Best solution for total cleanout

The simplest recipe for an effective enema is Dr Bonner's Castile liguid. I have used different ones in the past: unscented, lavendar, and peppermint scent. The lavendar is probably the most gentle, but still effective. I use a table spoon per quart without a lot of cramps.

Is that safe?

I once did a 50/50 750ml glycerine/750ml water enema after reading about glycerine enema's on here and ended up in bed feeling sick and with a pounding headache and ringing in my ears.

I decided not to do a glycerine enema after that, but yet I am still interested in powerful enema recipies.

That was very strong concentration considering the volume. Something like 10% glycerine should be more appropriate when taking 1,5 litres (like in the recipe mentioned in this thread).

I don't have any experience in large glycerine enemas myself (yet), I have only used it in small amounts (i.e. 100 ml with 25% glycerince) for a fast (but effective and fun) cleanup before anal play.

Sounds interesting. Will try it this evening.

There is a recipe that contains garlic juice and some thing else, I did try it and it was something like nothing else. I'll look it up again. It was as purging as anything I've ever had

I just used magnesium citrate in a fleet style enema though didn't know at the time that it is intended for oral. So far, so good

For me, the best manner in moving the bowels is to take a good dose Castor Oil, generally 2 oz (= 60 ml). Actually, I have discovered a new procedure in swallowing this stuff in a very pleasant manner: A big spoon employed to distribute vegetables at meals contains about 1/2 oz. Fill this spoon with Castor Oil, take this in your mouth and mix this there with your saliva for 10 minutes. There, the Castor Oil will be pre-digested and after this time you will be able to swallow the pre-digested Castor Oil without any problems. Afterwards you may repeat this procedure upon your mood. In weighing the bottle with Castor Oil before and after filling the spoon you will be able to determine every dose Castor Oil exactly.

First of all you need to have been on a liquid diet for at least a day to make sure that you are filling up as soon as you clean out. Here is my process: Morning - No Pulp Orange juice for breakfast mixed with Mira-lax. Lunch No Pulp orange Juice and jello for lunch. Dinner: Apple Juice and jello. Before Bed - 1 bottle of Magnesium Citrate. Next Morning: 3 x enemas with warm water and baking soda. Result = Squeeky Clean.

A total cleanout is a multi-step process. Essentially the first enema is Epsom Salt and soapsuds together in the same enema. The remaining enemas are soapsuds only, but very soapy.

A true cleanout means that you clear the stomach by fasting for at least 12 hours before starting the process. It also involves oral laxatives.

I like a lot of the ideas here and from my experience castor oil does a great job of clearing both intestines while glycerine will blow everything out the colon. I've never combined them, but will be doing a cleanout this weekend that will probably take half a day or more. I need it for sure and playtime will be awesome afterwards.

If you are constipated, I think a warm, mineral oil retention enema for about 30- 60 min, followed by a moderate soapsuds enema (about 1-2 teaspoons of liquid castile soap per quart) of 1-2 quarts followed by a rinsing saline enema (about 1 teaspoon/qt) of about 2 quarts does a nice job. I tend not to use to harsh of an initial cleansing enema (the soapsuds) as I think if it is too harsh (eg. 1-2-3 or M& M) there isn't time for it to work to do its cleansing.

I would guess any of the gas forming recipes would do it. M&M, Mayo, etc. That being said, I haven't tried any of them yet. Soapsuds does the trick for me generally.

I love a good enema, but hate cramps. Two quarts of warm water and Dr. Bonner's does a very nice cleaning out. Also a colon tube seems to reduce any potential for cramping.

Where do you guys buy the glycerine? how is it sold?

Glycerin is available in Wal Mart in the OTC section with skin products. It is available in large quantities very inexpensively on the Web.

Hello all...

This afternoon I tried the 6 oz glycerine with 4 tablespoons of Epsom Salts to make a one quart enema. I took it with the bag hanging from the shower curtain rod and me leaning over the tub. I used my butt plug type of inflatable nozzle and held it for maybe one minute after the bag drained dry. I have a Higginson seven foot hose between bag and nozzle, and I did empty the tubing and did get a small amount of air into my colon as I did that. Once I removed the nozzle, the enema started to come out onto the floor, but I quickly got onto the toilet so I didn't make a large mess. That enema really reached way up high in my colon, and I couldn't stop evacuating until I took a three quart Dr. Bronner's Peppermint soap enema. Once expelled, that enema stopped the first enema from continuing. As a final enema I took a 3 quart baking soda enema. I feel so wonderful at this time.

I really liked that first enema, and will try it again. I buy my glycerine two gallons at a time with free shipping from Florida. It is USP and Kosher, and can be used as a solution to dip barley candy lollipops to make them shiny.

If anyone has questions, please feel free to ask them.

Frank

Well I do a combination of laxatives and enemas. I start with 4 Dulcolax pills around 2:30 PM, then a bottle of Magnesium Citrate 2 hrs later. Then around 45 minutes later, I head back for the first enema, 1 1/2 quarts extra soapy with glycerin and Dulcolax suppository inserted before I get the enema mixed. By then the Mag Citrate has done it's thing and it's over to the potty for an extended spell. At 6:30 PM I take 4 more Dulcolax pills and sometimes another bottle (usually 1/2) of Mag Citrate. 7:30 is the 2nd 1 1/2 quart enema. I drink lots of fluids until 9:00 PM. Things do tend to keep working overnight and a diaper is highly recommended since things do move pretty quick.

I do these about once a month and will be doing one tomorrow....weeeeeee

Elaine

A total system cleanout is a multi-stage process.

The stomach empties a part of it's content into the small intestine about every 20 minutes

The small intestine empties part of it's content into the large intestine at a similar interval, but almost never in sync.

So, what this means is a multi-stage approach is needed.

I do system cleanouts about 3-4 times par year No more than 4.

The stomach is best cleared by fasting.

I actually keep a couple of closed-top jugs full of water with a bar of Ivory soap floating in them all the time. I make sure to shake both of them well before going o wok the morning before the cleanout

I start the day before. I shake up those jugs of soapsuds before getting dressed for work, Breakfast is normal, Lunch, I eat the same things I normally eat, but half as much of each thing. After 4 PM I cut off all dairy products. When I get home from work, I shake up the soapsuds again After 6, all alcohol and caffeine. No solid food after lunch at all. Fruit juices can't have pulp. I drink some Gatorade or Powerade before bed. After shaking the soapsuds jugs yet again.

I wake up early around 4-AM and take 30mg of bisacodyl orally with plenty of water. Unless I have a bisacodyl mini-enema then I only take 20 mg at that time Also shake the soapsuds up yet again.

I spend the next hour or so, getting my twins, husband, dog, and house squared away where they can live without me until at least noon.

Then the hour after that I spend setting up the bed, getting the enema bag out, getting the soapsuds shaken well one last time, and getting the air out of the hose.

I use my 3-qt "Paris" HWB style bag.

I hop on the scale and do the math for the Epsom Salt so I don't OD on Epsom Salt. I measure it out.

Then I pour the soapsuds in the bag until it's about half full

Then I add the Epsom Salt.

I then top it off with the hottest water I can get, so that once I attach the hose, I essentially have the plain tap water on the top, the soapsuds on the bottom.

I turn it over several times, at least 4 or 5 between the en-suite bathroom and the bed. I set it on the bed, not hanging just yet. I'm normally dressed in a knee-length nightgown or dorm shirt at that point, If not I change into that.If I have the bisacodyl enema I get in Simms position and inject the mini-enema Lie there at least 10 minutes. I then g back in the bathroom and pee, so that there is no pressure in the lower abdomen that is not caused by the enema. THEN I hang the enema bag from the hook on the ceiling Then attach the fared nozzle.

I get into knee-chest position. I'm careful not to do knee-neck, which is t easy on someone who is well endowed like myself. I then take the 3-qt ESS enema, Takes about 3 minutes to get the whole 3-qts in. I do what I need to in order to retain it 15 minutes. Deep breathing, bite rag. twist rag whatever it takes, as long as I stay in position. I user a flared nozzle so I leave it in to hep with retention. Typically it takes 20-25 minutes to fully work it's way out, even though I get a strong expulsion when first sitting down on the toilet.

I lay around for a for a few minutes until I feel ready, then I take a soapsuds only enema without rinsing the bag, so a little Epsom Salt is left

That is usually the hardest enema in the series to hold. I always take at least one more, for a total of 3. If the third one returns clear I'm done. When that does not happen, I take a fourth one, although I really don't feel like it at that point, I always finish the job. I HAVE had to keep going after the fourth enema in the series. Not common but it HAS happened. AS many as it takes!!!

After I get a clear return, I dink a bottle of Magnesium Citrate just to be sure I got everything. Typically it kicks in after 45 to 90 minutes. I pretty much lie in the bed till it does it's thing.

So, the stomach is cleared by fasting, the large intestine by enema and the small intestine by laxative. Although that bisacodyl only really directly affects the large intestine it is so strong that it speeds up the whole process. The releases from the small intestine to the large DO become more frequent and larger, so it DOES clear the small intestine which is the hardest part of the digestive tract to clear.

Although that bisacodyl only really directly affects the large intestine it is so strong that it speeds up the whole process.

It is very important to know that in swallowing bisacodyl pills you will not be able to cleanse the small intestine.

If you want a SINGLE enema that can really clean you out with one round This will work but use it SPARINGLY No more than a couple of time a year and make sure you are an experienced enema taker, and are ready to be surprised.

Start the afternoon before ideally right after lunch. eat LESS for lunch than usual

After lunch drink a 32 bottle of either Powerade or Gatorade.

Rinse the bottle repeatedly till you can no longer smell the original contents.

Then put in 18 oz of glycerin After that's in pour in the contents of ONE Fleet enema or equivalent generic. Fill the Fleet bottle again with 4.5 o of potable water.

Put the cap back on and shake it up good!

Then let it set overnight

The next morning without eating anything in between, while you are prepping the bed or table for a Simms position enema place the bottle in a hot water bath in a sink or dishpan.

Once you are set up, pour the contents of that Powerade bottle into an open-top bag type syringe. Hang it about 3-ft above where your rectum will be when you are in position.

Get in the Simms position, and with the nozzle you are most familiar and comfortable with, take the enema as you would normally take a 2-qt enema. Be ready it goes fast

You should have 2 washcloths ready One as a bite/twist rag the other clean to stuffing in your rectum if you start to leak on the way to the toilet.

I pride myself on retaining 3-qt Epsom salt and soapsuds enemas 15 minutes

I have done this sort of enema 2 or 3 times in my whole life, I have yet to get past 11 minutes!!

You won't need a second enema that gets EVERYTHING out!

Keep a dishpan or empty trashcan within easy reach f the toilet in case it DOES come out both ends at once!! If you i fat at least 12 hours ideally more before stating there is a good chance it won't do that, but it WILL feel like it's going to If there IS anything in your stomach, it's almost certainly coming out, so be ready

Don't do anything physically strenuous for at least a couple of hours after.

It is very important to know that in swallowing bisacodyl pills you will not be able to cleanse the small intestine.

I had always been under the impression that the small intestine (and for that matter the ascending colon in most cases) had only liquid chyme in it, and therefore really doesn't need to be "cleaned" unless you're having abdominal surgery or other procedures messing with the GI tract.

I have an uncooperative colon. I imagine a comparison would be "stereotypical government employee from a cheap humor film," occasionally surly or passive-aggressive, but once and a while just fine. Sometimes it's so obstinate that I can pour in two quarts of soapsuds and it just puts its ears back and tries to sit me out. What I notice for myself might not apply to anyone else, but here it is.

Every once and a while I try a "super enema" just to see if it should go in my personal formulary. There are some that really twist things up in knots, but for the most part I can get a very similar effect from 2 or 3 milder, easier-on-the-gut, and often cheaper enemas. Sometimes simpler is best. I do have a few "big guns" on the list for use in specific cases, although they are rarely used.

If you want a SINGLE enema that can really clean you out with one round This will work but use it SPARINGLY No more than a couple of time a year and make sure you are an experienced enema taker, and are ready to be surprised.

Start the afternoon before ideally right after lunch. eat LESS for lunch than usual

After lunch drink a 32 bottle of either Powerade or Gatorade.

Rinse the bottle repeatedly till you can no longer smell the original contents.

Then put in 18 oz of glycerin After that's in pour in the contents of ONE Fleet enema or equivalent generic. Fill the Fleet bottle again with 4.5 o of potable water.

Put the cap back on and shake it up good!

Then let it set overnight

The next morning without eating anything in between, while you are prepping the bed or table for a Simms position enema place the bottle in a hot water bath in a sink or dishpan.

Once you are set up, pour the contents of that Powerade bottle into an open-top bag type syringe. Hang it about 3-ft above where your rectum will be when you are in position.

Get in the Simms position, and with the nozzle you are most familiar and comfortable with, take the enema as you would normally take a 2-qt enema. Be ready it goes fast

You should have 2 washcloths ready One as a bite/twist rag the other clean to stuffing in your rectum if you start to leak on the way to the toilet.

I pride myself on retaining 3-qt Epsom salt and soapsuds enemas 15 minutes

I have done this sort of enema 2 or 3 times in my whole life, I have yet to get past 11 minutes!!

You won't need a second enema that gets EVERYTHING out!

Keep a dishpan or empty trashcan within easy reach f the toilet in case it DOES come out both ends at once!! If you i fat at least 12 hours ideally more before stating there is a good chance it won't do that, but it WILL feel like it's going to If there IS anything in your stomach, it's almost certainly coming out, so be ready

Don't do anything physically strenuous for at least a couple of hours after.

LisaK I am surprised.

This is extremely out of character for you.

You can do what you want to yourself, but anything that involves a bite rag and barf bucket does not excite me.

I take frequent enemas because I enjoy them and like the feeling of the warm water going in and coming out. Not going to try the described process anytime soon.

I have to agree with Cheryl. In my world, enemas are designed to be a pleasant adventure not an act of torture. If I thought I'd need a barf bucket and bite rag, I'd hang up my bag for good!

However, I know there are those whose enjoyment comes through "pain and suffering" but that's simply not how I roll.

Have fun and play safe!

Deb

Every one has their preferences. I agree with Chery17717 and debgurl. For me, an enema is a pleasant experience to be enjoyed. Harsh solutions do not appeal to me.

Every one has their preferences. I agree with Chery17717 and debgurl. For me, an enema is a pleasant experience to be enjoyed. Harsh solutions do not appeal to me.

Yes, also agree completely. The harshest solution I've been able to withstand and still enjoy is 5-10% glycerin in normal saline or normal Castile (peppermint occasionally) soap 1-1.5 tsp/quart. They certainly clean me out effectively but are still intensely enjoyable.

Eric

LisaK,

What exactly is the reason you do your "total system cleanouts" periodically a few times a year including small bowel plus harsh enemas? The only time I ever do that is for a colonoscopy but using much less potent enema solutions which still work very well. Since you don't seem to do them for necessary medical procedures, I don't understand the reason you put yourself through it, especially as you said you have a "love/hate" relationship with all your enemas. Thanks,

Eric

Lisa,

Re #50, why would you intentionally take an enema that according to your description will be virtually guaranteed to make you vomit while you are trying to evacuate a harsh enema? I've taken enemas for 50+ years and never vomited or even felt nauseated, intentionally or otherwise. Just curious. Thanks,

Eric

Lisa,

I just read another of your cleanout descriptions from this year where you describe mixing up a soap plus Epsom salt enema. I've never been interested in that, but out of curiosity, others here have said that the ES plus soap gives you a sticky residue hard to clean off your equipment. That hasn't been a problem for you? Thanks,

Eric

YES Epsom salt and Soapsuds can make any drips or drabs harder to clean!

As far as the equipment, since that is only done for the first round and the later rounds are just soapsuds it'snot a severe problem