Vacation Enemas

Actually, the urine output depends heavily on the enema solution. Remember one of the main functions of the colon is to absorb water from the contents, so it's a semipermeable membrane. It works both ways. If you use a solution that is saltier than isotonic saline, the body will transfer water into the colon, and if you use tap water or any solution that is less salty, the colon will absorb some of that water. That absorbed water then gets eliminated via the kidneys as urine.

This can be why you don't expel as much water as you expect sometimes, and then you need to pee afterwards.

My husband and I are going on a road trip this Thursday to San Antonio, Austin and the Texas Hill country for a week. That's going to be alot of riding in the car and probably alot of good eating! So, I'm packing my red 3 quart enema bag, soap and Vaseline, as I expect to have an enema each night or two and we're also taking along the Miralax. There's no need to be uncomfortable!

Primarily because I enjoy enemas I always travel with a big enema bag, but it does, of course, come in handy for constipation.

A vacation without enemas would be a shame!

Years ago when my wife and I went to Florida for a week to visit my mom and dad, I would always secretly pack a two-quart enema bag and a 10 ounce bulb syringe. I was on pins and needles all day while driving, knowing that she would be giving me a nice enema after we got to the motel......probably in Georgia. You would think that she would have caught on after several trips to Florida. I remember flying out to Arizona with my wife and I packed two red bags, hoses and nozzles and put them on the bottom of my carry-on. The TSA, female agent went through my bag and never said a word about my "gear". Who knows?...............she could have been into enemas herself.

I nearly always take my bulb with me when I travel. If I do not have a BM within a few minutes of getting up, I give myself 2 shots of warm water at the end of my shower and hold it while I dry off and shave. By then I am ready to go, and I am good for the day.

Brought my bag with me for this summer's trip. Glad I did. No opportunity for "fun" enemas, but after 3+ days of no-go I was glad to have a neutral (in eroticism) but very effective enema.

Enema or not, I would settle for ANY vacation!

I have IBS and the only two things that seem to work to shake the cramps and spasms that accompany an attack are either opiates like Percocet or baking soda enemas. Percocets leave me feeling like a zombie and they give me insomnia, so enemas are the go-to for my IBS.

After a Grand Canyon vacation was nearly cut short and ruined by IBS, we have not travelled without an enema bag and baking soda since. To get me fixed up in the Grand Canyon, my bride had to buy a Summer's Eve douche, dump the contents and give me several bottles of water and baking soda. Good thing the camp store carried both!

Since then I have had bag enemas on a boat on the Erie Canal, on a cruise to the Galapagos, in a fishing camp in Alaska, and in many National Park lodges across the country. Vacation time is more precious than money in many cases and we believe it would be a shame to let IBS ruin our time away when you only need to "Be prepared!"

TSA has never questioned our 2qt bag since it is always in my bride's checked luggage. We were concerned about baking soda since it resembled drugs, but we always travel with a new unopened box and it has not been a problem so far. Even foreign customs has never asked about it. As many of you have said, "never leave home without it!"

I always have had issues with travelers constipation so I never leave home without a bag. It always will get used after a few days. I usually use baking soda enemas but if I am flying I don't take the baking soda, I will buy it locally or just use plain water. I don't want to get held up by TSA while they try to decide if I really have baking soda or drugs!

And in another occasion (you'd think my mother in law would have learned to take the enema bag with her on vacation trips), my brother in law got diarrhea (they had to quickly find a gas station with rest rooms). His mom went to the drugstore and he got an enema in the motel room, then another one the next morning to flush the bowels preemptively.

my brother in law got diarrhoea (they had to quickly find a gas station with rest rooms). His mom went to the drugstore and he got an enema in the motel room, then another one the next morning to flush the bowels preemptively.

I would have thought that an 'Enema' under those circumstances would have been the last thing he needed....!

We took our small camper trailer out for the first time in two years this last week. It is a small trailer and only has a portable toilet which we rarely use except when the camp restrooms are too far away in the middle of the night. It is in the open in the trailer, so no privacy.

About day three I could feel my IBS starting to come on. I told my bride and said I that, stupidly, did not pack the enema bag and baking soda since it has been a long time since my last episode. She said, “I won't let you wreck this vacation with IBS” and she pulled a zipper bag from her duffel and produced her old folding latex douche syringe. I had not seen it in years since she has not, to my knowledge, douched in years.

She fired up the camp stove and heated a big pot of water, filled that bag with the baking soda mix, hung it from the shelf above the camper bunk and proceeded to give me two full enemas. There was no way to even think of running to the camp restroom to empty so I had to use the portable toilet to empty. Even though we are long married it was still embarrassing. After the two enemas she said that would have to do, since the potty was near full.

Thankfully it did calm my gut. Fortunately, or maybe unfortunately, I did not need further enemas for the remainder of the trip. For the rest of the week she reminded me that her preparedness saved our vacation! I will not forget to pack a bag next time.

As a child, whenever we traveled, we were given a laxative the night before we left. I remember on more than one occasion getting an enema when we arrived at our first nights destination. As an adult, I never leave home without my 4 quart Klystra bag and various nozzles. It always seems to come in handy while on the road.

Harking back to my childhood & wayward youth, each year my parents would pack the family car & head off for the big city ( Sydney) & stopping off at my grandparents along the way.

Every now & then while at our grandparents place one of us ended up being subjected to an Enema. On one such occasion when it was deemed my number was up, out of nowhere it seemed there was Granny holding a fully loaded white enamel douche can all ready to do the business.

Being that we were Guests (5of us) the kids bedding was temporarily set up in their loungeroom…not that private !…..As there was no choice & with the whole family sitting out in their big country kitchen I was done for.

Mum was busy preparing a large pot of vegetables & without me knowing it, she'd assigned Granny to do the dastardly deed….What made matters worse was that Granny had already placed a sizeable porcelain pot barely out of sight & just under the edge of the bed….not happy !

Within a minute or so there I was….pants down…bum on the edge of the bed…knees drawn up…little ball bag on show & Granny's Vaseline coated fat finger prodding my bum…I looked over my shoulder for a moment and saw the nozzle hanging and draped over the douche can & started to get a stiffy.

Next moment I felt the Nozz going in & as it did she let the soapy water jettison into me….within a few seconds the very warm water rush hit & my lil dick jerked a couple of times….After a couple of minutes I felt my belly spasm, my bum instinctively squeezed …..then another came & I felt like I wanted to go….Granny must've noticed & for a moment or so things calmed….next thing she lifted the can up high & tilted it forward….within seconds the bellyache returned….my chances of holding on had grown very slim & the pot under the bed now seemed almost welcome.

A Holiday Enema In - Deed

We actually took a trip to the beach a few weeks ago, before school started

We took along my Husband's parents. It was supposed to be our treat. but they insisted on paying most of their own way.

Sooo, when I was in a situation similar to that which would have lead to an enema had we been home, I found a solution.

Let the kids have a whole day with their grandparents. The grandparents were thankful for the opportunity to bond.

I skipped lunch.

My husband found a chain drugstore and bought a twin pack of the generic house-brand version. and the smallest bottle he could find of Milk Of Magnesia or again, actually the “house brand” generic.

I covered the mattress with a beach towel and used the pillow we had brought with us under the hips, a couple of hotel pillows for under my head. My husband brought me two hotel glasses of ice water, and I took a higher-than recommended dose of the milk of magnesia. Then I took off my control brief, and got on the bed in Simms Position, and my husband gave me one of the Fleet enemas. We got it all in, and I just realized, and said, “ You know that is the first enema I didn't self-insert and self inject since I was 9 years old!!” It WAS given by one of two people in the entire world that I trust enough to ever allow them to give me an enema!!

Can't think about THAT any more right now I've got an enema to retain, and it's causing that slight pain on the left side that I have experienced with Fleet before.

With a washcloth as a bite rag I WAS able to keep it in 15 minutes!

A LOT of volume, including the large hard part, I had been concerned about DID come out.

I lay around for several minutes, and about 45 minutes after I started the first enema, repeated the whole process, including the High dose of Milk of Magnesia.

Not until the milk of magnesia had done it's thing was I able to say it was a “clear return”

Then I took off my control brief, and got on the bed in Simms Position, and my husband gave me one of the Fleet enemas.

@LisaK ever take, and/or retain while wearing a control brief or heavy shapewear?

Fortunately for me, travel does not seem to affect my bowel movements. My wife, however, gets terribly constipated anytime we travel, especially if it is by car.

I've taken some of my enema gear with me when my wife and I travel and have overnight stays. Not so much because of constipation but more for the fun of doing it in different places. I've often wondered about the hotel/motel having hidden cameras in the rooms. I haven't seen myself on any websites so I'm guessing if they did take a video, they kept to themselves.

I was at my aunts for dinner back in the 1950's. She and her family had recently returned from a vacation in Florida - in talking about her vacation, out of nowhere she casually mentioned how good it was back home and where she could take an enema. It was shocking to hear. I never forgot that and thinking back, I'm sure she had a thing for enemas, as it wouldn't be last time “enema” came up in a conversation.

I never have on vacation. I’ve always been too nervous to travel with any enema stuff. I would love a vacation where the purpose of the trip was enema play (among other things).

It took awhile to get over being nervous about packing enema equipment in my suitcase. Once I did, I found that having the ability to relax with a good enema enhanced the getaway when air travel or cruising was involved. I always did pack it when travelling by motor vehicle. Availing myself to some colon hydrotherapy along the way, was also an enjoyable enhancement to a long trip.

I've had a few lengthy excursions where 6-12 hours of driving was common. I almost always take a pre-emptive enema to negate the need to find a place to poop along the way. While urination was necessary, I could avoid squatting in some pretty nasty facilities. The ladies would do well to consider such measures where finding a clean…ish toilet is practically a necessity and challenging. I honestly believe that enemas, at the start of labor or surgical prep, mitigated some similar issues in decades past.

Sometimes a daily enema, usually upon arising, can make the whole day much simpler. Whether vacationing, recreating, fishing, or working, it can be a practical way to avoid a potty interruption if desired. On the other hand, a nice warm enema, and maybe some massage and other manipulation, can put one in a far better mood to enjoy some good old fashioned necking, making out, petting, mutual manipulation, happy ending, or even some out and out F…ing. Some of us older guys prefer this to those blue pills that cost a fortune. Besides, a willing administrator might possibly reap some benefits!

I will say that my mom didn't necessarily need any such excuses to give us kids an enema. Quite often, we got an enema “just because”.

In response to eeetime:

I ALWAYS remove ANY garment that EXERTS PRESSURE on the lower abdomen, or interferes with breathing. Girdle, or anything

I will leave the bra on if, as was the case here it does not interfere with breathing. If it does, off it comes!

Oh yes! for travel, I have my thick nozzle bulb, (it stores in bulb) plus my long butt toy and lube. Comes in handy (no pun intended) well, maybe so haha.

Been on a cruise, fun to walk the ship with the toy hidden up my butt. If they only knew! The bulb helps keep the inside clean for my toy. Being a butt man, I'm always on the lookout for that tell tail bump or circle of a butt plug in a girls butt. Haven't seen one yet, but fun to keep a keen eye out!

I nearly always take my bulb on anything more than a single overnight stay. I don’t always use it but it is cheap insurance. I even packed it in my carry on on a recent flight. I don’t know what it looks like on the x-ray, but nobody said anything as my bag went through.

In an emergency with no bulb or bag available, one of those thin, flimsy water bottles works too. Fill it to the top with warm water, hold it tight to your anus, relax and squeeze. The water will go in. Repeat as needed.

@Cheryl77177 mentions

In an emergency with no bulb or bag available, one of those thin, flimsy water bottles works too. Fill it to the top with warm water, hold it tight to your anus, relax and squeeze. The water will go in. Repeat as needed.

Those “pop tops” work a treat as Cheryl77177 suggests

I have a special waterproof toiletry bag that i travel with containing my enema gear. Contents:

• OHN gallon silicone bag
• OHN 1” delrin nozzle
• inflatable double-balloon silicone nozzle
• Electrastim “Habanero” silicone estim prostate massager (basically a better silicone version of an Aneros Progasm) that gets used as a coffee retention plug and prostate milker
• Silicone cock rings (2 sizes) to squeeze balls
• large plastisol barium nozzle
• silicone shower hose
• long silicone shower enema nozzle
• 2x 60ml sample vials of Castile soap
• small bag of sea salt, enough for 3-4 gallons of saline
• Clamps, tubing, o-rings
• various lengths of paracord to hang in many situations

I’ve flown with this dozens of times including international and never had a problem. Adventure enemas are the best!

@Shelby12345 your post #110. Same desire here. I have never been on an enema vacation, but would sure love to have one. Sounds so exciting and complete.

Whenever we travel, a bag is always added - just in case. If the mood happens, we're prepared. If not, no worries.

I always thought diarrhea was more likely but have bag will travel sounds like a wise idea….

When me, my sister, her girlfriend, and the girlfriend's niece go to visit mom and dad we carry a bag. That is as much vacation as we get. Mom always cooks a lot. But like when my sister goes on trips for the bank she works for she never carries a bag. I always ask her just to watch her blush. She says she is afraid security would open her luggage.