be wheeled out into the walled garden for healing fresh air and sunshine. (It is always sunny and 75 degrees at my clinic)

Sign me up! Sounds like exactly the kind of facility that a patient like me needs!

You are looking pretty weak there Patchcast. Maybe you better lay down and let me see what I can do to make it all better. ;P

Wow. could work, could work ,

Very nice, I would love to be your patient for like a week.

Book now 'cause beds are going fast! (Extra fast seeing as there aren't any actual beds.)

Such a place sounds like heaven

Glad you like it! With all these interested takers I might have to hire buxom and nubile staff to make sure all patients needs are met!

A flip out lay down wash bed in the shower allows after care washing and a buttplug insert for complete enema expell while laying flat

I set up a complete spa for colonics and taught the massuse rectal and prostate massage for the medical part of the spa retreat

Sign me up pls!

May I join?

When I dream of places like this I think about a place with different rooms for different treatments , foot , vaginal , etc

Sounds Amazing! I would love to be a patient there if I could