Making your semen taste better

A friend sent me this article. Is someone trying to tell me something? I had no idea my stuff might not taste great. Or should I be happy it was not a deodorant or douche article.

Any way here its is:

It is important to be healthy and live a healthy lifestyle, and monitor what goes into your body. For instance alcohol and smoking are two habits that go hand in hand and actually can make your semen taste very bitter. Coffee and dairy products should be avoided because they will also make the semen taste very bitter and may leave a thick consistency. We all like a good steak right? Well the next time you eat a steak you may want to know that red meat will make your semen taste extremely salty for up to 24 hours. Garlic and onions should be avoided as well, as they secrete through the pores in your skin and also make semen horribly bitter and extremely salty.

One must realize that just by eating fruits that are high in natural sugar, your semen will not magically taste better in a few hours. Your digestive system takes about 12-24 hours to secrete out. This means whatever you consumed, within the last 12-24 hours will be coming out. This is important to understand if you would like to make your semen taste sweet for a next encounter. Rule of thumb, if you want your semen to taste sweet, you may want to start living a healthy lifestyle. It is true that vegetarians usually have the best tasting semen, so long as they avoid the bitter foods, and have a high dose of natural sugar.

You may have heard that pineapple is the number one fruit to make semen taste sweet. Pineapple is only the tip of the iceberg, there are several other fruits to take with pineapple or alone to help improve the taste even more. Fruits that are high in natural sugar will make your semen taste sweet. The following fruits are great for improving the taste of your semen: pineapple, papaya, cranberry, melons, mangoes, apples and grapes. Believe it or not the fruit highest in natural sugar is the date and the persimmon.

The good news is that by incorporating the above mentioned fruit, it will make your semen taste sweet but also get you in shape. When you eat fresh fruits for 36 hours, you go into a fat-burning mode. By doing this for 3 days with this fruit flush, your system is relieved of the digestive burden of eating other foods and can clean out its system. All this while burning fat, because fruit is nature’s perfect cleansing food.

Thank you, Sky! Now if only this would motivate certain members of the male species to try eating more healthy! Heck, let's all eat more fruit 😃

I have to say, my husband and I enjoy good and will not alter our eating habits to avoid less than a minute of tasting semen that may have a sub-optimal taste.

[color=#000000]Yea, I've heard the same thing about semen. I specifically heard about the pine[/color]apple. I'm actually really glad you shared this. It was an interesting read & nice to have the rumors confirmed. Lol actually there's a joke with a friend of mine that a guy told her she tastes like watermelon. Anyway maybe the person that sent it to you is interested in you sexually & likes sweeter tasting semen. Ask them why they sent it to you & if it is because shes sexually interested in you sexually then eat foods that'll make your stuff better before you you go out. Or if shes a friend maybe she heard from other friends that your stuff doesn't great& is trying to give you advice to help you out. Or she could have just found it interesting and want you to read it to. Maybe She's not trying to tell you anything at all. Ask her why she sent it if you're worried. And my last comment I don't swallow but if a guy could make his cum taste sweeter like pineapples then I so would start swallowing.

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Pineapple?! I'll have to make it a point of adding some to hubby's diet. He has been a bit salty of late.

Pineapples and watermelon are my two most favorite fruit!

Well, no wonder activity has dropped off. I guess it's time for a serious change in diet. Thanks for the tip. Now how do I convince her to try it again?

Apples & blueberries. Yes, it works. It goes the same way for women though. What we eat adjusts our ph level and what we secrete. It's simple physics really.

Garlic, salmon, smoking....not great to consume prior to

oral.

Thanks to all for the replies on here, fantastic info, going to switch up my diet slightly to include many things on here.

Thanks to all of them is a great reason to eat more fruit.

Yes! I love eating Pineapple, apples, mangoes, watermelon, strawberries, cantaloupe, and a whole lot more! Of course I like meat too. I know during the winter months my semen doesn't taste as good as in the summer months because fruit is just kind of hard to get in the winter, plus I like to take breaks in eating the same foods over and over again. But, I can say that this is very true! Also on a different topic related to vegetables, onions have some chemical in them to increase your sex drive or so I have heard. I personally tried to eat onions every day for 2 months and did not notice a difference so if someone can either confirm or deny that for me that would be awesome! I honestly do not need my sex drive to get any higher.

We tryed this this week, MRS L been feeding me fruits all week Pineapples and watermelon mangoes, strawberries, cantaloupe. i did not cum in 4 days ,last night we try it out ,

she asked me to play with my self ,i would all most get there and MRS L would stop me from cuming we did this for about 30 min making me get real hot.

now MRS L tells me to get on my knees and holds a shot glass by my cock and tells me shoot my load into the glass almost filling it up to the top, she took a sip and poured the rest in my mouth made me swallow the rest of it. we both think it was much sweeter then normal i will defintely be eating more fruit all the time

Sounds like a lot of work. I think if I ate enough fruit to change the taste of my juice I'd be making a lot of visits to the bathroom with the hershey squirts. The wife and I aren't into oral very much, don't like performing it we both agree that it's kinda gross but we love sex and we have sex quite frequently. Actually let me rephrase that. We both love receiving oral but we don't like giving it so we just don't think it's fair to make the other do something they don't want to.

Time to go to the farmers market!!!!!

Smokers cum taste horrible, I will not even consider sucking someone who smokes again it was that gross for me.

That's good