What are the greatest things doctor says

This one gets me every time in play exams, "Bear down a little bit for me, darling", or any words to that effect!

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" I'm afraid you will need a shot.."

" Be a good girl and turn over, this wil hurt a little, but it's for your own good..."

" Don't be mad with me, the shot is the best option...."

In my real life, no finer words have ever been said by a doctor than when my urologist said, "You do not have cancer". Anyone who has ever been in that position will agree.

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While I was lying on the exam table my pretty female doctor said, "Please put your feet further apart so I can examine your genitals."

For me it would have to be congratulations ur pregnant! It would b nice after 6 yrs infertility issues.

I appreciate the support it really means a lot to me.

My female doc once said to me after all the usual medical exam stuff - "OK, now let me check your equipment" as she opened my gown.

For me, it's twice per day, so I guess your doc would think that my life and my marriage will last forever.

"Drop your pants, you'll have a shot"

"Get undressed, i will give you a full exam"

"You are healthy and clean!!!"

When she's about to give me a prostate exam she says "okay, roll over on your left side and bring both knees to your chest". Then when her finger is all the way up your butt she starts asking you about how your job is going, or some other subject except what's happening right then. Kinda funny, except it's hard to talk when your putting up with the discomfort of a digit prodding around up your rectum.

Pull down your pants and bend over (for a shot).

OK im going to examine you now. Thats always great.

Yesterday my wife and I had follow up doctor visits together like we usually do. The female doctor did a quick throat, lungs and heart check of me and we discussed a few minor things. then she did the same quick check of my wife, discussed her issues then at the end of the session uttered these magic words: "OK, I want to see you in 4 months and one of you is getting completely undressed." She scheduled my wife for a physical and I hope that unlike the last time I don't get disappointed and she does a complete physical this time. She may schedule a physical for me for the following visit but on a previous visit she surprised me be suggesting I go see a Urologist for a minor problem(to me) and when I didn't take her up on her offer she said these immortal words: "I think I'll just do a DRE on you before you go". Stay tuned.

When I had my vascectomy the doctor said I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that I have to tape your penis down to keep it out of the way....the good news is that we won't need alot of tape!

It's only funny to those who haven't been there. I once was at a memorial service when my primary care doc whose aunt had died introduced me to his wife and daughter. When I told him it was nice to see him, but not under those circumstances, he responded in front of them: "Yes, it is much nicer bent over my table with my finger up your rear."

When I told him it was nice to see him, but not under those circumstances, he responded in front of them: "Yes, it is much nicer bent over my table with my finger up your rear."

THIS is really funny.....hahahahahaha!I can imagine your embarassement...

'' ok may i have you drop your underwear so that i can check your penis and your testicles'' afterwards she will say ''let me get some gloves on so we can begin''

If i hurt you just tell me.

you are doing very well.

may i take a look?

and off course: let your knees fall to each side

Just before inserting his finger for a DRE, he says "who's your favorite doctor"?

"I can't find the other testicle" due to cold exam room.

"Take a deep breath and tell me what your plans for summer are" while my underwear is pulled down to my ankles dangling off the side of the table hand my my scrotum is cupped in her hands

Before the exam started "can I have a look down there" and then "just let your knees flop to the side and relax" only heard these words said once but wow what it did to me 😁

"I'd like you to stand up for the testicular exam."

"please pull back your foreskin"

"If you would please remove all garments place them at the foot of the table and lie on your back with your briefs at your knees."

"okay very good, now you are doing great at following directions but i am also going to need for you to spread your legs apart for me"

I remember from when I was a kid, my mom said:

"Don't look so anxious, he won't bite!"

ok I don't prefer a bite over a shot, but still...

"Now, scoot down a little more, until you buttocks are at the bottom edge of the table... and part your knees as wide as you possibly can." I cannot describe how excited and turned on I feel, when my play doc says these words to me. OMG!

For me it wasn't so much what he said, as the tune he hummed- He always hummed a tune while squeezing my balls- weird.

"you may feel a bit of discomfort..."

Just relax now, good boy